I'm all old today now... I ain't no spring chicken no more.

And whats with all them young whiper-snappers acting like hoolagans these days?

Boy howdy, I tell ya... back in my day we didn't have all them fancy-dancy Hi-Definition 1080p resolutions. Give my color analog signals on my MTV - that how that was done, and done right... darn tootin!
And back when MTV had music 24/7, dagnabbit! None o' this "Bling-Bling", "Thug-Life" or "Yankie-Daddy" nonsence.

If I was a youngin' again, I'd show 'em all what for, thats for damn sure!

*Spits*

Oh, and dont get me started on my favorite Nickelodeons like Double Dare, Super Double Dare, Finders Keepers, Ren & Stimpy, Rugrats and Rocko's Modern Life.
Them shows right there were the hum-dingers I reckon.

I remember back then, comic books were $1.25, candy tasted good, Spuds McKenzie was the orginal Dirty Dog, and clothes like Town & Country, OP and Malibu were the bee's knees..!
Barney was the only Dinosaur on his show, Voltron was the only anime we needed, Heithcliff & Inspector Gadget was quality programing, Monster Trucks & Pro Wrestling was surging in the viens of the male youth, and you had to pump up your shoes to jump higher... oh thems were the days!

Whiper-Snapers these days are all just a bunch nincumpoops with their slack jawed & baggy pants look, cell phones for each hand to text with, and My Space web bloggin'...
They're all a pack o' filthy ragamuffins I tells ya!

*Sighs*

*Spits*