White People Lie is a queercore band that entertained tiny, slobbering audiences from 1984 to 1994. Their philosophy is encapsulated in the lyric "with love and manure we can challenge the world!" Band members: Johnny Juanda, Gary Gone, and Beau Regardless Instruments: Electric guitar, broken 5-string acoustic guitar, carpet, marimba, tambourine, the cheapest of Casio keyboards, and ass percussion. Contact White People Lie at white_people_lie@yahoo.com and visit their MySpace page at www.myspace.com/whitepeoplelie .