We all have those things in our life that completely piss us off. Some people get pissed a lot worse than others. Today I'm gonna talk about everything that completely pisses me off.

One thing that really grinds my gears is religion bashing. I'm a Christian(Episcopalian), and when I see people bashing other religions it makes me so mad. I understand the occasional joke. I also understand when TV shows make fun of my religion. I see why people would laugh at it. What I don't get is the constant bashing of beliefs by the Atheists. They think we're stupid for hoping to die and go to a peaceful heaven with our family and loved ones. They'd rather believe we rot in the ground for eternity.

I also hate when people call me trash for living on a 600 acre cotton farm. How is that trashy? Do yall have 600 acres? I bet yall have like 1/3 of an acre. They instantly assume I'm poor or stupid for living in Alabama, having a pretty deep southern accent, and living and working on a cotton farm.

I'm not stupid. I got into Auburn University and University of Alabama and University of South Alabama. I will go to Auburn University next year and I will major in Forestry.

Anyways thanks all yall for reading, have fun. Remember, don't do this stuff!!! Or else I'll get pissed!

Her name is Alison. She's been a good friend for a while, and we both play soccer. We met coaching soccer together last school year, and we had a lot of fun doing it.

So I asked her to prom. I walked up to her while she was getting her books out of her locker today, and said, "hey Alison! What'er you doing?" She said, "I'm about to get raped by a test." So I said, "ouch yeah I know how that feels. Anyways I was wondering if you wanted to go to prom with me." You know what she said? She said, "I'll have to see if I can go, but I'll let you know tomorrow."

What the ****!? Now I have to wait another day with the anticipation and wondering if she can go.

Well hey everyone, 1stCommando here. It's my first blog post(of hopefully many to come) so comments would be a great help. Things down here on the Gulf Coast of Alabama have been pretty slow lately. There are a lot of tourists coming to the beaches, like Gulf Shores and Orange Beach. I work as a lifeguard at a community pool, and things are busier than ever. I haven't had to do much work there, and I haven't had to "save" anyone from drowning. I HAVE had kids scrape there knees and I give them a bandaid and that's all there is to it. Easiest job ever pays $8.50 an hour.

I'm 17 years old, and I'm a rising senior at my local high school. It's a pretty cool school, and the kids there are friendly. The only things to do for fun down here are muddin, hunting, and fishing because the beaches are thirty minutes away. I get on Gamespot, the coolest gaming website ever, when I get bored, and usually I find something to do here.

Well my ramble about my life is over, and I'll add a new blog whenever something important happens to me that I think people will actually read. Until then, PEACE!