I have a belt on that's holding up my pants, and my pants have belt loops that holding up my belt. I don't know what's really happenin' down there. "Who is the real hero?" I called the hotel operator, she said,"How can I direct your call?" "Well, you could say 'Action.' And I will begin to dial. then when I say goodbye, you an yell 'Cut.' And if you want, you can wear a beret and knickers." Hey, man, if you are a fish, and you wanna be a fish stick, you have to have very good posture. You can't be a slouchy fish, or you will be a fish clump. I have a new CD; it's in stores, and when you have a CD in stores, you have to do in-store appearances, and if nobody shows up, I just pretend like I'm shopping. That's how I shop; I sit behind a table with a pen. Hey, if you sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals; you will run out. Some people think I'm high on stage; I would never get high before a show, because, when I'm high, I don't wanna stand in front of a bunch of people I don't know. That does not sound comfortable. Like, when you're high, and a joke doesn't work, it's extra scary. It's like,"Whoa, what the hell happened there? I am retreating within myself. Why have all these people gathered? And why am I elevated? Why am I not facing the same way as everyone else? And what is this electric stick in my hand?"