Now, after reading the list, I'm sure that all of you will want to go out and have a good burn, thus the title. I'm now back on the site and i'll be here for awhile. Anyway, here's my list of the Greatest Songs to Listen to While Smoking. To ensure that the list is legit, I made it while high. Here it is and be sure to give em a try. Whoever can guess my favorite of the list wins a prize.

The Sounds of Silence - Simon and Garfunkel

The End - The Doors

Brain Damage/Eclipse - Pink Floyd

Hey You - Pink Floyd

Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd

Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd

Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles

Let It Be - The Beatles

Day In The Life - The Beatles

It's Good To Be King - Tom Petty

Don't Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult

Turn Turn Turn - The Byrds

Mr. Tambourine Man - The Byrds

Teach Your Children - Crosby Stills Nash and Young (or some combo of those 4 those artists)

White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane

Watching The Wheels - John Lennon

Blue Sky - Allman Brothers Band

Well, what are you waiting for? Go get blazed!

I haven't been on too much lately so my apologies if I missed some blogs. I won't be no too much this week or next week because I've got my final exams. After that, I'm free til January 25 so I'll be here in full swing December 18th I'd say. Anyway, I'm sure you don't give a damn about that, now onto what you DO give a damn about: The list. Well, no exceptions really, I've included everybody, Elvis, Berry, and such mainly so that Elmis won't b!tch. It's unbiased, not an opinion, etc etc etc. And here it is:

25. David Byrne (Talking Heads)

24. Paul Stanley (KISS)

23. Peter Gabriel (Genesis, solo)

22. Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols)

21. Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull)

20. Anthony Keidis (Red Hot Chili Peppers) I hate myself

19. Bon Scott (AC/DC)

18. Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)

17. Alice Cooper

16. Roger Daltrey (The Who)

15. Mike Patton (Faith No More)

14. Ozzy Osbourne (Ozzy, Black Sabbath)

13. Axl Rose (Guns N Roses)

12. Jimi Hendrix

11. David Lee Roth (Van Halen)

10. Iggy Pop (The Stooges)

9. Bono (U2)

8. Bruce Springsteen

7. David Bowie

6. Little Ruchard

5. Chuck Berry

4. Jim Morrison (The Doors)

3. Freddie Mercury (Queen)

2. Elvis Presley

1. Mick Jagger (Rolling Stoines)

Let's get it on.

I believe it was several months ago and I dearly miss them. So I've created a list that I hope will incite a cyber-riot among the music fans. So here are my TOP 25 ROCK VOCALISTS OF ALL TIME. It is not an opinion, it is what I believe to be unbiased and correct and I'd like to note that Roy Orbison and Elvis are purposely left out of this list. Now, read the list, and for the love of God, let's have a freaking argument. 

 25. Lou Gramm (Foreigner)/Peter Cetera (Chicago)  --------  I didn't want to leave either one out

24. Phillip Bailey (Earth Wind and Fire)

23. Thom Yorke (Radiohead)

22. David Bowie (solo)

21. Layne Staley (Alice in Chains)

20. Billy Joel (solo)

19. Carl Wilson (Beach Boys)

18. Axl Rose (Guns N Roses)

17. Brad Delp (Boston)

16. Sebastian Bach (Skid Row)

15. Paul McCartney (Beatles, solo)

14. Paul Rodgers (Bad Company, Free)

13. Dennis DeYoung (Styx)

12. Roger Daltrey (The Who)

11. Burton Cummings (The Guess Who)

10. Rob Halford (Judas Priest)

9. Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden)

8. Ronnie James Dio (Rainbow, Dio)

7. Mike Patton (Faith No More)

6. Chris Cornell (Soundgarden)

5. Ian Gillian (Deep Purple)

4. Steve Perry (Journey)

3. Jeff Buckley (solo)

2. Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)

your five grand stereo"

I think you should all know this.

Anyway, I am currently extremely bored and waiting for my next cl@ss which is not until 11:40, so I thought I'd make a personal list. Essentially, its a favorites list. My top 5 favorite bands/artists and my 3 favorite albums by those artists, then to get even trickier, my top 10 songs by those artists, well here it goes:

-Led Zeppelin
1.Houses Of The Holy
2.Led Zeppelin IV
3.Physical Graffiti

-Songs
1. Fool In The Rain
2. Hey Hey What Can I Do?
3. Good Times Bad Times
4. Kashmir
5. Trampled Under Foot
6. Stairway To Heaven
7. Misty Mountain Hop
8. Thank You
9. No Quarter
10. Over The Hills And Far Away

-Rolling Stones
1.Sticky Fingers
2.Exile On Mainstreet
3.Out Of Our Heads

-Songs
1. Start Me Up
2. Can't You Hear Me Knockin
3. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
4. Jumpin Jack Flash
5. Paint It Black
6. Gimme Shelter
7. Street Fighting Man
8. It's Only Rock And Roll (But I Like It)
9. Under My Thumb
10. Get Off My Cloud

-Guns N Roses
1.Use Your Illusion II
2.Appetite For Destruction
3.Use Your Illusion I

-Songs
1. Civil War
2. Novermber Rain
3. Sweet Child Of Mine
4. Knockin On Heaven's Door
5. You Could Be Mine
6. Ain't It Fun
7. Live & Let Die
8. 14 Years
9. Welcome To The Jungle
10. Estranged

-Billy Joel
1.52nd Street
2.The Stranger
3.Piano Man

-Songs
1. The Entertainer
2. Captain Jack
3. Say Goodbye To Hollywood
4. Piano Man
5. Scenes From An Italian Restaraunt
6. Movin Out
7. Allentown
8. Only The Good Die Young
9. You May Be Right
10. The Stranger

-White Stripes
1.Icky Thump
2.De Stijl
3.Elephant

-Songs
1. Catch Hell Blues
2. You Don't Know What Love Is
3. Dead Leaves And Dirty Ground
4. Death Letter
5. Seven Nation Army
6. Icky Thump
7. Hello Operator
8. 300 MPH Torrential Outpour Blues
9. I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself
10. Ball And Biscuit


Well there you have it. Now you know that much more about my musical preferences, I've gotta get to **** Have fun.



- Ryan

Yes that's right. I've been at this site for 2 years now, there've been some good times and some bad times, some hilarious blogs, some great threads, some frustrating staff stuff, and some TOS violations, and of coruse some great people. I would like to now give a short shout out to some of my good friends past and present. (in alphabetical order by username)

Shadow - you're easily one of my best friends at this place and your stories are incredibly awesome.

10outof10 - where have you been? Get your gothic ass back here!

bender21345 - RIP 

DI-17 - Not sure where you've been here, but I have not forgotten you old friend.

Dee - the most consistent friend I've had here. Another one of my best here. Coolest 14 year old I know.

drew - I still hate RHCP! 

Elmis - wow. I don't think we'll ever agree on something music-related, but without you, this site would be semi-boring. You are the man.

freddyjasonmyer - WTF? Where the hell are you?

HP - The Metal Man. another of my best friends. You're everywhere: TVRage, South Park forum, blogs, off-topic forum, ideas forum, rock on.

hsimpson - You're not on as much as you used to be but you are not forgotten. Good luck with your band.

Jacob - I have too many "best friends" here. Get your ass back here in full swing when summer's over.

KennyMustNotDie - Waita get banned retard

Josh - You were awesome when you were here, so where are you? We all need our Butters Army leader here!

NYBrian - Your one smart dude, always kenw how to argue without getting hot. I really respect that but......Giants suck!

Mark - Dude, you have GOT to come back. If you don't, I swear I will make a trip to Ireland and force you at gunpoint to log into TV.com.

s1bald - an old South Park head for can recall the good old days. I wish you were still around more in that forum.

Sarina - I can't believe your gone forever! *cries hysterically* I'll be ok.

Simpsonzfreak - You are still a legend in the SP forum and I look forward to the day when you fully return old friend.

Sky - Quite a character you are. I miss not being able to mess with you.

TasForMayor - it seems you've gone forever, but I can be sure that NO ONE on thit site will ever forget you.

WMMRRocks - the other Philly boy! Hope you come back soon.

ZugZug - see comment for KennyMustNotDie

Well there you have it. Now get commenting!