A phone call from Timothy Valhalion, a pretty decent talker, reveals that your girlfriend has been caught cheating with a guy in a "Peter Pretzel tm" costume. Or was it really Peter Pretzel? No, it was actually 3 people: Holly Hotdog, Sauldin Sauce, and Pally Pizza; the world's most hated food-related mascots! Sanity is on the line now! Choose an action below:

1. Dip them all into hot, burning blood plasma.

2. Calculate their doom with a pair of plasic, toddler scissors.

3. Ask him what their favorite bird is.

4. Start throwing a bunch of sunglasses at them.

5. Cash-splash them flat as paper.

6. Stab them epicly with an NES.

7. Force them to play Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing for 2years straight.

8. Do this to them(View Discretion Warned)

A guy says "You suck". What is a better qoute to say back?

1. You suck as well.

2. Your mom was a trash compacter!

3. You suck so much, you should die!

4. If I had a dollar for every brain you have, I'd be broke.

5. Your acting without lead, tolietstain!

6. You can hide but you can't run, window smear!

7. Lets see some exstistance-related documentations, puss bucket!

8. The SNES stabs the ***........and you too.

9. I heard a tear noise.....did I break your bone, or your tooth? Not sure.

10. Hey hey; I heard these so-called "atomic bombs" are actually a good source of iron. Try eating one sometime.

11. Holy! Its shnelbien the loser!!! *explodes*

12. You. A subway token. What's the visualdifference?

13. (Create-a-retarded-qoute)