OKAY, so this is gonna be like the coolest commercial EVA!!! Take a gander!!:P
Why, hello my fellow citizens!!:D How is life going for all of you?? Believe it or not, you're totally safe in this ever so safe world. We, DPyankees02, Totally_Asje and Teenage_Fanatic, know and we know, that to do well in this world, you gotta eat the right thing.................like SUGAR!! *"Fergialicious" plays in background* That's right, just the right dose of SUGAR helps you in life. *has some sugar* See? Not enough!!:D *dumps gallon in mouth* OOH!! I can feel it! This is good because SUGAR also helps you become alter-egos, like now I'm DPYANKEES02, FULL-TIME SUPERHERO!!! Citizens of this joyous town, it's time to join together to share the greatest force possible!! SUGGGGGAR!!:P *dances around* See? I'm hyper, I'm cool and EVERYONE loves me!!P
*People in background*; We LOVE you, DPyankees02!!!:D
See how this works out?? So, to become popular, a SUPERHERO, and TOTALLY HYPER, eat TOTALLY_DPYANK_FANATIC SUGAR!!! BATTLE CRY!! AUGHAUGHAUGHAUGH!!:P *grabs bedsheet* I'll fight until there's no tomorrow...............AND DANCE!! *gets up on table and dances* WAHOOO!! *purple monkey runs by* LEAPING LIGHTNING RODS!! THIS looks like a job for DPYANKEES02, TOTALLY_ASJE, AND TEENAGE_FANATIC!!! TO THE Totally_DPyank_fanatic-mobile!!:D *runs into Windex covered door* DRAT!! That monkey uses windex! Maybe he's gonna try to...........make a clean escape?? HAHAHAHA!! *stops laughing* Now to get this mo-----COUGH!! *loosens bedsheet* NOW to get this MONKEY!! *raise fist* LET'S GET ALL THE COLORED ANIMALS OUT THERE!!:P
Crowd: YIPEE!!:D
BATTLE CRY!!
(end of commercial)
So, whatcha think?? Is it funky fresh, or totally cool??:D HEHEHE!!:P COMMENT like there's no tomorrow!!8)