JMRK are an insanely over-hyped Surf Punk band formed in Hong Kong. They are over 3,000 years old and remember all the names of the forgotten gods. JMRK is 90 stories tall, and their live shows are legendary. Together with their blue ox, Emily Dickinson, JMRK traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. They dropped their mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores they would spit from their mighty mouths planted apple trees across the entire country, and the stomp of their mighty boots caused the stock market to crash. They and their good friend Huck Finn toured the south and freed all the slaves. JMRK believe the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi so they traveled to Berlin and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy they killed all of them. JMRK might seem like a cool band, but in reality they are just whiny ass **** Their live journal and Blog, which they don't think anyone knows about, is full of pretentious goth poetry. Their current mood is always 'apathetic' and their music is always some obscure punk band no one has ever heard of. Some people who pretented to be JMRK's friend so they could get access to their 'friends only' posts grabbed some of their poetry and compiled a book entitled "Ode to **** When they found out other goth kids might actually read it, they changed the name to "Leaves of Grass" and it sold like gothcakes. JMRK still to this day don't know that their 'friends' are still selling poems and making a fortune off them, because no one ever invites them to their parties or makes them cookies like back in the day. JMRK's demise came when the lead singer died a lonely man at Disney World in Orlando, Florida. He was on the Gondola ride and fell out because he was drunk and not fastened properly to the seat. Thanks to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore. Thanks, Japanese Motorcycle Repair Kit. Thanks for nothing.