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All about my trip to Egypt...and other stuff...
Hi there you guys...
Ok the whole thing wasn't anything so special like say visiting the pyramids. The only historica place I went to is this monestary...it's the one Jesus and his family stayed in for like 6 months or something...my parents know some people there...
Everything else was just plain family buisness.....the weddings were super cool. I had SOO much fun with my cousins, whom I dearly miss right now![]()
I tried to post pictures but the stupid thing won't let me
...well maybe later![]()
so anyway
I wanted to apologize for not being able to get to all your blogs on time, and missing some of them...I'm having a super hard time at school....the teachers and subjects haunt us even after we've finished the school day..
Bye bye![]()
new blog post....and some funny reads:D
HI you guys....I finally found the time to make a new blog...no sorry this will NOT be my Egypt centered blog...cross my heart.next one will..
I am still very busy with school...so I gotta say I'm SOO sorry for missing some of your blogs..I try to catch up as much as I can![]()
Well....to the fun part....I took these from my BFF's webbi![]()
A girl's first time (this is really offensive, and spoiler tags aren't working! PLEASE I don't wanna get a TOS for this!)
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinkin'?![]()
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OVER NOW
Now:
What is the difference
between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed
and tell her a story
At 18 - You tell her a story
and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story
to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story
and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story
to avoid going to bed
At 58 - You stay in bed
to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed,
that'll be a story!!
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Happy watching with new fall season on the door![]()
Have a good day or night or whatever it is where you like![]()
I'm BACKK--but then you already know that
For those of you who didn't know, I've been in Egypt for the past almost 3 weeks, but I've come back on Saturday![]()
I'm sure you're wondering "Why didn't she post this blog on saturday?"
Simple...I missed 10 days of school..so I have SOO much catching up to do![]()
I might miss/be late to a lot of blogs the next couple of weeks....
My heart with all those who lost loved ones during September 11![]()
Sorry for the lack of a more interesting blog but I'm too bust to be able to make one right now...so bye bye!
love y'all![]()
A Hello from Egypt
Hey y'all
How's everything over here on tv.com going??? I've missed you guys soo much
Egypt is for the first time, awesome....for some reason I'm really really enjoying myself here this time around. It's been SOOO fun to see all my family here again after 2 years of loss of contacts.
I'm really looking forward to all the wedding I have to attend later...hey I MIGHT be a bridesmaid ![]()
so YAAAY
I'm SOOOOOOOOO...sorry I didn't comment any of the blogs/ visit any of the forums/reply to anything... I'm using dial-up and it's SO SO SO SO SO VERY SERIOUSLY slow...and I mean turtle-slow!!!![]()
I took me forever to be able to open this page![]()
'Nyways, sorry too for the lack of pictures/interesting blog this time...I'm not gonna waste another hour trying to open a page!
I don't blame you if you skipped the ramble...cross my heart I'll reply to everything once I get back..
BYE NOW![]()
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Gone for 3 weeks / Early Happy B-days Kimmy and Amy(Grace)
Ok on August 18th I'm going to leave the country and head the Egypt
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I'll miss everyone here at tv.com SOO much
....I wont start naming people because then I wont be able to stop.
And I'll also miss my friends at fallenangels! Crazy, Saz, kean, soprano and Kenny ![]()
Me leaving also means that I'll miss Kimmy's and Amy's (Black_Grace) b-days, I just can't let that happen so here's a little early something from me...I didn't want to make a full birthday blog because it's wayy to early!![]()

For Amy: The evilest evil person I know![]()

UGH no spoiler tags![]()
Here's a little something for ya
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I know how much you love the color Black, and I know how much you've been wanting to drive so

hope you don't trash it anytime soon
For Kimmy: If there was a Stalking award, you'd win instantly![]()
And a lil something from me:

I got you something to make sure those hot guys don't run away from ya...![]()

Now you can always use them to tie up
and 
use'em wisely ![]()
....sooo..............HAPPY Birthdays![]()
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I didn't include food/drinks because this isn't a real birthday blog ![]()
I'll MISS YOU ALL
XO XO
See ya on the 7th of September![]()
Lion King...and some other stuff:D
Soo.....I was told that I'll die is I didn't post a blog eight away....![]()
..and since I totally "believe" in chain letters here it is:
Who didn't just ADORE Lion King?? Personally I liked the first part best (I still cry when I watch it:cry
.....but Simba's Pride and the Timon and Pumba one were awesome too![]()


















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now some of the genius songs of that movie(s)![]()
Be preparedOMG I'm SOO sorry Batzy...how could I forget this and it's one of my favs![]()
K enough.....now a little about my personal life
My brother has been out of the country for the past month...he comes back today so my hours on the computer wil be massively reduced
.....and I won't be able to spend as much time online as before...that's why I didn't even sleep more than 4 hours today....payback's a b!tch
...yeah I'm trying to take full advantage of the time left till he comes.....so i'll go continue taking advantage now.![]()
UGH the spoiler tags aren't working again ![]()
Bye Now![]()
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Another one of my rediculously weird lists!
Stuff to do when you're bored...
...we all feel bored right?
and OF COURSE I didn't make this up ![]()
1. Wax the ceiling.
2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
4. Repeat above until failure.
5. Rearrange political campaign signs.
6. Sharpen your teeth.
7. Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
8. Braid your dogs hair.
9. Clean and polish your belly button.
10. Water your dog...see if he grows.
11. Wash a tree.
12. Genuflect to Larwence Welk.
13. Knight yourself and some close friends.
14. Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
15. Flirt with an evergreen.
16. Scare Steven King.
17. Give your cat a mohawk.
18. Purr.
19. Mow your carpet.
20. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
21. Whine
22. Play Pat Boone records backwards.
23. Re-elect Richard Nixon.
24. Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
25. Listen to a painting.
26. Play with matches.
27. Buff your cat.
28. Raise professional racing ferrets.
29. Paint your home...day-glo orange.
30. Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
31. Read Homer in the original Greek.
32. Learn Greek.
33. Change your mind.
34. Change it back.
35. Watch the sun...see if it moves.
36. Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
37. Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.
38. Paint your windows.
39. Flash your goldfish.
40. Paint.
41. Smile.
42. Paint a smile.
43. Shoot at a fire hydrant.
44. Apologize to it.
45. See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
46. Rotate your garden...daily.
47. Plant a shoe.
48. Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you, and tell them what a good job they are doing...on April 1st.
49. Sweat.
50. Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.
51. Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
52. Mix and match the parts.
53. Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
54. Take your sofa for a walk.
55. Write a letter to Plato.
56. Mail it.
57. Start.
58. Stop.
59. Dial 911...breath heavily.
60. Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
61. Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
62. Carry a tune.
63. Drop it to see if it breaks.
64. Starch your shoes.
65. Contemplate a cockroach.
66. Get a dog to chase your car.
67. Let him catch it.
68. Form a political party.
69. Throw a political party.
70. Climb a sidewalk.
71. Ride a loaf of bread.
72. Annoy yourself.
73. Get angry with yourself.
74. Stop speaking to yourself.
75. Kiss and make-up.
76. Stand on your head.
77. Stand on someone else's head.
78. Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
79. Read a Harlequin Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
80. Build a pyramid.
81. Paint your teeth.
82. Wear a salad.
83. Speak with a forked tongue.
84. MAKE a drive in window at your local bank.
85. Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
86. Shave a shrub.
87. Have a proton fight.
88. Watch a car rust.
89. Quiver.
90. Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
91. Learn to type...with your toes.
92. Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
93. Mail it to a friend.
94. Be in the wrong place at the right time.
95. Be someone special.
96. Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
97. Request covert assistance from the CIA.
98. Factor your social security number.
99. Take the fifth.
100. Take the sixth.
101. Read the 1962 Des Moines White Pages.
102. Join the Foreign Legion.
103. Learn to write Sanskrit.
104. Learn to read Sanskrit.
105. Exist...existentially of course.
106. Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska.
107. Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
108. Print counterfeit Confederate money.
109. Kick a cabbage.
110 Take a picture.
111. Put it back.
112. Go back to square one.
113. Sand a mushroom.
114. Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor.
115. Play solitaire ...for cash.
116. Abuse your patio furniture.
117. Run for Pope.
118. If you don't win, run for God.
119. If you still don't win, run for Mayor of Toledo.
120. Write a book about a previous life.
121. Count to a million...fast.
122. Have your cat bronzed.
123. Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
124. Revert.
125. Sleep on a bed of nails.
126. Don't toss and turn.
127. Think shallow thoughts.
128. Run around in squares.
129. Boil ice cream.
130. Sterilize your stereo, with Jack Daniels.
131. Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
132. Converse...with a flatworm.
133. Speak in acronyms.
134. Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
135. Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.
136. Be a rabid Boxcar Willi fan.
137. Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus final.
138. Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
139. Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
140. Give your goldfish a perm.
141. Fly a brick.
142. Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
143. Exorcize a ghost.
144. Exercise a ghost.
145. Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people.
146. Paint stripes on a lake.
147. Ski Kansas.
148. Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
149. Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
150. Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
151. Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
152. Do a good job.
153. Crawl.
154. Be a side effect.
155. Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
156. Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
157. Duck.
158. Redecorate your garage.
159. Develop a complex.
160. Join the Army...be someone simple.
161. Try harder.
162. Hit the deck.
163. Cut the deck.
164. Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
165. Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
166. Be number six.
167. Sit.
168. Stay.
169. Roll over.
170. Play dead.
171. Scheme.
172. Sprinkle your family room.
173. Cause a power failure.
174. Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
175. Give a lecture tour on the historical significance of cream cheese.
176. Wriggle.
177. Be cherubic.
178. Debate politics with a fern.
179. If you lose, stop watering it.
180. Donate your brother's body to science.
181. Join Hell's Angels by mail.
182. Wonder.
183. Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave.
184. Be a square root.
185. Park your car...with a friend.
186. Park your car...with a group of friends.
187. Ask stupid questions.
188. Spew.
189. Surf Ohio.
190. Go bowling...for small game.
191. Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
192. Hang it on the wall in your office.
193. Staple.
194. Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve for x.
195. Contribute to the population problem.
196. Interview a cloud.
197. Play tiddly-winks...go for blood.
198. Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
199. Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
200. Crumble.
201. Crumple.
202. Translate Shakespeare into English.
203. Skydive...to church.
204. Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
205. Do aerobics...in your head.
206. Play cards with your swimming pool.
207. Found a cockroach stable and stud farm.
208. Send your goldfish to obedience school.
209. Pinstripe your driveway.
210. Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."
211. Harness chipmunk power.
212. Free the oppressed toaster-ovens of America.
213. Free the obsessed toaster-ovens of America.
214. Mug a stop sign.
215. Change your name...daily.
216. Go for a walk...in the attic.
217. Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
218. Find a witch.
219. Burn her.
220. Regress.
221. Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
222. Go bow hunting...for Toyotas.
223. Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
224. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
225. Jump back.
226. Play to lose.
227. Scalp a VW.
228. Be a threat to the American way of life.
229. Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
230. Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Toronto.
231. Have your car painted plaid.
232. Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization.)
233. Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
234. Race turnips.
235. Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
236. Sharpen your sleeping skills.
237. Put out a fire.
238. If you can't find one make one.
239. Ionize your new chemistry professor (remember you took the heat capacity of the first one).
240. Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.
241. Tree a goldfish.
242. Get a college education.
243. Bury your fathers Nissan.
244. Tell your him the dog did it.
245. Catch a falling star.
246. Throw it back.
247. Place your cat in hyper-space.
248. Again tell your dad the dog did it.
249. Corner the market on Agnew in '76 buttons.
250. Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.
251. Install handicapped access to the your favorite pathetic baseball team's dugout.
252. Kickstart your TV.
253. Kickstop your TV.
254. Perfect the internal combustion telephone.
255. Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
256. Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
257. Make a list of things to do when bored.
258. Renumber the bored list...
259. Look in the mirror and scare yourself*
260. Build a fort*
261. Kidnap your animals*
262. Try and catch your shadow.**
263. Dissect the weather channel(KK)
264. Stuff all the sleepingbags in the house(KK)
265. Attempt telekenisis, seriously(KK)
266. See how much hersheys syrup you can put in an 8oz. glass of milk(KK)
227. Auction off a grape(shelly)
228. Throw your cat in the dog pound(shelly)
229. Go swimming fully clothed(shelly)
Bye now!...![]()
EDIT!
Just to see if the bug's gone
Pervy Friday list....:roll:
Since this is pervy friday I though I'd offer some perv...![]()
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't:
DON'T read if you're easily insulted hehe I borrowed Luv's words (hope she doesn't mind)
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
Ok done now!
And I LOVE this song!
umm Happy pervy friday!
I'm a CHINESE expert...and stupid too...who would've guessed?
So I found this list online long long ago and it CRACKED me up...I just had to share it with you guys :lol
Are you harboring a fugitive?..............Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P..............................Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man..............................Dum Gai
Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!!..................No Bai Dam Thing!
Did you go to the beach?.................Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table..................Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift..............Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here..............................Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed?.........Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution.........Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet...........Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone..............................No Pah King
You know the Macarena?....Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright..............................Yu So Dum
I got this for free..............................Ai No Pei
I am not guilty..............................Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer...........Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was next week.......Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived..............................Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight..............................Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile.............Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive.........Hu Man Go!
Pew! does this bathroom stink!........Hu Flung Dung?
Sooo......anyone feeling extra stupid/weird?
*Crying*
Proof that I'm an idiot
The following quiz is gonna leave no doubt that i'm a big ret**d...try it yourselves later...
[x] I've walked into a glass/screen door on more than one occasion.
[x] I've tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[ ] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was going to die.
[x] I've seen The Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my two poiner fingers.
[x] I have accidentaly caught something on fire.
[x] Aqua Teen Hunger Fore is hilarious.
[ ] I've told a cop to f*ck off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] Escallators make me nervous because I'm scared I'm going to get sucked into the top.
[x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] I've caught myself drooling on several occasions.
[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[x] If someone says the word "poop", I can't help but laugh.
[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
[ ] I've been in a car accident simply because I wasn't paying attention.
[ ] I've been caught driving drunk.
[x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking.
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
[x] Food has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[x] Sometimes I use my fingers to do simple math.
[ ] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] I have eaten a bug for $5 or less.
[ ] I have puked in my boyfriend/girlfriend's car.
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm afraid of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
[x] I have fallen UP the stairs before.
[ ] I have forgotten to put the car in reverse and have moved forward rather than backward.
[ ] I've peed in my pants when I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ] I've cursed out my boyfriend/girlfriend when I was drunk.
[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[ ] I have failed a class in school.
[x] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] I admire George W. Bush's intelligence.
[x] My friends know not to use big words with me.
[x] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused.
[ ] I've crashed my car into an stationary object.
[x] I sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[x] I have fallen out of my chair before.
[x] When I'm laying in bed and can't fall asleep, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
[ ] I was in special ed.
[ ] I take ADD medication.
[x] I don't get it.
[x] Huh?
Now tally up your number of c's. Multiply that number by 2 to get your percentage.
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I AM 52% ret**ded![]()
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The Ulitimate Funny Icon Blog- Part 2
Again...PLEASE if you're easily offended don't continue...I might make a part 3 but that's be in the far future!![]()
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The Ultimate Funny Icon Blog-Part 1
yepp....this is the Ultimate FunnyIcon Blog...don't continue if you're easily inulted
PS: you have to be mentallyunstable orretarded like me to enjoy these
I didn't make'em DUh so take whatever you want!
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Family Guy - Updated!
I haven't been able to stop listening to the genius Family Guy songs!...yep they're HILARIOUS!....here are some!
Peanut Butter Jelly Time (thx to xJOPLINGx who reminded me of this song by posting the brian pic inthe sig!)
I Need A Jew (ever since C_Soprano gave me this link I can't stop listening to it!)
Rocket Man (STEWIE ROX!)
Banjo song (STEWIEEE!)
Two songs for Brian and Stewie (from Road to Rhode Island and European Road Show)
Aids Song (You have Aids...NOT HIV!)
Ding Fries are Done (Peter's part time job
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Captain Stewie ("but I'd rather get it on with you!)
Stewie sings Eminem (This is fanmade but it's hilarious none the less)
FAMILY GUY ROCKS!
I finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows two days ago and it's the BESST!!....next blog is going to be the ultimate icon blog!
Chocolate World!!
And since I promised that this blog is gonna be full of pics, and I have been craving chocolate for the past lets say two weeks, what would be better than yummy chocolates???
Since it ISN'T my birthday, I though I would give everyone some cake.

And for those of you who don't like white chocolate, there's plain dark chocolate too
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If you don't like uncut cakes, there's a piece ready for ya already ![]()

And i'm planning to give this cake to my mother on mother's day (in my dream, of course)

So we're done with the cakes,
finally. Now it's time for my daily activiies.
After I wake up and brush my teeth, I have to eat a healthy breakfast full of fruit, and chocolate!




After my super-healthy breakfast, gotta go jogging, what's better for that than my ultra-fast sneakers?

After jogging and taking a shower, I have to swim a little right?



Damn, that chocolate sea's wide!
Ok now I've jogged, I've eaten breakfast, and I've been swimming, what's left??....my favourite sport of all time! BASKETBALL!

Now it's time for tennis, seriously i'm so sucky at this game, I think i wasted like 10 balls and got none of'em back!

YAYYYY, TIME FOR LUNCH, what's better a lunch than, CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES???

Ok so this afternoon, I'll go shoe shopping, I'll go to a museum, and I'll meet a friend at the movies (think i'll go watch oo7), and practise music with my imaginary band!
OOPS, almost forgot my purse...how can I pay for the shoes????, well i'll go back and grab it quickly!

K, just got back home, what do you think of the shoes I bought?

Pretty cool eh??
Now i'm off to the museum!

very proffesional!

right back at ya!

I heard that some very talented artist carved this!

And i've also heard that they used to cram dead bodies of animals and humans in this box, can't you see the thingies sticking out of that due to lack of capacity??

and i've heard that they built this theater in the 1700s!

And look they've also got some weird pirate making a deal with a bugs bunny like rabbit!
OFF TO THE MOVIES!!

I can honestly say, I've never understood why people liked James Bond, and can also honesly say that after watching the guy myself I'm even more confused than before!
Now i'll go see the band and meet my imagiry boyfriend who is the guitarist!

Seriously, isn't he the hottest thing you've ever seen?
Look honey i've got you some presents, since it's not valentines day!




Now i'll go and actually play my favourite instrument!

Now that i'm back home, after a long night with my imaginary boyfriend, I'll go to bed *YAWWWN*

that is very comfy
Aren't me and my imaginary boyfriend the cutest thing??...when we get married we'll leave on a motorcycle!

and he'll take me to the caribbean for our honey-moon on our special chocolate boat!

This is the silliest and longest blog i've ever written! it's tiring!![]()
Ohh by the way...HP 7 is coming out in a couple of days!!YYYYAAAYYY!
100 questions...stolen DUH what did you think?
from JessStretch or michael_LB92..you choose
1. Are your parents married or divorced?Married
2. For how long? So I get that I'm supposed to know...right?
3. How old are they?No idea
4. Do you think heaven exists?yepp
5. Ever run away from home? nahh
6. Favourite place? My brother's bedroom (that's where the computer is..lol)
7. Favorite time of the day?after the sun sets
8. Favourite website? youtube.com
9. Would you ever have plastic surgery? Only if the thing to be fixed causes health issues
10. Are you homosexual? Nooooo
11. Ever kiss someone of the same sex (not including family)? nopess...usless you're talking about cheek kisses
12. What do you wear to bed? PJ's
13. Ever done anything illegal? yeps
14. Been arrested? no
15. Fired a gun? no
16. Shot someone?no
17. How many illegal drugs have you tried? none
18. Did you get caught? no
19. Hair color? brown
20. Short or long? somewhere in the middle...about 10cm below my shoulders
21. Eye colour? hazel
22. Favourite saying? If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do, cause that's all there is. (from my favourite Angel of all times)
23. Ever wore pajamas to cla ss or work? Nopes, never have and probably never will
24. Do you like The Lord of the Flies?Never read it.
25. Do you like The Lord of the Rings?Books. GAHH no...Movies..LOVE 'EMM
26. Harry Potter? LOVE HIMM
27. Future children's name?No idea...
28. Do you snore?you tell me!
29. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? sometimes
30. Do you like to sleep in?all the time...there is this one timeI slepttill 8:30 pm
31. Gold or silver?Silver
32. How long did your longest phone conversation last? about 2 hours
33. With who? My favourite cousin
34. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? PIZZAA
36. Ever change a light-bulb?nopes
37. City, Beach or Country?City, what do you think?
38. Sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? depends on my mood, my room's kinda isolated
39. Where did you eat last? lunch table.
40. Are you allergic to peanut butter? nah
41. Are you an artist? nopes
42. Musician? yep
43. Athlete? NOOO
44. Bookworm? kinda
45. Writer? nopes
46. When's the last time you cried?can't remember
47. Why? STUPID TELEVISION DEATHS
48. Do you read other people blogs? every now and then
49. Do you talk in your sleep?yepp.walk too lol![]()
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50. Window seat or aisle?Window seat
51. Ever met anyone famous?yeah...this one guy that I don't like
52. Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?I'm 13...am I supposed to have decided already?
53. Twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl
54. Are you ticklish? not really
55. Ever bite someone? yepp
56. Ever push all the buttons on the elevator? yep
57. Ever make out in an elevator? no
58. How long do your showers last? about 40 minutes
59. Are you self-conscious? .yeah...kinda
60. Ever have a crush on a teacher or coach? nothing serious...just playing aroud
61. Ever drunk so much you threw up?nopes
62. Do you drink alcohol on a regular basis? no
63. Do you smoke? EW no. never no way not in a million years and also nuh uh.
64. Smoke a pack a day? no way
65. Do you drinka lot of milk? yepp
66. Ever stay out all night without getting caught?no (not the getting caught part)
67. Have you ever given money to a homeless person? no
68. Have you been in love? no ![]()
69. Do you bite your nails? yepp sure...well used to
70. Have you tried sushi? no
71. Escargot? huh?
72. Caviar? what?
73. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? no
74. Police car? no
75. Fire engine? no
76. Ever had the chicken pox? yep
78. Ever been to Niagara Falls?yep
79. Europe? yep
80. Germany? no
81. Africa? yep
82. Mexico? no
83. Last gift you received? can't remember
84. Last sport you played? basketball
85. Been on a blind date?no
86. Dated someone with more than 10 years age difference? no
87. Been fired? never had a job
88. Thing you spend a lot of money on? clothes....stupid clothes
89. Where do you live? near Dubai, UAE
90. Where were you born? stupid Egypt ![]()
91. Last wedding attended? my cousin's
92. Have you ever been married? no
93. Divorced? no
94. Most hated food? Tomatoes..damn their healthy red color
95. Last person you text messaged? my best friend
96. Saying what? If you're awake call me! (umm it was 4:00 am, I would've pissed her parents off if I just called)
97. Favorite regular drink? COKE
98. Favourite person? no one in particular
99. Least favourite person? That guy in the WB who cancelled Angel
100. Current crush? none...unless you're talking about my super serious celebrity crush on David Boreanaz!
Soo that was funn...and i'm guessing a total waste of time too....so anywys next blog is gonna full of good picture...i'm still collecting stuff...oh and by the way CONGRATS TO ME FOR GETTING TO LEVEL 8!!
New Blog
Ok so i'm like SOOO bored and i have NO idea what this blog should be about so i think i'll just keep blabbing till i'm tired of typing....oh screw it
if you have any ideas what would make a cool blog post....PLEASE tell me..the tinybulb above my head got switched off the minute schoolwas over!

Vacation!!!
Final exams
Hey everyone,
The finals are here...i've got 1 more week to finish schol(YAY!!)..and instead of studying and revising...i'm spending all my time on the internet fighting over Bangel!
I CAN'T wait to finish my exam tomorrow....Geography is one of the worst subjects there is on the face of this earth...god know we'll keep counting the population everyday and adding it to our diaries...well i'd better go to sleep now and wait for the one of the creepiest days of my life to start...then end!
