Since 1988, English Piano Bloke has written about 750 pieces of music, which would take up a little over 2GB of your iPod, if you were so inclined. Piano, chamber, orchestral, songs, lots of stuff with computers, arrangements, but no operas, musicals, or requiem masses. EPB last performed publicly in 2002 but was laughed at, although it was never determined if the cause of the laughter was EPB's playing or the fact that his underwear was sticking out of his trousers for the duration of the performance.