Teller of Untruths, Your Trousers Have Combusted!
( Indeed it has.
But how it happen shall remain a mystery.
)
Connecting your tv.com to Facebook.. bad idea..
-points to 'bored' image that has now vanished-
One thing I thought, "Oo, I'll be able to log in faster without having to type my log in.
" Some amount of days later, "...Why is my default on here?
"
Saturday, October 17, 2009 at 1:02PM. It was a cloudy day and their was a murder!
Dun dun dun! Dun! ... I found a dead squirrel on the fire escape.
I'm wondering if someone killed it and decided to toss it onto the fire escape or if it magically got there.
I am one horrible detective.
Now to watch the rotting process of a dead animal.
-whistles and inserts grotesque image here-
I have warned you. 
Now let's play the why DJ is never on tv.com game.
There are three answers.
To qualify for cookies guess what the reason is and put them in order from most often to least often.
(Second part is optional?
) Here are your three hints. 
1. Z Z Z
2.

( Let's play the "Where's DJ?" game!
) ... Good luck with this one. 
3.


Good times... Good times..
Hmm.. what to add.. what to add.
Summer pictures! 

-ends blog-
Connecting your tv.com to Facebook.. bad idea..
Saturday, October 17, 2009 at 1:02PM. It was a cloudy day and their was a murder!
Now let's play the why DJ is never on tv.com game.
1. Z Z Z
2.

( Let's play the "Where's DJ?" game!
3.


Good times... Good times..
Hmm.. what to add.. what to add.

-ends blog-
Fear the almighty needle! :O
Well about two months ago I was laughing off the fact my body doesn't like to give off any blood. So today I had sit through five tubes and wait for my blood to slowly drip into the tubes. o: While the poor nurse had to move a needle inside my vein to make sure blood came out.. The vein that was attacked the most still hurts.. Is that bad?
About two years ago I put up a horrible quality image up on Wikipedia.
Recently, I found the image somewhere.. Details shall be left out for privacy reasons.
Mwahaha.
Fun fact: Someone has recently told me mushrooms glow in the dark.
Did you know that? 

-pats eagles-
Working at a park and getting into a zoo for free is fun.
Fun fact: Someone has recently told me mushrooms glow in the dark.

-pats eagles-
I was kidnapped. :o
I was kidnapped by evil robot monkeys on a walk in the middle of the night. Then they took me all the way to an underground secret Star Portal deep into the Earth's crust.
Through the portal we went into another dimension where the robot monkeys were actually white roaches!
The white roaches ran all over the place wagging their small little tails. After running around in circles and screaming my head off I accidentally squashed one roach (ew. >_>) Everything went silent and nothing moved.
The leader of the bunch a white robot crab/lobster-like roach walked over to me pointed his claws at me, and then.................
Someone can finish off the imaginative story. 
Where have I been? Places. What kind of places? Online places. DX What's the purpose of this blog? To prove to you I have not fell off the face of the Earth. DX Will I be more active on here? Maybe.
-gets shot- x_X
Let's see.. got a laptop.
My dad probably got sick of me always using his.
Hehe... It's pretty cool. My incredibly slow laptop has been sent over into the horrors of my sister's house. Let's have a moment of silence. >_>
And I got selected for a summer job.
Woohoo! Minimum wage paycheck here I come. : Okay I'm bored.
-throws stuff at people-
Where have I been? Places. What kind of places? Online places. DX What's the purpose of this blog? To prove to you I have not fell off the face of the Earth. DX Will I be more active on here? Maybe.
Let's see.. got a laptop.
And I got selected for a summer job.
-frustrated- :|
-sigh- Last week I was trying to delete junk off my compuer that was taking too much space and tried to speed up my computer a bit more. And guess what I get in return.. My dad does System Restore on the computer just because he can't find Internet Explorer on the desktop and now my computer takes hundreds of years just to load something and my internet doesn't want to be install on the computer again. I demand a new computer.. -kicks laptop-
Maids will be assaulted. :o
-cackles- Cookies to anyone that guesses what the title of the blog is referring to.
Double cookies if you guess the show.

Let's see, it's 9AM (and fifty something minutes later) and..
- Parents probably still thinking I'm asleep. (mwahahaha) (and fifty something minutes later not anymore... : lol: )
- Had junk food for breakfast. >_> (rofl) (and fifty something minutes later... I'm drinking juice. : D)
- Been kicking Habbo butt in Snowstorm for the past hour.
(and fifty something minutes later.. I got bored. : P)
- Needed to shove away last blog.
- -ordered a ninja button-
- Had a bizarre dream.. Dream had Jackie Chan and characters from Gundam Seed in a cartoon/animation world... You know like the one from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
And I made no appearance in it.
Then I had a dream where some people from my school were in it...
We were in my English class and later some dude and I magically appeared at some train Station.
what the heck.. -refuses to go into further details-
- -bored-
No one is on. D: -kicks early bird status- 
time for a new banner... -hasn't touched photo-editing program in weeks- I'm doomed...
Let's see, it's 9AM (and fifty something minutes later) and..
- Parents probably still thinking I'm asleep. (mwahahaha) (and fifty something minutes later not anymore... : lol: )
- Had junk food for breakfast. >_> (rofl) (and fifty something minutes later... I'm drinking juice. : D)
- Been kicking Habbo butt in Snowstorm for the past hour.
- Needed to shove away last blog.
- -ordered a ninja button-
- Had a bizarre dream.. Dream had Jackie Chan and characters from Gundam Seed in a cartoon/animation world... You know like the one from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
- -bored-
time for a new banner... -hasn't touched photo-editing program in weeks- I'm doomed...



If your here to learn more about me... Sorry to say this, but you wasted a trip buddy...