Conflicted

Sorry this took so long...
Anyway i have a BIG problem. One of such colossal problems that it threatens to engulf me and was me away in a pool of my own awesomeness (or urine im not picky =p). I can't decide what to buy. Anyway heres my list.

1. 8GB mem stick for my psp. (I'm buying this one anyway =p)
2. Soul Caliber...FOUR!(Buy it or i'll CUT YOU)
3. Ninja Gaiden 2 (It's Ninja Gaiden, I have to buy it, it's like a law or something.)
4. Too Human (Looks pretty good, kinda like DMC)
5. Lost Odyssey ( HIRONUBO....SAKAGUCHI!!!)
6. Fable 2 (MUST...PREORDER...NOW!!)
7. Morrowind (I don't wanna feel left out T_T)
8. Bayonetta (Not coming out for a while, BUT I WANT IT SO BAD!)
9. Guitar Heroo 3 (I rock out with my crotch out!!11)
10. A PS3 (Don't know why i even bother with this. I'd buy it now, but i need backwards compatability. Say wasn't the 80GB sposed to have that?)

Theres my list. Please help me pick, otherwise I'll CUT YOU, and take your pie XD.