Seriously, Theres got to be better ways. . .

to record the passing of time than etching it on you hand. This was my weekend - Changed sheets on bed with help of cat - various scratches Washed dishes and hit edge of baking tray - sliced hand Mowed back yard and ran into tree - skin off knuckle (no im not that stupid, tree was in garden and i knocked against branch as i was turning the mower around) Pruned roses - various prickles Pruned lemon tree (discovered lemon trees have spikes - various prickles Sewed underwire back into bra after it poked me - various prickles I also ran into doors and cupboards a couple of times with various body partt, and was walking round like an old granny after i had finished doing all this. P.S All injuries were to the right hand, suprised it didnt detach and run away after all i'd put it through. P.S.S I should finally get my new car by the end of the week