My latest masterpiece, Danny Phantom III: Releasing Surtur's Fire, is officially up and running! All of my readers who haven't had a chance to read it yet, it's right there on fanfiction.net, so take your time.

I have finally finished with the prologue for the third installment of my "Danny Phantom: The Movie" series: Danny Phantom III: Releasing Surtur's Fire. All I have left to do is watch a few episodes of DP so I have the characters down right, and I shall post it on FF.net.

About a week ago, when I was driving to school, I heard on the radio that they were looking to hear from Bigfoot hunters, so I called them and told them that I was a student of cryptozoology, and I'm expecting a call tomorrow around 7 in the morning to discuss the specific time at which I shall give a lecture on such creatures as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and others.

Regina and I are renewing our vows in exactly 2 hours and 10 minutes, then we head to our second honeymoon in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico for the next 2 weeks. I might check in once or twice, but for the most part, I'll be busy with . . . other things. To all my friends who can't be there, I trust that you will be in spirit. Well, gotta go!

I've been loving this winter for all that it's worth. The most snow we've had up here since the winter of 1916. But for Pete's Sake, it's spring! I need the weather to clear up and start getting warm as soon as possible so I can plant my corn. If I don't get it planted on time, it won't be mature enough to make decent moonshine by my set deadline! Yes, you read right. I, a teenage boy from the backwoods of northern Idaho, make and sell my own moonshine. I have a still and everything. But if my corn isn't ready to be made in mash by a certain time, my usual customers will be . . . very unsatisfied.