How can this be anything without a little bit of "My Lunch"...

Comment and whore this thing damn it!

I just wrote my 300th Review on TV.Com for the SOuth Park episode "Sexual Harrasment Panda". I am going to do the SNL one [Forest Whitaker, Keith Urban] soon I swear.

Yesterday on Myspace I was talking to Allora about V-Day and it turns out that she is not a vain gift ***** like some people I know, if you go on my Myspace you can see 3 comments she left on my page yesterday [and a comment about when I said I hate being single... did not leave a reason why though], she said that she just wants to have fun with her friends because that you are not here forever and you should just enjoy it while it lasts. And I found that to be quite profound advice, but I do things in the polar oposite way of what she said, I sleep and go on here for fun. She also had a conversation with me about a little buletin I posted [basicly it was a short thing saying "no lovey dovey crap or I will hit you" and it was directed at everyone who makes a big deal out of the day], I won't waste your time with that though. And if anyone thinks we should date, don't bother asking, both of us just want to hang out rignt now so don't waste my time asking about it. Well I am going to post a V-Day blog on Myspace later so I will copy it onto here for you guys, I'll type more later.

[Copied from a Myspace Bulletin I posted with the title "Who Else Here ******* Hates Valentines Day] I do, how bout you. Tell me why you do if you do, and if you like it. Don't just say I like getting presents okay? I hate it because it is a fake holiday where you have to blow a ton of money just to prove your love, and personaly I would be happy to get a stick of gum, but I like gum. Now you may be saying that I hate this holiday because I do not have a girlfriend, but that is not why, I would still hate it equally if or if I was not boffing some girl at the time. And I think that all of you ladies need to stop stressing the importance of "money = love" on this day, I beleive that all you need to do is hang out with someone, so ******* do that! The only good thing is seeing your girl's smile on her little face... but that will be over fast. And I would just like to say this, demanding presents is not the way to keep a guy, unless you are hot enough to make it work because then the guy will just deal with it. This holiday is just a way to sell gifts, and that is all it has ever been, sure it has a nice premise [showing your love to a girl or guy] but it just became total bull **** after a while, and if anyone that knows me is getting me anything, please just make it one of those little cards with the candy in them, that's all I really want, it is simple, cheap and explains everything up-front and that is how I like it... I may copy this into a Blog later so have a good day, and girls tell whoever you are plowing that the gifts don't really matter.

I have decided not to go to the dance, besides I don't wanna pay 15 bucks for the tickets when I just paid 250 bucks for a class ring [come on *enters idiot mode* its pretty!]. But I gotta say that the last few days for me have been much more fun than almost anything I have had since I became a hermit in 2004. On Myspace me and my friend Allora were screwing around in messages, and then she posted a Bulletin [Myspace thing] that said "Lingere Party", so I instantly went there and asked her to send me copies of the funniest messages she got from people wanting to go... and by god I got a good picture out of it [can't post it, really NSFW or safe for anything with children looking], but I must say, it is nice to have someone as twisted as myself to talk too because that it is just so boring to do nothing else. Have a good day.
 

First off I would like to say, hooray for myself, because I am now the ******* Cowbell! But I just enjoy being higher up than somebody, it makes up for all of the problems in my life.
 

Turns out I was wrong, I was #103 out of 129, look where I marked it red in the link.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j23/TheRedneck14/MyGPA.jpg

In one week on Saturday my school is having the "Cornation Dance", but I a mwondering if I want to go or not, I hate dancing and I hate dressing up [I plan to dress how I normaly do, but with a Clip On Tie attached to my collar poorly], but I would like to hang out with my friends a little bit. I may ask someone to go with me [as a friend so my parents don't suspect anything ]. If I do  Iwill tell you what I decide, tell me what you think.

I am now a Phoenix Down, and I am half what I am on TV.Com. Fixed the Email B.S. have a good day!

I had to change my Email again... so now I am trying to get my Email fixed so I can get my Password when I want it... I swear websites are too hard to use now.

[EDIT: It had my adress and number, so I deleted it. I will repost it though when I can fix it.]

Check this out, now I am not certain how to do precents but I think that is the top 25 precent of my Sophomre class [and I think that a 3.14 GPA is quite good!], If I passed Algerba [which I suck at] I think I would be in the top 15 or the top 10 .

I am getting tired of seeing the one I have right now, so I'm gonna make one with pictures of my friends [if you want to be in it send me a pic] and put it up here later. Almost at Level 20 TV.Com!

Check it out, I like how he covered his face, and if he was still coming to School [he is ditching, and he wears a cap when he is here] I would punch him.

This one might be easier, have fun and if you want to know more about me after taking it, feel free to ask because if I know you good enough, I will tell you.

http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/2083677

http://www.testriffic.com/scoreboard/2083677

Hints on my Myspace page .

http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/2074018

As you can see I sent in some News for the Dennis Miller Page. I also sent in some quotes and Trivia for him. Have fun and send in **** my friends, make this website better!
 

I got 3000 posts! So if you are below me on TV.Com [at this time 3002 posts, LV 19 at 81 Precent] suck it worthless Peons! HAHAHAHA!

First off I would like to wish my Mom a happy 46th Birthday. But now on to what is really ******* me off today, Da Bears ******* lost! How the **** did that happen, I admit that the Colts are a good team and Peyton Manning is a good player, but it's the ******* Bears!... 17, 29 that is bull and we all know it! I have heard that Offense is weaker in the Rain and Stronger in the Snow, and Vice Versa for Defense, so why could the Bears not use the rain to their advantage. The got sloppy and do you know why. My parents Birthday Dinner at Black Angus is why! I walked away early because I did not eat much [******* gave me a 7 ounce Filet Mignon, I ordered a god **** 11 ounce!] , and when I got out it was 7 minutes left in the First Quarter, when they finished and we got to go there were 3 minutes left in the 2nd Quarter, they said I would not miss much and I am glad I left early so I could watch the game, but you jinxed the Bears! And after the Halftime show [I gotta admit, for looking like a broad Prince is damn good with that Guitar] and a little while into the 3rd Quarter my mom turned on Beauty and the Geek [WHY!] and my dad was working on his new XP [luckiy our PC's are very high tech... for a Win 98]. So I was the only one atching and I was chanting "Da Bears Da Bears" like the "SuperFans", and then the Bears began losing by a lot, and I cried, and when the game ended I went to my room, cried and punched my bed untill I fell asleep. Why the hell did this have to happen god, all that I have god in my life is my NintendoWii, my friends [Internet and Real], and my collection of TV Show and Comedy DVD's, can't you throw me a ******* bone god!

I don't know if I will be on, lets talk about it here if you want to,


GO BEARS!

Anyone here a Golf Fan? Well my mom worked as a Guard at one of the biggest Golf Games in Arizona. She was in the "Cabana Birds Nest" Tent at the end of the Course giving people tickets. Now the Green Ticket in the picture below was part of a wrist band you needed to get inside, and it cost 10,000 dollars to buy it [Not a typo, ten thousand dollars], and the card below [I scaned 2 of them to get both sides] is a beer card that gives you 10 beers, 250 dollars. So you needed to pay 10,250 dollars to get into the VIP section of the game, she was there for 8 hours. If you watched the game yesterday you might of seen her.