First, Glee finale; Brittany and Santana have the most fascinating relationship on the entire show. Seriously.

TOP 100 CHARACTERS: Started this sometime in May (y'know back when people were still around). I want to finish this before 2010 but I don't really have time. So to compromise I'll only do pics and quotes. Not going to defend my choices .

15. Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)

"Think of me as your Yoda. Only instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome."

Quote: You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.

He writes a blog. Because that's what cool people do .

14. Hugo "Hurley" Reyes (Lost)

"Dude. That was like a... Jedi moment."

Quote: What? You don't know? Okay, that thing in the woods, maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed-off giraffe. I don't know. The fact that no one is even looking for us - Yeah, that's weird. But I just go along with it 'cause I'm along for the ride -- good old fun-time Hurley. Well, guess what -- now, I want some freakin' answers!

13. Olive Snook (Pushing Daisies)

"Olive often imagined that there was an orchestra in her heart. Music heard only by her, except when her heart broke open and it spilled out into the world."

Quote: It's crazy. It's like imagining us as hobbits. Or on jet packs. Or hobbits on jet packs.

12. Anya (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!"

Quote: I don't talk to people much. I mean, I talk to them, but they don't talk to me, except to say that, "your questions are irksome," and, "perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."

11. Juliet Burke (Lost)

"That blonde who had a gun pointed at you? She would have shot you. No problem"

Quote: You know, it's interesting that you two are now the camp's moral police. I'm curious, Sayid, (looks at Sayid) how long was it before you told everyone on that beach exactly how many people you've tortured in your life? Do they know about Basra? (looks at Sawyer) And I'm sure the first thing you did when you got here, James, was to gather everyone in a circle and tell them about the man you shot in cold blood the night before you got on the plane. So why don't we just skip the part where you two pretend to be righteous? I'm taking that medication back to Claire and you're gonna let me, because if she doesn't get it, she's gonna die. And the last thing that either of you need right now, is more blood on your hands.

Pwned.

(note to Lost writers. I HAVE TO find out what happened to her sister, I've been wondering about that for 3 years now).

10. Kurt Hummel (Glee)

"Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker."

Quote: I could totally sing this with Finn. But screw him if he thinks he's taking the Diana Ross part from me.

9. Cordelia Chase (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel)

"I think it, I say it. It's my way."

Quote: Lady, the b!tch is back!

8. Desmond Hume (Lost)

"See you in another life, brother"

Quote: We're stuck in this bloody snow globe!

(Another note to Lost writers: If Des and Penny don't get a happy ending I might cry.)

7. Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel)

"I'm unreasonable because I've lost all reason"

Gunn: What happened to you, man?
Wesley: I had my throat cut and all my friends abandoned me.

One of my favorite quotes ever.

6. Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)

"She's 90 percent water, 10 percent caffeine"

Miss Patty: (about Jess) He hooted one of my dance c.lass.
Fran: He took a garden hose from my yard.
Man: My son said he set off the fire alarms at school last week.
Lorelai: I heard he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to Glitter!

5. Chandler Bing (Friends)

"The world is my lesbian wedding"

Quote: The important thing is... the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!

4. Veronica Mars (VM)

"Annoy tiny blond one. Annoy like the wind."

Quote: A girl must prioritize. Wallowing in the grief of betraying an ex-boyfriend or following the guy most likely to blow up Neptune High. Hell, give me a stick of gum to chew and I'll do all three at once.

3. Dexter Morgan (Dexter)

"I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. I'm Dexter."

Quote: I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. & I OWN YOU!!

2. Benjamin Linus (Lost)

"I lied. That's what I do"

Quote: No, John, unfortunately we don't have a code for 'there's a man in my closet with a gun to my daughter's head,' although...we obviously should.

1. Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)

"Let's not forget Logan Echolls. Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours."

Theatrical hand gestures! Seriously Dohring go find work.

Quote: Never underestimate the size of my cajones.

Anne

PS. One serial killer, one OPJ and one liar who lies just for the sake of lying. Clearly, I have damage.

I can't believe it. This is so sad .

Title: Brittany, Glee (and that was pretty much the only thing I liked about last weeks episode). Oh, and Rachel and Quinn will become BFF's. Mark my words.

Over here we have this thing we do around Christmas. The Top 2000 songs of all time. People can vote. There's absolutely no point to voting because Bohemian Rhapsody wins every year anyway. But I still voted and felt like posting them;

Alphabetical order:

Bruce Springsteen - My hometown

Coldplay - Fix You

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Have you ever seen the rain

Elton John - Your song

Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah

Madonna - Like a prayer

Nelly Furtado - All good things (come to an end)

Robbie Williams - Angels

Sia - Breathe Me

Snow Patrol - Chasing cars

U2 - Beautiful day

U2 - One

U2 - With or without you

The Verve - Bitter sweet symphony

Who - Baba O'Riley

Anne

Title: Brittany, Glee. Oh Britt, you dumb, dumb blonde.

Glee:

• Did anyone else have Gilmore Girls flashbacks? The ball gown was too tight, Friday Night Dinner, Mitchum Huntzberger (Logan's dad) as Quinn's father. Even Paul Anka was there.
• So going to get flamed for this, but I think Dianna Agron needs to work on the emotional crying scenes. I'm not saying she's a bad actress, she isn't and Dianna seems quite lovely based on everything I've seen in interviews but I thought she was trying too hard in the scene where Quinn confronts her parents. Didn't feel natural.
• I was dreading the Rachel crushing on Will plotline because... ick! But they had me when Terri enslaved Rachel and Will made her sit in the back ("It's the law"). Loved Suzy Pepper (Hannah!!), "We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating" and "get that mildly attractive groove back" made me laugh . I hope she can make another appearance to spread the wisdom she learned in therapy.
• Finn singing "I'll Stand By You" to the sonogram of a baby that is not his is wrong. This is gonna hurt him so much, I hate that.
• Finn's mom rocks! She and Kurt's dad should give lessons in parenting.
• Finally we revisit Kurt's crush on Finn, it has been implied before. Kurt's CALL ME was hilarious and them bonding over their lost parents was really sweet. Hopefully they can have a close friendship (since I don't think Finn swings that way ).
• Please keep giving Brittany those small moments of awesome cluelessness. She is too adorable.
• Too bad we didn't get to hear Artie & Quinn, Puck & Mercedes, Tina & "Other Asian" and Brittany & Santana sing. (Brittany's song probably would have been "I'm a Barbie Girl" )
• No Sue and I didn't even notice. All in all, great episode.

Funny story...

Me and my c.lassmates went snowboarding on Wednesday. I was a little worried I might break something because I'm very clumsy and trip over my own feet daily. Turns out I'm actually kind of good at snowboarding. I mean, I'm not going to become the next... *insert famous snowboarding person* any time soon but I did fall a lot less than the average person. Really awesome.

then back at home I slipped, fell down the stairs, bruised my foot and now I can't walk for like a week. Life's funny.

Anne

PS. LOVE that Lost isn't releasing promo's with new material (and not just because it pisses off ABC).

Title: Tracy and Jenna's AWESOME t-shirts, 30 Rock

I have to sleep. Can't. My brain won't stop making thoughts. Blogging it is.

TV:

• Glee: When did Brittany become my favorite character? Or at least my favorite background character. How the hell do you lose a wheelchair? . I kind of want her together with Finn just to see how brain-dead those children would be. Also if Jane Lynch doesn't get an Emmy nod, I'm gonna throw a tantrum. Rachel st.yle.
• 30 Rock: Wow 2 funny episodes in a row. The first 3 were a snoozefest.
• The Office & How I Met Your Mother: Both have gotten very boring.
• V: I want to like it but I'm afraid it's another FlashForward and it won't hold my interest very long . (Dumped FF btw).

TOP 100 FAVORITE CHARACTERS:

18. Luke Danes

"Once Luke Danes is in your life, he's in your life forever."

Show: Gilmore Girls

Portrayed by: Scott Patterson

Backstory: The owner of Luke's. Where the motto is "eat it, then beat it!".

Why: Luke was the ideal man (S6 aside, crappy writing, not his fault). He's the everyman most of the time but every once and a while he reveals a side of himself that's sensitive caring and amazing. He would always be there for the Gilmore Girls. Whether it was for their morning coffee or Rory's graduation. He is, in all honesty, the guy that every girl needs. Tough, but accessible. Stoic, but funny. Larger than life, but down to earth.

Best episode: Luke Can See Her Face

Favorite moment: Jess. Lake.

Memorable quote:

Luke: Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, Taylor, no. And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be: How's Ted?, followed closely by, Taylor, no!

17. Chloe Sullivan

"Miss Sullivan, your creative passion will always be for the bizarre and the inexplicable."

Possibly my favorite Lionel quote.

Show: Smallville

Portrayed by: Allison Mack

Backstory: The heart of Smallville. Well, at least she used to be.

Why:

I love Chloe because she's always been drawn by the strange and abnormal and has been awed by heroes.
I love her because she has been through hell and back.
I love her quiet strength and her loyalty.
I love her hard working attitude she had for so long.
I love her smile and curiosity.
I love that she's kind and caring and has those motherly instincts..
I love that she's this character who can be strong without being a witch with a capital B.
I love Chloe because she is the underdog, the girl we can relate to and root for to reach her dreams.

Best Episode: Truth, Blank, Arrival

Favorite Moment: Cheerleader Chloe. Just because Allison sold it.

Memorable quote:

Chloe: Premature combustion...that's one ability I didn't need to know about.

16. Georgia "George" Lass

"I don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person, from what I can tell either way, you are screwed."

Show: Dead Like Me

Portrayed by: Ellen Muth

Backstory: George died tragically when she got hit by a toilet seat orbiting from space. I know.

Why: Because I'm exactly like her. Her carelessness and sarcasm, The lack of interest for a normal daily life. And of course the awkwardness and lack of social skills.

Best episode: the whole damn show.

Favorite moment: The scene where she talks about herself, who she really is. An outsider. (the stray cat scene in Ghost Story).

Memorable quote:

George: Only the guy superheroes got cool costumes; massive capes and scary masks and stuff. All Wonder Woman got was hooker boots and a bathing suit.

Anne