Monday... ?

It is, unfortunately, monday. The question mark was just to make it all look artsy and intriguing. From an existentialist point of view, it is supposed to invoke feelings of uncertainty as to the existance of time as a dimension as opposed to a man-made medium for measurement of mundane activities. Furthermore, from that, a natural progression is to consider what truly reunites us all as human beings. Is it our genitics? Our ability to think and adapt? Our opposable thumbs which have made us such a destructive force in the global landscape? Who knows..

If you just saw the name of the day with a question mark and none of the aforementioned crazyness thenyou're stupid. There, I said it. Nah, I'm just messing, you're not stupid, just unimaginative. Let's talk about some stuff you dont care about..

Motorsport seems to be the best place to start. For those of you who didnt see the madness that was the European Grand Prix this weekend, I feel sorry for you. I was watching it with 3 of my mates who are not F1 fans at all and they had a great time. I was like 3 inches away from a heart attack all race and, aside from someone being killed, it ended about as badly as any F1 race can.. Alsonso in 1st, Massa in 2nd and Webber in 3rd.. If you have 3 spare minutes, watch this if you like lots of cars on inappropriate tyres aquaplaning into walls. It's fun for the whole family. Except maybe the hampster, they're afraid of fast moving machinery..

So moving on to something else, I am in love with Red Bull. No, not Red Bull racing, we're OFF motorsport, remember? Anyway, I dont hate the taste and the fact that it effectively masks the taste of my extra strength (50% or 100 proof) Smirnoff Blue Vodka which is so strong it would strip the paint off my walls if I left the cap off the bottle for more than a minute makes it a very attractive drink. On Thursday night I managed to drink about 6 shots of bule in two cans of Red Bull, making me nice and tipsy but also nice and awake. I'm aware, of course, that Red Bull and Vodka killed two sweedish students a few years back but since I'm not sweedish or a student, I'm not really in either high risk group so I figure I'm fine.. Right?

What else is new? Uh, i got new lip balm.. Exciting no? No, not at all. Oh oh!! I'm not sick anymore! Which is like super-mega-awesomeness-squared! (Dunno where that came from, apparently I have regressed to the level of "13yr old girl after two glasses of goon") (Yes, for you avid goon drinkers, that IS the king of all goon boxes, fruity lexia) Ahem, where the f**k was I? Oh that's right, nowhere. Anyway, it's gonna be a short one today cuz I dont have any funny pictures to post.. Apparently the ninjas foud a new way to attack, knowing I dont like cats they sent this fellow:

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You never expect it from above.. Anyway, Ninja cat stole all of my funny pictures.. Except the one of the ninja cat attacking. Which is quite funny. Anyway, Ok, really finished now people! Enjoy, and keep watching the skies..