Yeah.... so i was back to school today.

Which means

a) No long lies

b) No town whenever. Wherever.

c) ALL my friends.

But this isnt all true.

My friend Chloe, moved to Portlethen (another school!) and she found out YESTERDAY!

Yeah. One day before school starts.

Chloe's gran: Yeah, want the good news or the bad news?

Chloe: Bad.

Chloe's gran: Jordan, your starting another school tommorow. Chloe, you dont have to start till Wednesday.

So like WOAHHHHH

Its crazy, it doesnt seem real!

So i went back and im like.... meh....

Kinda happy to see everyone, but it was like

Mrs Talboys: Sponsored walk in September!

Mr Whyte: Work experience in October! Lots of tests and prelims!

Mrs Murray: Do your homework! Wear the uniform! Mrs Stock died!

Everyone: Huh?

TMI!

So yeah.

I mean, i felt like sleeping.

First and Second period was Admin. Which is quite good.

BUT We had "Technical difficulties" and couldnt log on!

*sigh*

So we talked instead

Then we had to type up a letter.

SKIVEEEE

I felt SOO sick pretty much the whole day..... Grrrr....

AND my card broke! Meaning i cant buy lunch and more importantly, Megan and Michelle cant either!

S.S.S was good Its a skive man, you do nothing! Basically ticking boxes

Its like "What do you want in a job?" And two of the options were Love and passion.

Im like "Can they really advise you how to do *THAT*?"

And Mrs Talboys made this face, looked like she was sucking on a lemon, i almost broke down laughing.

Then PSE. GMO, i didnt miss Mrs A.

Her heels. WOW. She slays vampires at night with those heels.

If she stepped on you, you would know about it man. WOOW.

And Im like, basically freezing myself to death and feeling like im gonna hurl and she's like, THATS TRUANCY, YOU ALWWAAYSS SIGN OUT.

Yadda yadda dude.

Lunch, man i was NOT hungry, i felt like i would vomit.

Then Megan force fed me Literally

And i felt better.

LOVE YOU

AND WE GAVE HALLE HER SUPRISE

Tickets to Pink!

Her reaction was.... uh.... interesting.

She just stared at them

Apparantly, she was away to cry

Awwww.... Happy Bday babe

And in Bio.

We got a new teacher.

Uh.... she's not as good as Finnay (Who IS?)

But Better than Leighton (Who ISNT?)

So... i dont know, i never got to know her....

There was a bus strike and we got to go home early!! *BONUSSS!*

So it was good

Megan, Laura, me and Buddy went out for a walk not long ago.

it was fun.

Ok im bored of typing now. Laters!

xxx

Hello guys!

That was a quote title.

Damn, almost called it a quote toilet

*Day dreams*

You: *Peeing sounds*

Toilet: I dont know what that means.

You: What? *get up off of seat*

Toilet: Your so far past the line, you can't even SEE the line! The line is a dot to you....

You: Ok!! EVIL LOO!! *Flushes*

Toilet: Watch, learn and dont eat my cookie.

*Day dream ends*

.... COPYRIGHTED TRADEMARK PATENT.

Hah. My idea

No, i didnt get the quote from a show. Or a film. Or even a toilet for that matter.

Ok. I lie, i got it IN a toilet. As in a cubicle. And no i didnt reach in and pull out a piece of paper like a fortune cookie.

This woman was like to *somebody*

"Excuse me. Could you pass me some toilet paper"

*Silence*

Me: *SQUEAK eeeeee* Hehe, *Squeakee squeakkee squea!* (I'll explain later)

"Excuse me, can i get some toilet paper?"

Me: *goes to stand outside, watches next door cubicle lady come out TALKING ON THE PHONE!!!*

NDCL: *blah blah* a lady in the next door cubicle was squeaking..... yeah, i know....

Me: HAHA!!!

Yeah, i went into town today with Megan

It was SOOO funny This may have been the best day of my life.

This or the time i went to the park with my Granda and Grandma.

Sounds pathetic but i loved that day, i was so young and my Granda died 3 years back on the 7th of August. I miss him

Anyways

So we went into town, and got off the bus. Another quote "Can i get on this bus?" Well... it's kinda what a bus is for I thought that was very cute.

Then we walked down to the St Nicholas centre. Which is the second smallest in Aberdeen.

The smallest is very little known. The Galleria. TINY.

I needed a bag So yeah, i got a bag. Its a pretty bag. Or a pretty big small bag. Either.

EVERYONE seems to have it Damn

Oh well.

Then we went to boots to find red lipstick but Megan didnt like them.

So we went to superdrug and she didnt see any she liked there either

And i put my finger in green eyeshadow. I looked like Kermit.

We headed off to New look, went on a trek to find school trousers, found them, then looked for tops. Found them. ALMOST bought the bambi top Jess

THEN off to John Lewis. And its suprising, cause Megan kept trying to go up the wrong escalator. Which could hurt...

We were looking for another squeaker for the moles

What mole i hear you ask?

It's for Chemistry *so Megan says*

She made it creatively out of a sock.

But there was none left. BOOO

Time for Harry Potter. We got our tickets and FANTA FREEZY!!! 's and sat down.

Trailers. Yawn.

Actually. I love trailers.

Anyways, the really quiet part of the cinema process comes on (Rating info, you will be prosecuted if you record and stuff) and here's Megzy, SLURPING the Fanta Freezy and im holding one too and im like Paranoid

Thinking the entire cinema is looking at us evily so im like "SHUT UP!"

And Megan's like "But ive drank all of the juice "

Anyway, the film starts and Megan's taking the Pee cause she knows im scared at horrors, but insanely obsessed with them for a weird reason

So she's like "Awwww, scary, want me to hold your hand, awww" Im like ..... "That's not nice"

She didnt MEAN it like that though. We cool

It would have been better if the audience actually LAUGHED!

If they didnt pee so much, they woulda been robots.

We needed a pee REALLY bad but we're like "NOOOOOO"

DAMN IT! Every scene basically involves water!!

So we RUSH to the toilet and we have the longest pee of our lives

Then we wait for everyone to leave and take out....

the moles!! Put him under a stall, take a picture, write a note from "Moley" saying "MOley waz ere" and stuck it on the toilet door

Harry Potter wasnt as good as they said it was. I mean, it was GOOD, but not FANTASTIC.

Ron: Did you and Ginny do it?

Best line... that or

Dumbledore: Pip pip

So we went back to the shops *started raining lightly*

And this poor bloke is begging for change. And im like

Looked in his hat. 6p. A five p and a lousy git gave him a 1 p. Makes me sad.

So i took some change out and threw it in, £3 Win some you lose some, he needs it more than i do.

And then we went to get a Latte (Cafe Latte for Megz, Vanilla latte for me) and we went HIGH on it

Like, majourly high then slightly stoned on it

HMV, we went in and put a post it note on Pushing Daisies DVD saying "Amazing" Hehehe, natural rush

OHHH And we started... well. I started to squeak the squeaker at random people

Slyly. Until we start laughing.

It was kinda Megan's idea, but she said with Moley. But i didnt have enough guts to walk down Union Street with a sock on my hand

Then we went back to Megan's and had Fajita's!!

AND MADE COOKIES

And that may have been the best day of my life because they were the real life MEGA cookie

But tasted KINDA like Muffins so Mega Mookie. Crossbred food tastes good

It was they size of my eyebrows to my chin

Laters guys, back to school on Tuesday!

Love you xxx

Hello.

The blog title is far fetched seen as it is *looks out of window, dreary day* Uhhh summer?

So uh... Yeah, this past day has made me very happy.

Meh, im making an inspiration board just now. Any quotes or song lyrics or something, comment! I need em.

Who here like blu tac?

Sorry. Im hyper

Cause I texted Zala, saw a sunrise, woke up early, watched another movie, went out for a walk with Megan, going to a film tommorow and creating a mole!

And also, a SECRET BIRTHDAY SUPRISE FOR HALLE !!!!

SAY NOTHING GI!!!!!

Meh. Cant be bothered typing

xxx

Hi My name is Lauren and im a blogger. This is my 100th blog today. I havent blogged in two whole weeks!

I dont know, i felt like doing a hint of a One Tree Hill title for my blog I dunno

But Yeah! 100th blog! Its one hell of a milestone!!

HOWEVER I have no clue what to do for it....

So i think i might do a photo blog. If thats cool. I have some piccys.

Not many. A few

So anyways, it's summer.

Which is GOOD.

And also not good.

Good because it means no school

Not good because it means that i get depressed because it's rainy/cold

Todays good though (for once)

It's nice *see picture below*

Anywhoo, im bored!

Not so much last week.

Me, my mum and my dad went down to Dundee to shop (the Overgate Centre mostly)

It's cool

AND i bought (when i say II bought, i mean my Mum ) a new Hoodie (which i LOVE) ANDD a belt for my buckle!

Wanna see it?

Hehehe Thanks for my buckle Megzys LOVEYAHH!

Mmm, yummy, just had some fruit. Dont ask me what type it was. I havent a clue!

It was big, red and juicy

That sounds pretty bad doesnt it

Yeah. So i also bought (by I, i mean my Mum :lol A jason Mraz album, A pink album and some cookies Yum!!

But when we were coming home, we stopped outside a KFC

And we went into a restaurant called "2for1"

And i SWEAR they might have the finest chicken EVER!!

It was crispy with a basil and herb sauce

And i ate it ALLL

But the resto was cool! It was like a picnic with a table and chairs.

I say it was like a picnic cause they had TREES!! IN THE RESTO!!

*Sure, they were plastic, but realistic*

The next day, i went out for another meal with my parents and my grandma

It was cool we were like, the only ones there

But anyways, i have a picture to show yah...

DONT EXPLODE

Warning: This picture is incredibly cute, this is a pic of Megzy's dog, Buddy.

He is still only 9 weeks (Not to be mistaken with when Megan got him, which was 2 Weeks 4 days ago )

You'll probzy have seen him if you have my twitter

If not here it is ===> http://twitter.com/Penguingonemad

Yeah, she has more new animals but i cant steal her thunder... you NEED to go PM Pudding to figure it out guys! MAYBE she'll blog about em

So if you can think back to the start of the blog, i said we never have great summers now:

Check last Friday's weather out dawgs'

Yeah, we had Terential downpours.

BOO!

Last Friday, Megzy, Glen and I were on Sherwood forest, yeah i know, A FRIDAY NIGHT? On a geeky game?

However, it was so funny

This guy called Eric came (For you guys who have NEVER played an MMORG people are meant to have names like "Gladiotorgirl1997" or "Sweatypit" NOT "Eric")

*Us typing things in*

Glen: Eric?

Me: That's imaginitive

S********** (stars meaning i cant remember the rest of the letters) Noob

Glen: CALL Me a Noo

S******: Noob

Glen: Aryt, im gonna shove this sword so far up your ass that yah'll need to go to the Hospital to get it out, and you'll look like an idiot with a fducking (thats the word. With the D in it. So it aint swearing ) sword up there. ARYT?

Eric:

Eric: Your awesome.

After another hour of mindless abuse between people, it suddenly occured to us that this could be Eric Millegan. Eric Millegan could be setting a national manhunt for a certain gladiator!!

So we're like => => =>

That's almost it really...

ONE MORE THING!!

Can you help?

Ive got a corkboard, but i want to put more stuff on it, could you help?

Maybe more lyrics or something? Or photos? Or you guys saying something Cause i love you guys

Peace out from DONKEY *see Twitter*

xxx

Hey guys!

Yes, on holidays, i usually write a blog everyday.

Cause im not busy.

Yes, i am one blog away from my legendary 100th blog!! Maybe i'll wait for a week or something to get photos and throw a mini party Hmmm... stealing idea from Gi (last years virtual party?)

Anyways, i went out for a walk yesterday (not at 4.30am like Sunday)

With Claire, Sara, Linzie and Andrew

Then after dinner, i was meant to go in for Michelle.

One problem with going in for Michelle...

My eyes were puffed up like MAD, i couldn't breath through my nose, i had a lumpy rash all down my arm and my throat hurt badly.

All that was entirely my idiotic fault... and it was worth it

So we met up in the park, there's like, a kiddie play area full of bark and everything. And it was made of logs (the outside part, not the play area)

So we sat down there.

And that's cool, we kinda wish we had food cause there was a definite picinic vibe.

Then we went to the bridge over the railway line, and we were kinda playing spot the random object.

There were beer bottles, a traffic cone, a scotland ball and a tyre! (Y)

And then Andrew jumped over the bridge !!!

Onto the hill on the other side, whcih is very steep and if he lost his balance, he'd probablly break his leg on the railway track

Linzie and Claire are scared so they go away, and then Andrew and Sara are like "ARGH!!" and "*scream* Andrew fell!!!" and im like "You fricking evil!!"

Then we were picking up "Sticky Willies" i put that in quatations incase people dont know what they are. If you dont, its not what you think.

http://pics.davesgarden.com/pics/htop_1078389608_741.jpg

It's a type of plant, if you pick them up, and throw them at someones clothes, then they stick to them.

So me, andrew and sara were like "Wow, its weird if you hit yourself on the arm"

Then we went down to the shore and they sat on a bench, then i jumped down into the field of.... wheat

And it's so long, i was actually covered in pollen It was fun though cause i was crouching down then popping up

Then we headed back up, and my throat felt really tight and i couldnt speak well

So im like "Oh nuggets...."

Then i looked at my arm and NO joke, it looked like it was bubbling, and andrew's was quite red too and Sara's was kinda like that too.

Went into my Gran's house and she's like and ran away

(to get some cream )

She's like "How did you get that?"

Me: Sticky Willies

Grandma: Their poisonous! Another one that's poisonous is a white flower, growing on a long stem. That's very bad.

Me: Did it look like... a cauliflower?

Grandma: Yes... a bit

Sara was playing with one of them

So i went up to bed and slept.

Then my mum had a mini heartattack cause i looked like hell.

So that's why i couldnt go in for Michelle

And im very shocked about how little people know about British family favourite, swingball!

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/3670688/Trail/searchtext%3ESWINGBALL.htm

See yah soon for my 100th blog!!

xxx