Desperate Housewives and Grand Theft Auto (I have a problem)

I would only want the Desperate Housewives game to smack the crap out of another housewive and laugh my butt off. And since i heard that its like the Sims, I look forward to getting this game.  But i think that I have a huge problem and i get a kick out of those things.

I would only get the next Grand theft Auto to have sex and then kill prostitutes.  I also like to start fights with random people just to see if they will pull out a gat.  Once again, I seriously think i have a problem!