1. Speech at school's party.
2. My dad and the yummy pictures of Jensen .

If you tell me one of yours I'll tell you one

Ok but u better tell me one of urs!!!

5. Whats that funky smell?
As usually i walked to school. I got to school and i saw my two friends, they were sitting near the garden so i sat next to them suddenly i smelt this really bad smell i was like "whats that funky smell?" none of them could smell it. So i thought that it must just be me, that it was just in my head (nose). Later my friends smelt it, we thought it must be the manure in the garden. Few minutes later my friend was like "whats that on ur shoe" i looked down and it was dog poo. I was really grossed out, but wait the story doesn't finish there, at that moment all my friends showed up and saw me with dog poo on my shoe and they never forgot that story to this day.

u might not believe this but that is my least embarrassing moment, their are so many more.

ur turn Waloy ... and it better be good lol

this sounds fun!! hehe i have so many im a complete moron at times, so mine is i was at work and i asked some REALLY HOT guy if he wanted margerine on his sandwich when in fact i asked if he wanted MARIJUANA on it i was reading some drug thingy beforehand i didnt just have drugs on the brain

1.My dad and the yummy pictures of Jensen.
So I was on the Internet downloading some pictures of Jensen and putting them in this folder, when my dad comes out of nowhere and tells me that he wants to use the computer for a couple of minutes. I didn't have enough time to close the folder without my father noticing, so I just got out of the room and left him on my computer worrying if my father would click on it. (Know your thinking he saw the pictures, whats the big deal) The problem is that on of the big pictures on the top of the list had a shirtless hot Jensen with an arrow pointing to his abs and saying yummy , my father got out of the room after few minutes and looked at me strangely, I was so embarrassed and I couldn't look at him in the eye after that for days .
----------------------------------------------------- The second story was more embarrassing, cause it was witnessed by the entire school. But I aint telling any details, until you tell me another one of yours

We had a whole school parade/assembly (this was like in grade 6 or 7) and we had to sit on the floor which was really annoying. So i was sitting on the floor and the principal was yapping along. Suddenly my feet go to sleep (pins and needles) i couldn't even feel them. That was when i heard the principal saying that she has got awards for students that were involved in community service program. I realised that i was one of them. I tried to stop the pins and needles, i kept hearing all my friends names being called out, saw them walk to the stage and stand in one line... i was trying to wake my feet up, but the were numb. thats when i heard my name... i thought if i got up by the time i took two or three steps my feet would be back to normal. I WAS WRONG. I got up and i was wobbling, i was trying to balance myself with my arms looked so stupid. And I feel on this guy , when I feel I so tried to look cool, like I was suprosed to fall on u. yeah it didn't walk, my friends told me that they could see me from the front of the stage and couldn't stop laughing, they said "what the hell was wrong with?". When I told them they cracked up laughing. It was embarrassing

LOL... Sorry I guess this one was Sleepy Feet I was wondering what it would be about
1. Speech at school's party.
OK, when I was about 9 or something I was chosen by my auntie (who was also a teacher in my school), to say a long speech in one of the school's parties... So to understand this you have to know that I used to giggle a lot, well I'm still giggley (Don't think that's a word..) Anyway on the day of the party and when my part came...I couldn't do it! I couldn't say a full sentence, I say 2 words and go into this hysterical laughing mode. When people are nervous because of going on stage, they run or cry..etc.. I laugh and giggle! Some of my friend were laughing along and some had wtf faces. I kept going like this for 3 whole minutes until my furious auntie pulled me off the stage before I could humiliate her and myself even more. Form that day I was known as the girl with hysterics in elementary school

lol i feel sorry for u, but u gotto admit it was funny lol

3. The Risky Toilets
in grade seven i was in middle school and the toilets were outside of ever class room and in this one buildin there was five class rooms and the boys and girls toilet were right next to each other. This was how our toilets were set up across the building
girls, boys... girls, boys... boys, girls... girls, boys... girls, boys.

I was looking for my friend and i couldn't find her suddenly i saw her walkin into the toilets (which was like the other end of the building). I was power walking and i saw the other toilets go by when i walked past. Girl, boy... girl, boy

So i went straight in the first one that i came to... i heard these girls yell something to me, i thought they were just being stupid so i ignored them (bad move) suddenly im in the toilets and i notice that something was wrong i had to turn left to open the next door (i thought the door for the girls toilet was in the right) so i open the door and i notice that my friend isn't there. "Where is she" "this doesn't look like the girls toilet" next minute i thought "omg the girls that were yelling must of warned me that i was walking into THE BOYS TOILETS!" I run straight out of the toilets, i heard those girls crack up laughing when i run out of the toilets, so i run in to the next toilet "THE GIRLS TOILETS". When i run in the girl's toilet i saw my friend washing her hand i told her the whole story, she didn't believe me. I told her to swap her bag with mine (so the girls wouldn't recognise me) she didn't agree. I made her swear never to tell anyone about what happened. Next minute another friend of mine walked in (we didn't tell her anything), so i took my time in the girls toilet (i didn't want to go outside) finally all three of us walked out of the toilet (still with my bag on) when i walked out i heard those girls laughing their heads off. My friend (who didn't know what happened) was like "i think those girls r laughing at us, why r those girls laughing at us". My other friend looked at me with a cheeky smile. I was so embarrassed.

OMG LOL sorry, but that was funny...I don't have anymore embarrassing stories, THANK GOD

1. Just because the chair ate my foot, you don't have to call 911.

Back when I was in 9th grade. We had a two hour late start for school, so I got to watch a bit of tv before I had to worry about heading off to school. We had this big reclining chair, with a footrest that woud pop out of it. There was two slots that seporated the foot/leg part. Well the chair always stuck when I tried to lower the footrest, so I would always lean forward on the seat and use my foot to close it. Well this one morning, when I tried to close it, my foot slid into one of the openings, and it got stuck. I spent almost an hour tring to get my foot out, and had to give up after I rubbed my ankle raw. I was stuck in it for almost 6 hours by the time my mom got home. She tried to pull my foot out, but nothing happened. So she said she was going to call 911 to get the firedepartment to come and cut me out of the chair. But I begged and begged for her to try and take the chair apart herself. Well after another half hour she was able to take the one board off and let me out.

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I say embarresment is a big part of my life

here are some of my titles :

1. Mother's voice in school 2. Singing drama 3. And the most embarresing : I wish I wore a belt

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