*YAWN* I'm tired.

That's about it.

Oh, Happy Memorial Day, you crazy kids.

Wow. Julia Louis-Dreyfus was fantastic in her long-awaited return to Saturday Night Live. And she's still simply stunning at 45. Phew. Great surprise cameos were made by Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, ANNNNNDD Al Gore.

First good showing since the dearly departed Will Ferrel left us.

Good news, my kiddies. I'm actually an editor for something! I've taken both Conan O'brien and Julia Louis-Dreyfus under my wing, and bright things are to come for these two comedians. Both are on top of success right now, and it's only fitting that they have such a wonderful editor to manage their personal pages.

Well, things seem to be looking somewhat up. There's an opening for the Trusted User spot over on the Seinfeld guide, and the editor seems to be a-okay with my wanting to be that person. All I need now is about 200 more contributions to the fine episode guide to get in the top five of all the contributors to be officially crowned my prestigious title. 'Lotta work that is, I know, but with a little faith and a lot of Klondike bars, I think I can make it.

Oh, and also, does anyone know what happens with a person guide which has no editor? Specifically, when one were to make contributions? Who's doing the checking/approving, and what does it take to become that editor of that person in question? All help is muchly appreciated.

Hi there. This here is the first of what I hope to be a daily series of insightful, original, and fantastic Blog posts.

I'll start by reporting a dilemma of mine: I would desperately like to the editor of something... some show, or some person. But all the cool editor spots are taken! Grailwolf pretty much had Angel under his wing, thousands of points away from the next closest person, and all of the other quality shows are under similar regimes. And don't get me started on the (usually not well kept) person guides. Editors have pumped up their points on those guides by adding worthless and unorganized trivia that's bullet-ridden with grammatical errors (and how I loathe grammar mistakes!).

I'd love to take the helm of guides for such great actors and actresses as Hugh Laurie, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eliza Dushku, Kristen Bell, Conan O'brien, Denzel Washington (bestest actor ever), and Morgan Freeman (bestest voice ever), but it seems nigh impossible to accomplish such a task. Even if I were to surpass a lazy or inactive or dubious editor, I would need to garner eighty points more than whatever amount they've accumulated.

*Sigh* The life of a peasantry is the life for me.

EDIT: Wow, I've just realized I have had my profile blocked, presumably since I made my triumphant return. Totally accidental and unintentional, I assure you, and I'm dreadfully sorry. Then again, no one probably took notice in the first place.