Sooo a little under a month ago, I celebrated my 7th Year on Gamespot. It's kind of like being in the 7th year at Hogwarts, only without the magic and wonder =P.

The member since date on my first username is:

"May 28, 2002"

No no, I'm not gonna tell you the name (that would spoil the fun!). Suffice it to say I've enjoyed my 7 years here, though I'd wish I'd paid more attention to the forums way back then, I coulda been one of the old timers who are always on there now, lamenting about the "good old days" when forums were little index cards taped to empty soda cans and thrown between houses for comments. (Wouldnt a phone be easier??)

I'm not gonna have some grand celebration or anything, I'm simply going to thank everyone that reads my silly blog and list seven things I've learned being on Gamespot.

1. Mods are friends, not food.

2. Some mods and admins have real names, just like the rest of us.

3. OT is the place to be. (exceptions include weekdays, holidays, and most nights)

4. The Legacy forum is not a directory of retirement communities.

5. Ask the Mods should not be used to ask about mod preferences towards creamy or crunchy peanut butter.

6. Straitjackets for mods come in a one size fits all variety, still need to find form to submit saying mine is too big.

7. New mods should not be made to wash cars, paint fences or put up storm windows.

Ah e3, the yearly gaming convention that brings together developers, publishers, the media. and rampant naysayers. Probably the best chance for the media to ask pointed and unanswerable questions of developers, questions like, "what the @#$% were you thinking?", and "2010?? You know I'd like to play these games before my unborn, unplanned children graduate from college, right?"

So E3 is over and like the day after Christmas, or just after a leader is elected in many countries, there is a lot to take in, analyze, and sometimes take back because your present didnt have batteries, or turned out to be socks (anyone else get clothes three years in a row as a teenager?). This year's e3 showcased a number of games, but does it come as a surprise to anyone that most of them turned out to be sequels?

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that sequels and the people who play them are inherently evil (technically...), heck, some of my favorite games are sequels (Morrowind, Diablo II, etc). But does anyone else miss the 16 bit days, when games you've never heard of just magically popped onto store shelves and sometimes they even turned out to be good? Remember Young Merlin? (okay, bad example..), but how about Soul Blazer? (Hmm I can do better than that...). Oh, I know! How about Chrono Trigger? (nice try, but you cant argue with success, just ask Mailer =P). My point is, remember when games for the SNES and Genesis hit the stores and you didnt know a thing about them? A lot of them weren't sequels either. Fine, fine, you might have checked out Nintendo Power back then, but for many of us, the decision to buy a game rested solely on the box art and the two sentence blurb on the back of the box, followed by some pictures that could only be seen with a physics lab quality microscope.

Microsoft took the stage early and showed off games like Splinter Cell: Conviction, featuring our favorite agent Sam Fisher. Final Fantasy XIII looks to be quite lucky for Square, while XIV appears to let you be able to play Final Fantasy the way your grandparents always wanted you to...online! (again!). Forza 3 looks to satisfy rabid Forza 2 fanatics (aka Forzatics). Assassin's Creed II promises new ways to let you kill enemies back when Venice was cool (brother's note: "Venice was never cool! They dont even have a football team!"). The Beatles: Rock Band looks to give us Beatles fans (they did "Thriller", right??) just the fix we're looking for. Sequel filled, yes, but still a heck of a good time.

Not to be outdone, the big N showed off a lot of its stars in true sequel form. New Super Mario Bros Wii proved that you dont need to be a sackboy to have a good time, you just need a penguin suit and propeller hat. Golden Sun DS, Zelda: Spirit Tracks and Bowser's Inside Story showed that sequels on the DS are ever present and look just as much fun as ever. Super Mario Galaxy 2 looks to launch Mario to new worlds, while Metroid: Other M looks to give more outer space action (I wonder if its Kasumi in that suit this time =P). More sequels than a Rocky DVD box set? Definitely. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Sony's lineup wasnt entirely sequel free either. Uncharted 2 showed off gorgeous graphics, and gave audiences useful, everyday tips on how to dodge helicopter fire, something desperately needed in Los Angeles (they dont teach that kinda stuff at community college anymore, damn economy...). Perhaps Sony's heaviest hitter, Kratos, returns in God of War III, which looks to be as bloody and visually enticing as the previous two games in the series. Sony also showed off a portable MGS game for its PSP and the new PSP Go, which are now UMD drive free for today's on the go consumer. (Because putting miniature discs in drives is so 2008!)

If sequels were the norm at this year's e3, it really made those games that were new and exciting stand out even more. Games like Batman: Arkham Asylum that puts you in the shoes of everyone's favorite crime fighter (thank god it isnt George Clooney!), looks to be a real winner. MAG looks to keep shooter fans happy if they can keep the game from becoming a slideshow. The Last Guardian looks to continue the same great visual s-t-y-l-e seen in Ico and Shadow of the Colossus. Wii Sports Resort actually looks like a fun way to spend your next vacation (bikini and tiny pink umbrella, not included). Dragon Age: Origins looks like a dragon slaying good time and brought back memories of Baldur's Gate...painful..awkward memories.

This year's e3 seemed to have a little bit of something for everyone. Whether you like action, adventure, role playing or shooters, there seemed to be a game to fit the bill. If the press conferences and showfloor were any indication, there seemed to be an intoxicating energy that you could see in the presenters, and the media. Hopefully this energy can carry over into next year's e3. (Where I'll still be waiting to play The Old Republic =P).

Hello, my lovelies!

Its e3 time again!

Since I like you all, I've decided to name my top 3 games I'd be willing to sell most of my family members for, just for an exclusive peek at, at e3, along with a few tidbits about them, etc. So enjoy, and dont forget to watch all that yummy e3 coverage!

"Gamespot at e3, its the next best thing to sneaking in!"

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Batman: Arkham Asylum

Claim to Fame: Made Adam West a household name.

Probable Zero Punctuation Review: Oh look, a Batman game that's dark and moody! That's never happened before...except in virtually every other Batman game! Why cant Batman fight crime in sunny Florida, for once? He could fight new villains like The Wheezer, and Father Time. And why is Batman so ripped, anyway? Back in my day, Adam West kicked the butts of real villains like Egghead, and he wasnt buff at all. The story also seems silly. Batman gets called to Arkham and has to battle various inmates. Wow..I think I just wet myself. Maybe the game should have been built around Harley Quinn asking The Joker for more money for plastic surgery.

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Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks

Claim to Fame: After donning a curly wig and appearing in the widely unsuccessful "Cabbage Patch Kids" videogame, Link went underground, resurfacing some years later in "The Legend of Zelda". Luckily, that game was much more successful. Link has been in everything, from games to cartoons to comics to adult feature films (wait, scratch that last one). Link has also been immortalized on the Walk of Game. (Its like the Walk of Fame, only nerdier).

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Rock Band: Beatles Edition

Fanboy Rant Example: omg! omg! I cant believe it! One of the best bands in history immortalized in Rock Band! Finally, we get to enjoy songs like "Hey Hey, We're the Monkees!" and "Surfin' USA"! Wait, what?? Okay, okay, but they did "Steam" and "Sledgehammer", right?? .....No way! ...."Like a Virgin"? ...."Vertigo"? .....Damnit! I hate the Beatles!

Happy Tuesday! (hey, at least it isnt Monday).

Me and John went and saw Star Trek on Sunday. I really liked it quite a bit, the movie much better than I thought it would be. I'm not sure if its because the movie really is that good, or, because of the more recent big screen Trek efforts (Insurrection, Nemesis, etc), that I went into the movie somewhat cautiously optimistic. Honestly, its not a perfect movie, as some story elements bugged me. I think the cast nailed the characters though, especially Chris Pine (Kirk) and Zach Quinto (Spock). This is a huge deal, when you consider the legacy of Trek and how familiar many people are with these characters. My only complaint is that the secondary characters (McCoy, Sulu, Chekov, etc), werent as well developed as I would have liked. I know, you cant have everything in a two hour movie. I liked seeing Leonard Nimoy in it, though John didnt like him there. It didnt feel to me like he was out of place or anything, and he has such a presence on screen in a Trek movie, that the scenes with him are some of the most powerful. I highly recommend the movie, if for nothing else, than the characters themselves. I'd go see it again, if I can get my butt down to the IMAX. As we were leaving, John mentioned that his little Honda is probably not up to par with even a shuttle, and of course, I had to say that it felt more like an escape pod. Not a new escape pod either, but one of the rusty ones that get stuck in the bay and need to be kicked a few times. I think he appreciated that, hehe.

John mentioned going again next week, and I think he has his heart set on Terminator, though I'd prefer Angels and Demons, myself. I dont know what it is with this new Terminator, but I'm not that excited over it. Oh, dont get me wrong, I liked the original, loved T2 and I even liked T3. But this new one, I dont know. I'm not sure if its the gritty action trailers, or the fact that they seem to be shown way too much on TV lately but something about it is turning me off. I do like Christian Bale though, so right now thats the major selling point, hehe.

Hello Gamespotters!

Hope your weekend is going well! Happy Mother's Day to all the moms, soon to be moms, or wannabe moms out there, hehe. I'm planning on calling Mom tomorrow, if I can find her number. Me and Mom were never close, havent talked to her in five years or so. She's kinda flaky, I've called before and she either wont pick up at all (common), or picks up, we talk for a minute and she'll say she'll call me back, which she doesn't (rare). She's always been like that though, so I'm kind of used to it. I used to go visit every few weeks, and she was nice and all, but she was one of those people who, if I asked her for a ride home, she'll say something like, "Oh well, you know, I dont think I can make it down to your place today!", in that cheerfully annoying voice, despite the fact that she didnt have a job, or any plans that day. My brother was always nice though, he drove me around now and then. My younger sister would sometimes say Hi or bye. I think she thought I was this creepy old lady that hung around too much =P (and I was only 25 then!).

But I did get some gaming done and after a nice 63 hours, I finished DQ IV. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with it, (read my full review here), and highly recommend it. I've since started making my way through Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, and although I'm only 30 min or so into it, I'm already liking the art s.t.y.l.e. Hopefully I'll get a review up once I finish it.

The game was recommended to me by a good friend, now I'm not saying any names, but if I end up not liking the game and not finishing it, its his fault =P. Not to worry, I wont reveal any names here, I'm just gonna refer to him as Mailer_D...wait, that may be too obvious...I'll just say M_Daemon. No no, I know you're all wondering who it is, and I simply cannot reveal his name (his full profile is here). Sorry, you'll just have to keep wondering. Some mysteries are better left unsolved =P

BlizzCon tickets go on sale soon and I'm seriously considering going. Its only 45 min away and I'd love to see what all the fuss is about. My only concerns are that its gonna be packed, and the price is 125 bucks, which is a splurge for me. I'm also tempted to get tickets to Summerslam, which is gonna be at the Staples Center this year, I havent been to a WWE event in forever (they NEVER come to Staples), but last time I went, we had great seats and it was a great show (but I didnt get to see Undertaker, because he wasnt there, it was a total rip).

If you've been watching the Playoffs, the Lakers are gonna take it. You dont have to wonder anymore. No no, no need to thank me, thats why I'm here, to make your life easier by making you regret your gambling decisions! Its a gift!

Hope you have a great week!