New Nerrrd on the Block
Nerrrds, listen. Judging by the number of you confused by my last transmission, many of you are as stupid as I feared, and are therefore hopelessly lost....
....Yet there is still hope for most of you, and the bond we have created in these foreboding times assures that I am safe in revealing more. You must be prepared for which you know nothing... of. Stupid prepositions.
Behold, my source:
The Mr. Games 1X
He isn't much of a talker, but he knows things. Lots of things. In his infancy, he derived the number "Ex-Teen," a key equation found in the heart of every video game's programming. Impressive, eh nerrrrrds?
Stay tuned for more. Mr. Games and I are on this like Scarecrow and Mrs. King.
I'm Scarecrow. Out.
And no, I'm not giving up my source in a last-ditch attempt to dodge the heat coming down from the GameSpot brass. Nerrrrrrrrds.
....Yet there is still hope for most of you, and the bond we have created in these foreboding times assures that I am safe in revealing more. You must be prepared for which you know nothing... of. Stupid prepositions.
Behold, my source:
The Mr. Games 1X
He isn't much of a talker, but he knows things. Lots of things. In his infancy, he derived the number "Ex-Teen," a key equation found in the heart of every video game's programming. Impressive, eh nerrrrrds?
Stay tuned for more. Mr. Games and I are on this like Scarecrow and Mrs. King.
I'm Scarecrow. Out.
And no, I'm not giving up my source in a last-ditch attempt to dodge the heat coming down from the GameSpot brass. Nerrrrrrrrds.
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