Alas, my net tries to outdo me once again, But I shall prevail!

Yup, AOL is once again trying to go arse-up on me by being an uncooperative rectum, and has been like this for the last three or so months!

So I phone them and ask them "Excuse my, my dear chappies? Could you possably be good sports and all that by MAKING MY ****ING NET WORK FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE, FETID, MONKEY-SHAGGED EXISTANCE!" (Actual wording may vary). So what do they do? They say precisely this: "We'll look into the problem".

Oh, thank you very much, I feel sooooooooo looked after now. Y'know, that's the kind of service I expect when I pay £20+ A MONTH FOR THIS SHODDY FUNKING SERVICE! It just boils my piss when I think that customer care for these guys is precisely "Make sure they don't switch to another provider, and do ****-all else"!

****-MONKEYS! ARSE-GRAPES! I HAVE NOTHING BUT BULGING, VEINY, PURPLE HEMORRHOIDS FOR THESE PEOPLE! GAHHHHHHHH!