What I Really Hate #2

Aight ppl, it's time for another post on what I really hate. Today's topic is the Wii. I don't really know what it is with me and the Wii, but it just really pisses the **** out of me. It's not the Wii itself, it's an enjoyable system to many people and I respect that, though I do find them all idiots. What I really hate about the Wii, is the "hype" or whatever you want to call it that I don't find it deserves.

I think it's how the general public - and some gamers - think that the Wii is so cool and talk like crazed little legless midgets in wheelchairs about it saying it's the sh!t. But it's really not. I think it actually really isn't worth the buy. But only right now. When the PS3 came out there wasn't much of a reason to buy it. As I said thought, give Sony time and they will make it worth the heafty price. I waited and Sony brought me many good games and their are still more to come. Maybe what I'm getting at with this, is that later "maybe" the Wii will be worth it's $300 or some such that it costs. Right now I feel that I'm being ripped to shreds on that deal. And to be honest, after talking with a few gamers, they said that the Wii was the most expensive console. I pondered on that and realized what they all meant. The PS3 does cost $600 now $500? While the Wii is only say what? $300? What they meant with this was that the Wii costs the most for what you get. While other systems, the price is right for what you get. With the many games coming out, the price gets even better.

The fact that there are hardly any games on it, and hardly any other games besides ****ing Mario Kart (no **** it's nintendo...) that are coming out for it, is really a set back in the gaming world. And to be honest, I don't think that it's the gaming world that is the main costumer. I think it's the general public. The amount of "gamers" that I know who have a Wii is as little as 2, whereas the amount of non-gamers is 6. 6 is bigger than 2. I can use this as a sample, though not a very precise one, as to which group purchases more Wiis. This may not pursuade you too hate the Wii as I do, but all of the quality gamers that I've talked to, and I quote, said "**** the Wii!"

I was talking to some "non-gamer" folk about the Wii, since I figure they know more about than gamers, and they said how it was soooo awsome!!! I asked what was so awsome about the game. They told me that it was that you can play tennis and baseball and boxing! Wii sSports. Wii Sports people is what is soooo awsome about the Wii. Ho. Ly. T!ts! That is sad. They even failed to mention any of the games that DO NOT come with the Wii... I don't get it... ****!!!

(This is were the dump starts.)

The Wii is so ball sack. Like holy sh!t NO HD graphics, it wouldn't ****ing surprise me if there games were on Audio CDs. Their numbchuck is probably one of the smartest and dumbest thing that I have ever seen in gaming. Smart since the general public loves it and dumb since the controller is what makes the Wii, the Wii. i don't think they thought that if the controller is a fail, then the Wii is a fail. The controller has failed on me. I'm too ****ing lazy to hold it up, first. Second, many games are really ****ing hard to play with the goddamn motion sensitivity. And three, it costs $100 for a full ****ing controller. $50 for analog and $50 for remote. WTF. That is the jewish sh!t that I've ever seen since, umm lemme think... nvm. This makes a new level i guess.

Another thing that really pisses me off is that the PS3 is bashed for "not having any games." This is clearly compared to the 360. And it is true. After coming out later, it has less games. But coming out of the same time as the Wii and having more that it. I would say that the console with no games would be the Wii. Since the only games that I would buy for it would be: the Zelda, thought its available on the GC. Mario Galaxy, but I really hate mario (I'm gonna have an article later on him:D). Metroid which is actually quite impressive but me, I've never played the previous games so I wouldn't. (but that does make 2 reasons to have a Wii.) Brawl. Looks t!ts. Not as impressive as I thought it would be though:(. Mario Kart. (mario pisses me off...). This makes 4 reasons. Oh sorry I forgot; Wii Sports. So there's six. Hurray:D.

So **** yeah . That's my new blog post. I think it's not as good as the first. I got really tired of a sudden so I'm gonna stop. I'll prolly have more on this too later.

Latazzz meng