I haven't posted here for a long time. Because I don't watch television anymore. Meh.

Well, just came to say hi to you all. Have a great summer.

I'm an outcast on the path of rebound

Everything is frail, I desolate, crush, and burn

I have chosen darkness to be my guide

War is in my heart, death is by my side



Warheart! No remains from compassion or love

Warheart! Hate your fellow as yourself



I have chosen night to be my guide

When the daylight strikes, I hide in my trench and die



I'm the cold-blooded killer who'll **** you up!



Warheart! No remains from compassion or love

Warheart! Hate your fellow as yourself



I'm the warheart, I'm dying to win the battle I live everyday

One for all and all for me I'm an animal better set me free



I'm an outcast on the path of rebound

Everything is frail, I desolate, crush, and burn

I have chosen darkness to be my guide

War is in my heart, death is by my side



Warheart! No remains from compassion or love

Warheart! Hate your fellow as yourself



Warheart! I'm the warheart,

I'm dying to win the battle I live everyday

One for all and all for me I'm an animal better set me free

Alright.  For the remaining two weeks of school, AMHS (my school) will have End-of-Course exams, at least one held per day.  I've already taken one - my Pysical Science EoC - and here is what I have to say regarding my preparation for it and how it was.

First, let me talk about my preparation for the exam.  Ms. Nettles, the science teacher, held a study session every day last week.  I attended every study session - it wasn't my decision to go.  However, thanks to dad's ass-kicking arms and feet (he used to be some martial artist instructor back in China), I was driven from my hole to go to those study sessions.  And before I got ready to go, I said, "But father, I have heard these study sessions are not as useful as it seems.  The EoC exam is standardized for all Charleston County schools, so it shouldn't be that difficult, considering the fact that 98% of the students in this district smoke pot and drink during class."  And in response, dad roundhouse kicked me in my right thigh.

So I attended all five.  Four days later (which is today), I had the test.  Here are some questions that have shocked me:

What particles are found in the nucleus of an atom?
A) Protons and electrons
B) Protons and neutrons
C) Neutrons and electrons
D) Nothing at all.

Which of these elements is a gas?
A) Aluminum
B) Sodium
C) Hydrogen
D) Magnesium

So I was right all along that those study sessions were just a waste of time.  And to think, I have taken over fifteen pages of notes for simple questions like those written above?!  Argh!!!

Whatever.  At least I know I will pass.  These EoC's count as 20% of my grade for the whole year - the whole year!!!  I'll probably get 18 or 19 out of the whole 20 xD.

Now I have my other EoC's to study for - English, Spanish and Social Studies.  And physical education, I will ask my gym teacher if I can exempt it.

Wish me luckzors. (HA!  You aren't wishing!  I hope you burn in hell!)

~E_A

The hyperlink feature is gay for me.

http://www.winterrowd.com/maze/

Try and beat it!  Do not touch the walls!!  If you complete all four levels, you will receive a free collection of emoticons!  Stupid I know, but it's fun fun fun.

A lass had a pudding, blood and peas. ROAR

As I arrived at my computer with an ice cream cone in hand, I checked my TV.com account to see if I had any new comments for my last blog entry. And well, by the time I saw all this, I happily finished my ice cream and threw up all over the carpet.

Now we are able to see our friend's contribution status, hoorah? Plus, we have more emblems, and this is what I have to say about that - OMFG PERSON EDITOR EMBLEM HOLY WTF YAYZORS!!!

Ahem. Still, even with the website looking better and all, I won't be wasting any more of my time with this site than before.

Now we know how many users disagree with our reviews...ARGH, that's stupid.

If your toilet isn't functioning, mind giving this guy a call?

Here is proof that Detroit is not a Japanese tourist's favorite place to go.

Woot! I have a G-Mail account!

eskimopriest@gmail.com

Send me an e-mail or whatever, lol.
If you want a G-Mail account, I'll gladly give you an invitation.

Where is everyone?! Did they go to Candy Land? Were they abducted by Bacon Men and had their marrow sucked dry from their bones? Did their shirts get ripped off by cloth-devouring kittens and were faced to walk back home in the nude in public, and died in deep humiliation thereafter??

...

R.I.P. - My friends.

Wow. What can I say? For a 1980s animated movie, Miyazaki has achieved so much in the field of animation - the realism, the colors, the epic story - and did I mention the colors?

I first watched this on Toonami, a block which airs various popular children's anime shows. Toonami's typical annoyance of brief commercial airings was the only thing that pissed me off during the viewing of this movie - the rest I was completely satisfied. Never have I seen an animated movie that abides the Laws of Physics and still gets away with the cartoonish movements the characters make.

What really astonishes me is that Miyazaki's view of what the world looks like was brought to full visibility by the animators & artists. It blows me away to see so much color without having it overdone. I definitely loved it. And while we're on the topic of visuals - the explosion effects seem to be one of the most superb. Remember in today's animated shows (ex. Teen Titans), all that smoke begetted by explosions disappear just by simply (and visually cheaply) fading away? Personally, I don't like those effects, but in C.i.t.S., the smoke actually dissipates.

Trivia: Andy Dick is a voice actor for the movie.

The adventure is really exciting, as well. Constant action around the environment surprised, thrilled, and left me in suspense, craving more. You'll want to wait until the climax, which is when the action reaches its highest point in the movie. The plot just grips onto you, as well - you just want to know the ending of the story, and the outcome of the constant warfare between various groups of people.

Imaginitive. Stupendous. Stunning. Gripping. These are few of the words that describe Castle in the Sky. Truly one of Miyazaki's most satisfying works. And if only the children in my local area were as heroic as Muska and Sheeta - sadly, they have all fallen into the hands of gangsta music.

Final Rating: 9.7/10

This is one of my friend's essay for World Literature whereas we pick a world issue and discuss it to the class. My frient, Wesley Oliver,
has chosen the Chernobyl site and thus wrote this paper (READ IT OR DIE!):

Hello, class, today I would like you to meet a very special friend of mine. His name is Chernobyl the Chipmunk. I believe you should be sensitive to his needs although they are manifold. Chernobyl the Chipmunk and I, along with the help of his brother Jeremy the Gerbil, famed inventor of the Potsmokemon card game, are campaigning for increased cleaup efforts of the Chernobyl site. I believe the Chernobyl site should be cleaned up as it is damaging our ecosystem, wildlife, children, and overweight Mongolian governors.

The Chernobyl site must be cleaned up as it is a danger to society. Just look what it did to my poor Chipmunk friend here! It is also mutating our children, suchh as defenseless little Yeva with the grotesuely enlarged right cheekbone. Some people have spent their entire lives investigating the Chernobyl incident but have still not found a conclusive reason as to why it blew up. I will tell you now a fundamental truth of humanity. During the 1930's in the midst of the Great Depression, there was an incident known as the Hobo Rebellion. Most of you are not familiar with this incident as it came close to overthrowing the government, and knowledge of it has been suppressed in recent years. In 1937 thousands of undernourished and ill equipped bums stormed the capital building in their reeking multitudes. The insurgents succeeded in capturing the President, the senate, and the cabinet, and while waiting for their demand of 2,000 Big Mac's as ransom to go through, they proceeded to devour the President's daughter for sustenance. After the rebels had seized the capitol the Penguin King, Kleftovers, had boarded his personal jet and was en route to take control of the situation, which he had engineered for his own goals, his plane was shot down by a group of starving Bangladeshi children. The situation then degenerated into chaos until peacekeeping forces were able to regain control.

I believe other nations such as Lichtenstein and Andorra should aid the cleanup efforts, after all, we cannot simply lie back and let these industrial powerhouses grow unchecked. Even Ukraine itself has forgotten about Chernobyl and no one is left to take care of the irradiated children except for Chernobyl the Chipmunk and other forest fauna. I'm sure that no one in this room needs to be reminded of the story of unfortunate Vladamir, the irradiated chlid whose kneecap grew to the size of a Volva, and who later had to be put down for the good of humanity.

While you are all familiar with the story of Chernobyl the Chipmunk (hairless squirrel whose left armpit gave birth to his twin brother Ralph), you may not be quite so aware of Jeremy the Gerbil's past. Jeremy the Gerbil is an example of Soviet bio-engineering gone horribly, horribly wrong. As a young mountain goat Jeremy always dreamed of meeting Dumpy the Medical Wase Man. To further his goal in life he enlisted for prescription drug testing and eventually became what he is today, a ravening insatiable monster we know as Buttons.

In conclusion, I support Chernobyl the Chipmunk, who in turn supports the cleanup of the Chernobyl site. The main idea of this paper is to prove that I can BS my way through a project and still receive a passing grade on it. I fear I must leave you now, but I will leave you with this thought to ponder, rarely is the question asked, "Is our children learning yet?" Apparently they are not Mr. Bush.

How can I not leave this blog if this is the only blog where I get comments?!

I miss you guys alot, even though I don't know you in person (you could have a huge growth under your left armpit), but that doesn't matter, as long as we're still friends xD

So...Children of Bodom - anyone listen to them?

Perfect Death Metal Allround.

Another reason as to why I'm returning here is that there are alot of sweet (and not-so-sweet) & new TV shows which I have watched some time ago, and wanted to review them xP... but first, we must go on to the crappy shows, like "My Gym Partner's a Monkey."

Actually, I'm thinking of writing my reviews in a brief manner since I've taken up drawing, which wastes me twice as much time writing... hmm, maybe I can draw some MAD-inspired comics to go along with my review, as well... Flickskinny.com has done it, so why can't I?! X3

I'm bored here. There's nothing great. Everyone who kept contributing to the people I edit are now fallow.

So, I have come here on TV.com one last time to say goodbye to all of my friends here, and I just want to wish them a happy Valentine's Day as early as possible (even though you losers have no dates).

Stephen Huang.

So many contributions. So little free time.

Anyways, just wanna come here to share you something I have sketched...just a catgirl and boy hugging... FEH! I need another idea... *lurks*

Heres a link, as the pic is too big:

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/640/catpeople3gg.jpg

WOOO...

I have recently opened a new MySpace account:

http://www.myspace.com/eskimopriest

I will do my blogging here, from now on:

http://blog.myspace.com/eskimopriest

So either send me a friend request or die.

Love, Stephen.

"Okay, okay," said Kate. "Any suggestions?"
"Well," said Amy. "I'm thinking of making it 'Pianist'."
"Name's been taken."
"'Pianist1?'"
"Name's been taken."
"'Pianist2?'"
"Name's been taken."
"ARGH!"
"How about 'Pianist4444?'"
"That's perfect!"

Kate sighed. You dumb noob, she thought.

"Okay, now we wait for it to finish processing..." said Kate.

Kate leaned against her black-leather chair. Amy wished she had something to lean against, too, but Kate's wallpaper had pictures of dead bears and cubs on it. She'd rather not lean against the wall because of this. Her ass started to bleed.

"Now to join a chat!" said Kate.
"What?" said Amy. "But I don't want to talk to oth-"
"Come on! It'll be good for you!"
"How will it be--"

ENTERING: SINGLES CHAT

"What the ****?!" yelled Amy. "I don't want to meet singles! Are you listening to me?!"

WELCOME TO SINGLES CHAT!
PuffySmoNuffy: hey yall! 18/f/ny, need a frindly male pal!
JungleMan021: yo Pianist, u look so fine!

"..." Amy began. "How does he know I look pretty?"
"It's destiny," said Kate with glimmering eyes.
"UGH!" said Amy.
"Well? Go on." said Kate. Both she and Amy continued to read the messages.

politicalinefficiency: jungleman ur a *** with a capital "F," go home with ur mom!!!!!!
JungleMan021: EAT S***, MOTHER****ER!

Amy was silent. She didn't know what to think.
"Say, 'Hello, Jungleman.'" said Kate.
Amy began typing on the keyboard.

Pianist4444: Hi, jungleman.
politicalinefficiency: u a ho, b****! go **** urself bak 2 texas
JungleMan021: **** you, gaywad u hav no control ova me, punk *****!!

Will JungleMan finally pay attention to Amy? Will politicalinefficiency ever shut the **** up?! How many more curse words can Eagles_Arrows censor?! Find out in Chapter 4!

Kate and Amy, after arriving at Kate's house, set their backpacks on the dining room table next to a plate with a dead pigeon on it.

"Okay!" began Kate. "Let's go see that new version of AIM!"
"Umm...okay," replied Amy.

They ran to Kate's room. Actually, it's half of Kate's room. The other half belongs to her younger sister, Megan. Kate opened the door to her room, seeing that Megan was watching another tape of "Barney & Friends."

"Hello, Megan," said Kate. "How's your d--"
"Shh!" interrupted Megan, with her left index finger on her lips. "Can't you see that Barney's taking a shower? You know how long I've been waiting for to see that?!" She turned her head to the TV again, giggling.
"Your sister's a retard," Amy said to Kate.

Kate and Amy went to Kate's side of the bedroom where her computer was. Kate sat on her usually-soft and comfy black-leather chair, while Amy sat on a wooden stool that may still have a couple of splinters on the seat.

On the computer, Kate opened AIM and clicked the text, "Register." Meanwhile, Amy noticed there were a pile of dead puppies sitting on the top of Kate's bookshelf.

"Okay!" Kate said, "Let's begin your registration! What do you want your username to be?"
"Umm, just Amy Schrodinger, I guess."
"FEH!" scoffed Kate, "You don't want to give out your real name to the public, are you? Besides, with a last name like 'Schrodinger' put into your username, you'll never attract any men!"
"But I don't want men to have cybersex with me, for the love of ****!"

Megan turned to Amy. "Don't worry," said Megan, "Barney says it all the time whenever he stubs his toe." She turned back to the TV.

Kate stared at the computer screen, brainstorming. "I'll put you as 'XoXBigHunnyBunsXoX', okay?"
"No!" exclaimed Amy. "I don't want that name! It's completely profane!"--Look who's talking, thought Kate--"And what the hell are the X and O's for?!"
"...sex appeal?"
"ARGH!"

Will Amy lose her cool and pour it all over Kate? Will Megan get over her Barny obsession? Stay tuned for Chapter 3!

As Kate and Amy finish their second week of high school as freshmen, they walked to the park, sat on a bench, and did their homework. Upon writing two paragraphs about molecular mass, Kate found a dead squirrel lying next to her.

"Hey!" Kate said to Amy. "I just remembered! There's this new version of AOL Instant Messenger called AIM Triton! We should go check it out!"

"Huh?" began Amy. "What's an AOL Instant Messenger?"
"What!" exclaimed Kate. "You've never heard of AIM?"
"No, I've never used a messenger before."
"Wow, Amy, almost all teenagers in the United States use AIM! Even my grandmother, Porsche, use AIM... for personal purposes."
"What's that?"
"..." Kate begins to whisper in her ear, "Cybersex."
"Ew, mother of ****!"

Kate and Amy then turn their heads toward a small boy, who happened to hear everything he wasn't supposed to hear until he's in middle school. The boy went to his mother and said, "Mommy, does **** mean 'brown frog?'"

The mother threw him in a pond.

"So..." said Kate. "Wanna do it?"
"What? Cybersex?"
"No! I mean try out the AIM Triton!"
"Well...are the people friendly there?"
"You'll see!"

And so, Kate and Amy leaves the park onward to Kate's house.

To be continued...

I have become the editor of Drawn Together. I must now die in peace - but wait! What about all those pending contributions! OH THE ****ING HUMANITY!

BTW-- Happy Chinese New Year!!!