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Holiday Blog 2.5,3 (complete! Very long)

Let's continue on this blog on my worst games. I have no Top 10 worst game list, so bear with me.

Sonic and the black knight: Finished the game under 4 hours and wow..... This game sucks! First of all, I feel that the game is too short, you could be done with this game at 2 hours if you're experienced with this game. The next thing is that the controls, the controls suck so hard it makes me feel that I just broke my controller. The only thing that's at least good is the graphics and charm. The plot and game play suck so bad. The boss battles are hard at times, very frustrating. Scratch that, the whole game is frustratinging. The game starts easy with you but then after that first level it's just *****ing at you with the difficulty. And it gets worse with the combat system, horrible....

F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin- The game was not that bad at first but the multiplayer sucks horribly and maybe you should just read the gamespot review because I am not going to copy what they're saying.

Resident evil archives: Resident evil- The graphics are good but I find the game play boring and the controls just dull.... Best if you just play the the PS1 version.

That's all.... Yeah I never really played bad games..... Just a couple...... Now let's go to the the movies, remember it's all the movies I watched this year and my opinions.

Avatar- Good movie, explains it all. Good directer directed and his name is Cameron. He made such a good movie in a warehouse.... The movie has a good and tells us a message when I saw it. But let's wait that for later, the takes place in a future generation where humans cannot live on Earth since they've used everything there so now they're gonna take over a planet called Pandora. They made these avatars, half human, half Native American, it's supposed to be used for a project in which they learn these na'vi so they can destroy them something something something.... So they then have war and and it it's **** actions good as well, lots of blood and lots of good action. And there's lots of good effects in the movie. I means lots of 3D effects. But the message is............ War is bad and stupid. 4/4

Terminator: Salvation- Though the movie pretty much sucked ass, the movie had lots of good action to begin with, terminator 3 was okay, T2 was excellent, and The Terminator was good. But why did the movies sucked? Because Cameron, the king of directors didn't direct the movies. But however, the action was very good in the movie. The movie takes place in the future where that John Cameron is an adult and is like uhh.. The leader of this stupid resistance and then they have a new terminator, you know forget it..... The Time line has confused me.... That dude Kyle, the one that did that Sarah Conner, is a teen in that movie and Connor is an adult? This equals a big fat WTF?!?!?!?! So yeah.... 2/4

Transformers: Revenge of the fallen- Worst movie of 2009, the sentence for this movie. The movie is horrible by it's plot and that's why it has a flaw in it. The main reason, and what it equals to? No sense at all. but the movie had some good action.... 1/4

New moon: Everything sucks in the movie..... But at least I got the ticket for free from one of my friends! I'm cheap like that. 0.5/4

The 4th kind- It's a disturbing movie but however it sucks..... People being possesed, What da **** is this ****?!?!?! 1/4

2012- Good movie you can say, it gives us a good plot in the story and maybe they can predict some things that may happen(maybe never lol), there is some action where they have to do something to save everybody. But it always makes it have as if there's some hope and really,it doesn't happen really. You except some dog to go through a dangerous obstacle? No, it's complete BS for sure. 3.5/4

Paul Blart: Mall cop- It sucks, but at the same time it's pretty funny. The movie is about some fat ass mall cop that cannot get in the police due to his fatness and his diabetes. After through the middle part, these bad dudes take over the mall and it's up to Paul to save the mall and get the girl (which he does) and THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2/4

Ninja Assassin- It was not bad but really.... It's cool as hell, and guess what's it about? Wait you probably noticed.. Dammit, yes ninjas.... Wooho.... But warning lots of blood=Pwnage! The movie is very graphic at it's first scene with this black sand coming out meaning these ninjas will kill you, which the ninja did. The movie si about this dude who is a ninja and he's trying to protect this woman from being killed while he has memories of his past. It's like one those movies that tells the past and the future. One part future, one part past and it goes on and on and on until it gets to the good part. So these ninjas want this dudat dead because he betrayed the clan so they're pissed off now and they want him dead. End of story.... But it's not bad of a movie... 2.5/4

Bruno- ROFL!!!!! This is a very funny, and perfect funny movie. The movie is about a gay person named Bruno who lost his popularity and now has to gain his popularity through stupid stuff he does. It's very funny with some weird parts. But I'm gonna have to warn you, this movie is more like an adult movie. There's lots of nudity along with woman being naked and men as well. But very funny what Bruno do on his funny quest to being popular. He pissed off the Jewish people, he gets stuck with his gay partner and are now in public walking stuck each other, getting a baby for an ipod, trying to get his own show, try to be an actor, tries to get a girl and get straight (and epically fails), tries to do a guy, loses his baby, tries pissing off a Muslim with trash talking to him so he can try killing Bruno so Bruno can get attention. He eventually gets his baby back for a mac book pro which was very funny, and he becomes uber famous with his gay partner. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4/4

Ice age 3- It's an good movie, with a good plot. That girl elephant thing is now pregnant and the man elephant thing gets worried and gets scared every time there's a false alarm. So that idiot animal wants have to have some babies so at one cave he finds some eggs and when they open they are baby dinosaurs and they cause trouble with the playground that the man elephant made for his son. Then it happens...... The moma dinosaur causes some crazy with the place and takes the idiot animal and the baby dinosaurs to the dinosaur world underground. And now they have to save the idiot animal with the help of this weasel-like animal so yeah.... It's an okay movie, but it's best for a a family movie. 3/4

Watchmen- We all thought it was gonna be cool as hell, but it's not what we expected... The movie was however good, try giving it a 3/4 at least. The movie has great blood and action and tries making it as anti-war as possible. The movie is about the end of the watchmen, and murders. There's blue man, sock puppet head, hot shot in yellow suit, sexy girl, wannabe batman, and dead old man. And god tries to kill everybody with his powers to stop the war and the movie promotes peace, cuz it's cool like that. And sometimes, you have to kill some people for world peace, and that's what it tells us. War is bad! Movies are starting to tell us that, war sucks and if the stupid US government wants to be in wars fin, they'll be so corruptible that they destroy us all and even themselves in a war. And blue man is your god, pray and to him. 3/4

X-Men Origins: Wolverine- A X-Men prequel?!?! Oh sweet dude! As you see, it's about the origins of Wolverine which as a little boy who killed his father and runs away and his bro comes with him and they were like brothers, helping each other in each war they've gotten into. After one fight his bro leaves and now he wants to kill his bro after he kill wolverine's wife and he then becomes super dude. But those want him dead and now he has to recruit some of his old people that were with him but most of them died so wolverine has to beat the crap out of some people and beat the crap out of his bro for his revenge. But the plot sucks, and the movie copies the comic and the comic flaws with that. So that means...... Wolverine is like 100 years old?!?! What da ****! And he looks so young, reminds me of that *** Peter Pan. 2.5/4

Monsters vs aliens- This was actually a good movie and a funny one too. The movie is about this woman who now becomes big from something that I can't remember and now she teams up with monsters so the aliens can get out of their planet so the human civilization is saved from these freaks. It's pretty funny at some parts. 3/4

Angels and demons- It sucks don't watch it.... I have mixed emotions for this movie, but I felt this movie was disappointing..... 2/4

Coraline- A messed up movie is about this girl who hates her life life cuz her mom is boring and her dad is always busy.. She then finds this place where it's her own perfect world but then turns out to be a ****ed place. The movie is not, 3/4.

That's really all the movies I watched.... So today is christmas..... I think I'll post another part of the blog, and this will probably go on to New years eve.......Or maybe Jan 1st.... My nose is pretty messed up but it's getting better.... Well anyways I will be posting the blog about my christmas past and maybe some other stuff..... So Merry christmas you bastards.

Posted by Dgalmun, 12/23/2009 9:40pm
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Holiday blog Pt 2 out of 8 (Top 10 list, warning: very long)

So start this blog off, I'm going to post my top 20 favorite games of 2009. Note, these are the games I've been playing this year so don't say "why did you had MW2?!" I don't have it but I'll have it in my list. That I'll include Halo: Recon, MW2,

10. F.E.A.R. 2: Project Orgin- This is sure a scary disturbing game for the xbox 360. F.E.A.R. 2: Project Orgin is the sequel to F.E.A.R. 2 in which there's a new character named Micheal Becket in which it follows the story of Alma. A crazy ***** that could destroy people and everywhere. Apparently he has visions of her and and many weird things. As well, he has to kill these ATC Black Ops. It's a freaky but okay game. The game was yet a disappointed for the series as a sequel but it's not half bad as it is. The difficulty at times is just frustrating. And the multiplayer sucks as well. Perfect word for this is disappointment...

9. Pokemon platinum- This game is the same thing except it's a little better on the graphics meaning it improved a little. The characters changed a bit, they now have winter clothes because for some reason the climate got colder. As well the the plot has changed by a lot! As well there's new areas, the battle frontier and some other stuff. The game is actually better than the last 2 games from 2007. And this is why this game is here. Only problem is that it's always the same thing. Same pokemon, same battles, same everything. Only thing they do is put new characters, and features.

8. Rock band: The Beatles- It's The Beatles! One of the most influential bands in rock history and they're now in a game. The game is good, the art design is good, everything is good. Too bad they really don't have a lot of songs, they missed a lot of good songs. It would've been a better game with more songs.

7. Punch out!! (Wii)- What?!!?!? Punch out?! It can't be! It's little mac and he's back to punch out his opponents and be the best of all boxers but it's 3D. The animations is very funny at times and it's very good, especially when you beated the crap out of your opponents in a TKO. I also find it funny with the stereotypes and reactions when they get scared or when you use your star punches on them. Too bad the controls kinda suck for this game, just use the the wii remote side ways, it's easier instead of getting your ass tired. Why?! Why don't you have any wi-fi?! I would be playing the game even longer.

6. Halo: ODST- The newest game of the halo series is released but this time it's different. There's this new character, and remember when there's floods? The part that will always piss you off? Well it's not there! The multplayer is fun as well, the game play is good. Too bad the graphics kinda suck for it's time. But hey, people should buy it. People may ask me, how did you play this game? You haven't played it yet! Well.. I was playing with my friend at his house.

5. Left 4 dead 2- So I went to my friend's house to play to one of his games, and he asked me. "Do you want to play Left 4 Dead 2?" Well I said Yes and so we played. And after the game I was silent with suprise of how good the game was. And holy bloody hell was it really gory and you can zombies with anythinging there is. Hey, it's the way of survival. Hit it with a foot ball, yeah! But still, the problem is that your team mates always get in your ****ing way, it gets annoying. When I start shooting at a zombie, your team mate comes in, "GTFO damn team mate"

4. Rock band 2- This game.... This game is a good game. And I'll tell you why but first you'll say "What?!?!!? This game came out in 2008!" This game was like in a border line, it was between 2008 and 2009. And hey, this is my list I get to do the hell I want. Rock band wasn't exactly the game we really liked, had lots of flaws. Especially the drums and the strum in the guitars. When they released rock band 2, it changed everything IGN with tons of more songs and pretty much they fixed those problems. The game has improved on graphics as well with game play, you can now do your world tour! Yay!!! (yeah whatever...) You can now download games from the store so you won't get bored of the game instead of it with you crapping on it. The wii version of it has much improved from the last one because the last one just sucked hard.

3. Resident evil 5- The 5th in it's series makes this game barely in the series at all. As IGN said in their video review, "This is almost not a resident evil game." The game has improved on it's graphics very well, it's so good that's just it's just plain good. It's the same thing, killing zombies, and trying to kill Wesker. The game play is the same, and the game is pretty good with the gore. It's just not gory enough, the game is barely scary at all. It's more like one of those thriller games, probably at least disturbing at some parts. Some people may say "There's some gore DG, you don't see it" Okay the only thing that at least gory is when your player gets chopped or eaten in half. The chainsaw dude cannot chop your head off in this game. The only thing you'll see is their heads but them falling down. WTF is your problem Capcom? Is it if it's like being too scary, you've been doing for every game. Oh yeah, don't forget the multiplayer, it kinda sucks..... Also your companion is really stupid and cannot help you on anything! That's what happened to me. They really couldn't help you enough..... I want to cry in bed now...

2. Batman: Arkham Asylum- Remember bat man games? Remember when the AVGN reviewed them all and most of them were bad? Well this game is gonna change it all, the game first of all has great graphics. There's no gore but there's blood when batman kicks some ass. The game play is good especially when you fight with your combos, the background is good, you can see everything as a dark spooky place where there is tons of nut cases coming after you. The joker is funny at times and the plot is good. But you wanna know what sucks? There's not a lot of the villains that Batman and it feels pretty stupid. But hey this is worth it.


Number 1! Hold on will be getting the paper from the toilet. *Opens it up* Well....... *drum rolls* I can't tell you......

1. New super mario bros wii- Why? I'm not a nintendo fan, it's because of my opinion, I have weird opinions, but however this list may change because at the moment I will be playing Modern warfare 2 with my friends so bare with me. I played this with my friend so shut up. Anyways this game is more like a remake of super mario bros 3, it's almost the same thing, the same difficulty that'll piss you off. The same mini bosses as well with bosses with the kooplings back. But what I about this game is that the controls are horrible, I want to use my damn ****c controller... This sucks.... The level is very good, but I think mario galaxy's level design is better. And there's something new in this game that the last oen didn't had, multiplayer, and it can be fun. But however, you're one of those hardcore gamers and your friend kinda sucks on the game, then it may not be for you... The game however hasn't recieved the rating we expected making this game (on some people's opinion) a little more underrated.

The next blog will be 2.5 on my worst games of the year as well with my favorite movies of the year on 2009. But that will be pt 3.

Well anyways, my throat is pretty ****ed up at the moment so it doesn't feel good, trying to take some medicine to take it away.. I was pretty busy trying to 4k so I couldn't do anything else, so yeah, I've finally got 4k as well a new record for my posts per day, I got 300 today. That's a lot! Well see ya.

Posted by Dgalmun, 12/21/2009 9:34pm
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Holiday Blog pt 1 o f8 (please read and comment on this)

Let's start this off with my best songs for this year.

10. Sweet dreams- Why? I'm telling you, Beyonce is a good singer (in my opinion) and at the same time she fine looking.9.Kiss me thru the phone- Soulja boy is pretty talented rapper. He's not like one of those stupid rappers that can't sing but he can do decent rapping. But this is a good one. 8.I can transform ya- Oh no! IT's Chris Brown! The man who beated teh **** out of what's her face! Along with lil wayne (he's ugly! (no homo and with some other rappers... It's not that bad.

7.She-wolf- It's okay but what makes it good is shakira herself, dancing. Too bad her music always parodys.

6. If you seek amy- This is actually pretty good, I hate Britney spear's songs but this is a little good. Too bad her life is messed up with her stupid decisions..

5. You're a jerk- This song was pretty popular and maybe it still is. This song started a new way of dancing, doing the jerk.

4. New divide- Why is there 1 good rock song in my list? Because really, rock is becoming dumb these days, it's getting old. But not this one! This song is used for the transformer 2 movie.

3. Good girls go bad- This is pretty good, and yes it's true. Girls goreally bad, and maybe crazy.

2. Obsessed- Mariah Carrey (what's her face) makes a cool new song with her as a sexy woman and that's why I like it. But I like some of Mariah Carrey's songs though.

1.............................................. *Drum rolls* This is it- What?!!?!!?!?!? Yeah, this is for you micheal Jackson fans, this is a good song, too bad micheal jackson could play the music since he died. RIP MJ.

Let's go to worst artists of 2009

Justin Bieber

Miley Cyrus (The only song that is mediocre is "Party in the USA")

Lady gaga

Jonas brothers

Taylor Swift.... (no offense, but her songs aren't good enough for me, I have bad taste, but she at least has some talent)

Weee.... I'm bored........ This is mah list!

Anyways I saw this new movie and it's called that blue dude movie uhh.... Avatar, it was very good but yet so weird. The plot is confusing though, I think it takes place in a future generation, where there's humans trying to take over this Planet. This planet has aliving civilzation called something something.... And they can breathe as ell, humans can't, it's like toxic, poison to them.

The movie is so weird in many wasy but it's so good. The action is very good, and I'm suprised that this movie was made in a warehouse. Wow lots of money and lots of years to make it. Cameron, you're still the best. The recent games I've been playing is saint's row, I found it fun but the glitches suck though.

I'm also using gimp to practice some art, I suck though . I need lessons or maybe somebody to teach me. And please this is kinda annoying me but some of you don't even comment on my blogs. Come on, be a nice person, I posted on your blogs why can't you do the same? It's reasonable if you're busy but most of the time you're not. So please post on mine , It'll make me happy. So don't be an ass.

Happy holidays you bastards.

Posted by Dgalmun, 12/20/2009 7:28pm
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I will be posting holiday blogs soon!

Yup, I will be making one and it'll about stuffz. My favorite music fo the year, worst, best video game of teh year, worst video game of the year, my christmas past and many more. You will have to wait though.....

Posted by Dgalmun, 12/19/2009 7:42am
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Blog update

Well it's a blog update, so yeah..... Yesterday my car broke down so I was pretty pissed so I had to call my dad and stay in college until 10:00. So I got home by 4:00, wow! Lots of coffee I drank. So By that time, my girlfriend was sleeping so I went to the bed and just slept. After that, I woked up at 9:00 AM and went to work until 2:30. So yeah... And you know what I did after that, on gamespot. After that I went with my gf on walk for almost an hour. So when we came back I heard some whistles and then after that they were yelling and then the girl was swearing at him and well the guy punched and heard some screams of crying.

My gf was starting to get scared so we just went..... It lasted for a while but well the guy his ass beaten from the cops and well, the girl had a bloody nose and black eye. Just a tip for some of you ppls. For girls: Don't b!tch at boys or start anything, boys: don't beat up your gf. Bye!

Posted by Dgalmun, 12/10/2009 4:48pm
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Sup my real name is tyler and I really like video games. I may not be the best at reviewing but I feel I belong to the community as well. I have a fc twin (but barley any games), A PS2 (I sold my PS1), a wii, a N64, gameboy, Gameboy color, Gameboy advance, Nintendo DS, And I will try getting a XBox 360 soon. I'm 18 years old and I love tacos since I'm part mexican. But that's all about me, I guess...

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