“Less Than Zero is not here to present an image, just music. We play music that is for drinking, smoking cigarettes and enjoying the party, basically all the stuff that those politically correct **** say should be off limits. These are the same **** that never get drunk on the beach (or laid) and are so repressed that they eventually get caught doing stupid **** like banging the congressional pages. If you are looking for a band that supports some delusional self image, look elsewhere. ’Cause let’s face it, most of today's rock and roll images come from MTV, Rolling Stone, Maxim, Blender or some other bull**** advertising vehicle designed to suck you dry while convincing you that they have the corner on the truth. **** them too.