OK hello everybody! Sorry I haven't been blogging! It's been boring here quite actually........probably mainly because the main fall television season is over and now comes a slew of mostly (probably) truly crappy reality junk..................OK tonight I will be checking out that Next Best Thing show with celebrity impersonators......half of the impressions will probably suck but I may be surprised by a few..............I'm sorry I do these dots but if I do too many commas I'll be shunned........and yeah my brother's home from the hospital and everything's okay with me and my family.......no need to worry about anything........ Sorry about these dots.

While I'm at it maybe some more slogans.........no...................OK....well I don't think I'm at my 1000th post yet but I'm close to it.......at least I should be.......wait now it's saying 1000th! Wait I have to go back and check the Seinfeld forums...............I'll do an update blog in a few minutes to confirm but don't comment yet!

Well....first off...I did this thing where it said your hippie name and I did one for my real name (Matthew) and here is (are) the results:

Your Hippie Dude Name Is:

Cool! Anyways my back's starting to hurt as I type this...and I have a slight cold so I'm a lil' sick and my brother's in the hospital but because he had an ostomy bag from having Chron's disease and it's now back inside of him....anyways....Scrubs next week....American Dad....not to the 100th post yet (1000th I mean) and that's it! TTYL!

Well I got no comments on my last blog (probably due to my Sloganizer slogans). Now I'll try to come up with better ones. OK. More of the shows I watch coming way:

«Once Raines, always Raines.» (Yeah that's good. I think it describes the character pretty well.)

And now I'll do more characters from TV shows I like.

«Don't worry, Peter Griffin takes care.» (OK!)

«Glen Quagmire for the masses.» (I notice a lot of slogans have 'for the masses' at the end of them...just a simple observation...LOL!)

«Jan Itor, your way!» (I did it with the space because it may just be the Janitor's real name...get it?)

«There's lots of fun in Danny Tanner.» (Yeah....that's true!)

Actually I don't care if this gets zero comments...I just like typing these in general!

Now TV.com features:

«Community Spotlight will be for you what you want it to be.» (Well...maybe soon! LOL!)

«Easy Forums.» (Yeah!)

«Friends. Making people sucessful in a changing world.» (Exactly!)

«My Profile is my world.»  (Yeah again.)

And here's some other random things.

«Let your Goosebumps flow.»

«Truly NBC.»

«30 Rock is what the world was waiting for.»

«See the world with FCC.»

«Step into the light with VH1.»

And finally...

«Passion for TV.com.» Goodbye all!

1,000...not here yet...but I think I'm at 970 so that's pretty good! And when I do get the 1000 I will post a blog about it and even say on whatever post I'm doing for the 1000th post ("I'll be like '1000th post,yeah!") and yeah I'll be so excited! Anyways uh here's what Sloganizer has to say about some of my favorite TV shows and TV.com users:

«Start the day with gbfan1.» (That's cool,isn't it?)

«Lucky Drewchic.» (Yes!)

«TV.com for the masses.» (Indeed!)

«Kidzworld evolution.» (I love you,Kidzworld!)

And last but not least:

these last two.

«Bigger. Better. Scrubs.» (Perfect tagline for the movie...if it would ever happen!)

«The Drew Carey Show is rolling, the others are stoned.» (That's more or less a WTF type slogan!)

Wait,wait,one more...

«Take what you want, but leave Full House alone!» (This is for all the critics out there...LOL!)

Wait one more...

«The Soup is your safe place in an unsafe world!» (Man,I think that fits the show perfect in its place in society!)

Wait one last final one...

«World's finest Sanjaya.» (Never...I just did that for fun!)

Wait...wait...The Simpsons...

«The Simpsons is my world.» (Oh yeah!)

Family Guy...

«Family Guy empowers you.» (Yes it does...LOL!)

«Naughty little Sloganizer.» (Yes!)

Now,totally random slogans:

«The FOX universe.» (Yes!)

«The American Way of ABC.» (Okay slogan!)

«Next stop, NBC.» (Yes this is for Joel McHale y'all! Maybe in 10 years! LOL!)

Another one (last one...for real):

«I quit smoking with Sloganizer.» (The best ever! So random and funny!)

OK that's all! TTYL and bye for now!

OK so I was on the TV.com forum for The Drew Carey Show where I saw this interesting topic being discussed over there:

http://www.tv.com/the-drew-carey-show/show/133/i-got-the-season-1-dvds!!!/topic/244-714775/msgs.html?tag=board_topics;title;0.

It was all about The Drew Carey Show:The Complete First Season DVD set which'll be released tomorrow and tonight I'm thinking about telling a certain family member (OK,I'll say it...my father,I mean dad!) to get the set for me. I actually can afford the set as well (because all of you might be thinking..."Isn't he supposed to poor?" or "How can he afford the set?") and it's from the 100 bucks (not to brag) that I got for get this....Easter!!!

OK my title doesn't sound that exciting I know but and this probably will get very little comments and views but this still needs to be addressed I think. OK...it's...the Community Spotlight. Now in the Community Spotlight is a new member (in a way) by the username of...

OK...lemme decode it...OK...read this...hotrockinronny! That is the real username of the real user being spotlighted this week on Community Spotlight. And he has done hardly anything at all to receive the honor...except for his eye-catching "About Me" section of his profile. Take a look at this,folks:

I'm a DJ from way back currently surfing the air waves above the North Atlantic. I enjoy crabs, flounders, puppies and red pants.

OK...that was his About Me! Yes crazy I know. OK. Here are my stats as I write this blog:

• Profile views:15 new,1,448 total.
• Forum posts:934.
• Level:9.

That's it with the stats I think. Overall OK. Still have a lot of posts to go before that 1,00th milestone (I'll be so happy that day!) but if I post quite a few times every day by sometime in May (or very early June) I may get to that 1000th milestone! Whoo!

Hi guys! I hope the print on this blog will show up big enough to read obviously and not super-small as it shows up here as I am typing it! OK first off I have a post that I was going to post on the Goosebumps forum but it wouldn't work so I'm posting it here. BTW,this is a shout-out to Morgan! Man,you're the best!

Here's the post:

Hello,Morgan! I'm glad you're on! Well uh who I think is/are the dumbest parents are the Click parents (Mr.& Mrs.Gold). I mean they didn't notice that Seth's friend was there when before he wasn't (remember when they got frozen with the remote control?). Also the Welcome To Dead House parents were pretty dumb. But than again it's a Goosebumps cliche that's part of the plot forumla (notice how smart that comment was!). It's...well...OK...to be somewhat off-topic to this specific topic...I'll list the ever-so-typical and average and common Goosebumps plot forumla that happens in virtually every single episode. OK. I'll use Welcome To Dead House as an example. OK. For that episode,the family moved,OK,most Goosebumps episodes do NOT begin like Welcome To Dead House began but that little snippet of the plot was something new that happens to a character that the character--well--most of the time dislikes (I want to be as smart as possible,so I won't use the word 'hate' here) but most of the time likes. And that's the beginning of virutally all Goosebumps storylines. It's a new experience or a new item that the character either experiences or recieves,respectively. And than the kids sense something that the parents DO NOT (and here is where and/or when the Goosebumps 'dumb parent' cliche comes in!) and they act dumb and clueless and like everything is normal and nothing is scary or different or just plain bizarre and weird. And than a series of unfortunate events happen and at the end there's a twist (obviously) (a large twist not those twists at the VERY VERY VERY end--right before the credits,like seconds before at times) and the parents of course finally believe(s) the kid/kids and all is done and than we get that somewhat small (but noteworthy) twist at the VERY VERY end and than we get credits and than the episode is officially over. I'm not going to dig deep and do an equation or anything like that but I think the formula that I posted here explains everything that happens in the Goosebumps universe and also is just the way things are done (no offense,R.L. Stine!). I mean it is aimed at kids after all and you can't go in a direction that the kids will just shun and ignore,if you know what I mean. I mean yeah like I said you can't make Goosebumps totally different. You have to use the same plot forumula to make all of the episodes the same yet different at the exact same time (maybe the word similar fits here). OK so this is the end of my rant! I have to go eat and I'll be back soon OK!

That was very long I know but I had to explain my thoughts on that topic and the plot formula and all of that mumbo-jumbo to put it brief. So uh OK that's it for now I guess and maybe later today I'll do a follow-up blog for all you! So bye guys! And you all rock so much! OK again bye!

Well,I have almost 900 forum posts (getting closer and closer and closer to 1,000...that day I'll celebrate and have a big party!) yet the bummer (and downside) only 5 new profile views! Oh well...maybe I should be happy...but for me...for what I have done...I'm not! Well today I was watching this VH1 special called The 40 Internet Superstars. And BTW if you missed the countdown here they all are in their 'Net glory (now this order is not backwards,it's forwards,but if you watch the special,they countdown from 40 to 1):

1.Gary Broslma-Numa Numa Kid

2.Ghyslain Raza-Star Wars Kid

3.Denny Blaze-The Average Homeboy

4.Jessica Rose-Lonelygirl15

5.Tila Tequila

6.Perez Hilton-Gossip Blogger

7.Chinese Backstreet Boys

8.OK Go

9.Tom Anderson-MySpace Tom

10.Ask A Ninja

11.Mike Caraccicolo-The Kid From Brooklyn

12.Fritz Globe & Stephen Voltz-Diet Coke and Mentos guys

13.Kyle MacDonald-One Red Paperclip

14.Noah Kalina

15.Jay Maynard-Tron Guy

16.Andy Samburg and Chris Parnell-Lazy Sunday

17.Lee Paige-Cop Shoots Self

18.Gino The Ginny

19.Tyson The Skateboarding Bulldog

20.Leslie Hall-Gem Sweater

21.Little Superstar

22.Alabama Leprechaun

23.Matt Harding-Where The Hell Is Matt?

24.Jack Rebney-RV Man

25.Mister Pregnant

26.geriatric1927

27.Brian Antene-Stanley Kubrick Audition

28.Stevie Ryan-Little Loca

29.Chuck Norris

30.Karyn Bosnak-Internet Begger

31.SpongeMonkeys

32.Ryan Holt-Balloon Prank Victim

33.Mahir Cagri

34.Chad Vader

35.Jenni Ringley-JenniCAM

36.Andy Milonakis

37.Rags The Boxing Kanagroo

38.Cindy Margolis-World's Most Downloaded Woman

39.Ethan Chandler-Bank Of America Singer

40.Joanna Repsold-Ate A Praying Mantis

Well,that's it! If you guys don't comment,it does not matter at all. But when I DO tell you to comment,you should do it but if you don't...okay too I guess! Anyways this is all. Good bye and good day TV.com members and users!

So,my weekend was fairly crazy. Let me start with Saturday. Saturday was nice. I went to Swap-O-Rama in Alsip,Illinois and I got okay no Goosebumps books but a freakin' sweet Napoleon Dynamite book! It's not the quote book nor the shooting script,it's this unofficial guide in a way to the movie and it's how...there's lots of parables and it's if you're religious...so if you're not the book's not really for you. And I got this Addams Family Reunion VHS tape. I don't know. It's not the best. Only highlights (notice how I said only):this cool "black" version of the Addams Family theme song and this ad for Mr.Bill's new (at that time,that was 1998,that was so long ago!) show on Fox Family (now called ABC Family,BTW). Other that that the tape and the movie itself is not that great. Maybe you should rent but whatever you do don't buy like I did. But whatever,I guess. So yeah those two things and this Spider-Man book that talks about how the first movie (not the sequel,Spider-Man 2) was made and this old 1993 (I think) video tape with this lady that sounds kinda tipsy talking about computer mistakes and I got a few Ren & Stimpy tapes (for anyone who's a fan of that old show) and that's it,I think. If I have more,I'll update. As for yesterday,it began INSANE. Here's what happened. Okay. I massively overslept until about 10:55 AM or so and I had ONLY FIVE MINUTES to get ready for church. Needless to say,I was a couple of minutes late (not that late though,thank God!,yeah,thanks man!) but the rest of the day was nice and somewhat normal. Than I went to Hale Park and I had a good time there. Than I watched my shows and went to bed at 10:30. And today so far has been pretty good and ever so typical. I'm thinking about logging off (at least for awhile) and playing a Trivial Pursuit game on another computer in my house (yeah,you see,this computer that I'm typing on is in the basement and the other computer is upstairs in the dining room or so). Hopefully that's not TOO personal there,a'ight? Anyways,so,bye for now and I wholeheartedly congratulate gbfan1 (aka Chemically_Romanced,aka Richard Martinez) for his new editorship for the classic Nick show Clarissa Explains It All! I'm logging off for awhile at least and bye all!

Okay. Here is something that you may (or may not) like! It's clips on YouTube of a certain user making fun and reviewing truly crappy video games (at least,in his eyes)! Now,I've only seen the Home Improvement and the Home Alone 2:Lost In New York video game reviews,but there are also Jurassic Park,True Lies,and Cliffhanger reviews that may or may not be that great but I'm still posting links (or at least URLs) to them anyways! Okay. The Home Improvement Review:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGCcRwGtEq4.

The Home Alone 2 Review:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhqDN-KRHnU.

The Cliffhanger Review:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSycF04j0G0.

The True Lies Review:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsbFuv3q5Gs.

And last but not least The Jurassic Park Review:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysOakgB8GM.

That's about it,I think! If I find any more greats,I'll definitely post them--oh,wait,I have one more! This clip is from a totally different YouTube member and in a way this is less humorous (again,in a way) but I'm still giving a link to it anyways. It's reviews of both Bebe's Kids and Raiders Of The Lost Ark video games and here's a direct link to that YouTube video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnSievPdp4Y.

Oh,darn,I don't think it's a direct link. Oh well. If it is,than,I won't edit this blog but if it isn't,I will edit this blog. Notice the difference there. Okay.

I think I may log off soon since nothing is really going on and I have a little something for you who work from 9 to 5 and who want something to guffaw (or roll on the floor) over and about. It's Seinfeld...as a horror thriller movie! Now when I saw it I was hysterical because it was remixing the most hilarious scenes and lines (like Kramer saying "That guy's comin' home in a body bag!") and making the Seinfeld series seem like your average R-rated horror-thriller flick. Anyways,here's a direct link to the clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nNTgDK94H4.

Enjoy the clip and please,please comment (whoever you are,if you're my friend or not) on the clip and the blog in general and I think I may log off now! Goodbye for now folks!

Yeah. I'm kind of happy and surprised in a way by this news. I have written 794 forum posts since I joined TV.com back last July! Okay! Sure I'm not in the thousands (like a select few) but I'm still happy somehow! And this is a shout-out to all of my friends online:I love you all and you all rock! And,okay,that's about it! Enjoy your nights everyone and goodbye! I think I may log off in a few minutes as well after I check a few more forums to see what's going on and if there's any new posts! So,bye!

Well,I love the Oscars and while other people (I believe...I haven't seen the actual blogs yet...I've just seen the titles of them...can't tell anything) have congratulated certain winners (and nothing else,I believe,again,I have to read those blogs),I will (and by tomorrow and in the future have) compile a full-on,official Oscar blog! My review of the Oscars and my picks and all of that type of stuff related to the Oscars.

Okay. Here's the stats:

Okay,the Oscars were on last night and they began at 7:30 PM Central Time (8:30 PM Eastern Time and some other time Pacific Time,I believe 5:30 but I'm not sure) and the host was talk-show host Ellen DeGeneres,pictured here:

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See,there she is (it's a girl) with the big Oscar,now,warning:If you don't know Ellen,you should know that she is a lesbian. All I need to say! Not to offend any TV.com members (if they're gay or not),but,yeah,she's not straight. She likes women,all right! This blog'll probably be censored or something or deleted by mods or something! But,anyways,she did a fine job hosting (just wanted to say that). There was dancing (yeah,she said that there wasn't going to be any dancing,we were fooled,I mean,us,the general public who has broadcast television stations,ABC,CBS,NBC,FOX,My Network TV,and last but not least of course,The CW,oh and PBS in some cases and I think that that is all that there is) but it was very,very brief and I think maybe even less than an minute (as in 60 seconds) and okay,this is too much already. Okay. Lemme just name the winnners and junk (and in a later blog,I'll name my picks,like who I wanted to win and who I thought would win and all that),starting with:

Best Picture:The Departed

Best Actor:Forest Whitaker for his role in The Last King Of Scotland

Best Actress:Helen Mirren for her role in The Queen

Best Director:Martin Scorsese for his direction for The Departed

Best Adapted Screenplay:The Departed

Written by William Monahan

Best Original Screenplay:Little Miss Sunshine

Written By Michael Arndt

Best Supporting Actor:Alan Arkin for his role in Little Miss Sunshine

And Best Supporting Actress:Jennifer Hudson for her role in Dreamgirls.

Alright,those were the main winners (I believe). If I remember any more,I'll just edit this blog and add their names (or name,if it's only one). Yeah,because all of the winners are just too...I mean,there was 24 of them after all...and yeah,there's probably some clips on YouTube (and on ABC.com itself) if you missed the actual telecast. So,goodbye everyone because I have to do homework and I may log on again (because I'm logging off for now) later so again goodbye!

Wow! Okay! I am popular! I have 17 new (and thousands overall) profile views,I have hundreds of forum posts (way over 500) and I have 3 new friends! What can be better? Okay,being on Community Spotlight or making a contribution but I am still happy all the way!

Also,Scrubs Season Five is coming out and Kyle XY (both in May) and wow I am just so happy!