9:44 PM

Well, it's almost Christmas now, so what did you ask for? If you're reading this after, did you get it? My friend asked for Gerard Way to pop out of a cake...sadly, I don't think she'll be getting him. Hmph!

I asked for a pair of kick-ass boots with lots of strappies so I can kick some major ass and a black Coach purse with the little C's on them. I'm pretty sure I'm getting them because I didn't ask for much else. Just lots of cosmetics and makeup and stuff from Bath and Body Works. BUT I did get my fill of geeky pleasure when my buddy Sydney got me a Naruto headband with the Sunagakure symbol on it. She said, "You're gonna be alone in your room and you'll be like..." **Looks from side to side** "Oh...yeah..." **Puts on headband** Ha-ha...silly Sydney...

I really wasn't feeling the Christmas cheer this year. I wasn't last year either. I guess because we didn't get any snow except that one day where we got a foot and then it all melted. We didn't even hang up lights this year. Pretty sad, really. Well, what can you do? I hope I get what I want this year. I spent almost 200 dollars on my friends with my own money that I saved up for 8...million...years and now I hope to get some good stuff.

But anyway, I get the feeling that no one reads this crap so I'm just going to say what else I'm feeling. I am so freaking mad for no reason. I'm bipolar- I must be. I'm so excited for Christmas but then there's my inner evil that wants to rip and maime and rape. Actually....I wrote a fanfiction type thing about that. Man, I wish Aislin had replied to that. Silly goose...

But I digress. Well, who cares? No one is reading this. I hope for Christmas Gerard Way's car breaks down in front of my house and he has to stay here for the night. Then I'm like "Hey..." and he's like "Hey..." and I'm like, "I'm hot! You're hot! We're hot! LET'S DANCE!" and we do. Man. He is so freaking adorable. In his Helena video he reminded me of a cute puppy. His skin was so white and flawless...I sound like a stalker. Sorry, Gerard. Oh, well. I'ma go to bed now and hope my sexy semi-emo not-lover's car breaks down in front of my house.

Oyasumi Nasai,

Gaara

5:42 PM

Yeah, I haven't been on here in like, 2 months because I was grounded but whatever. Anywho, I recently "re-discovered" My Chemical Romance and thought they were awesome. I can't believer Gerard cut his hair! He was so damn (quoting Fergie) T-T-T-Tastey Tastey! I mean, really! Now he looks like Billy Idol! Here, look...

BEFORE:

AFTER:

He's so much hotter he was a black-haired sexy beast. He looked like a sort of normal guy and I liked it. Scary...AND NORMAL AT THE SAME TIME! Now he just looks like Billy Idol... **Sigh** But I love you! Mind all you anime geeks out there, I still love Gaara but....HE'S NOT REAL! **Cries to sky** AS you can plainly tell, I love the freaks. Scary...but oh-so sexy!

Ja Ne,

Gaara

8:41 PM

Last night me and 4 of my friends (well, 3, one went home sick at about 11:00) got together because we haven't been able to see each other very much. During this time period, I learned some very important life lessons. They are as follows:

*The Boogie Man throws awesome parties

*Aislin will get shot by Confederate soldiers

*Sydney and I fight for the Union

*The real lyrics to Jeepers Creepers are "Roll on duct tape,where'd you get that smile".

*Fat girls can't dance sexy

*Some guy I am somewhat attracted to peed his pants in 3rd grade

*Mothers get mood swings

*Aislin is getting a cheese pillow for her birthday

*Just because you kiss girls, it doesn't make you a lesbian

*There's a GIANT drug party in the House of Pain

*You CAN live without your internal organs for over 20 minutes

*The old black lady is always right

*All mass-murderers drive giant trucks

*The Monster from the Black Lagoon will rape you

*You never know when someone is recording you talk

*When you're bulemic you can read minds

*ALWAYS sing along to "I'm Proud to be an American".

*The real lyrics to "Promiscuous" are: "I got what you what and you want what I need...it doesn't make sense...Johnny Depp in my pants!"

*The word "Prom" spelled backwards is "Morp".

I think that's it but there might be more. I'll update if I remember any. My friends have taught me many things. These values will help me succeed in life. Even if you don't understand them...they will help you. GOD BLESS THE USA.

Gaara

5:31 PM

Yes, yes. No more detention for me. Not that it was bad, mind you. I just sat in the office and read and drew a bit. The lady behind the counter laughed at me. Stupid b*tch.

Anywho, instead of using "Hydro" as a term for weed, me and my friend Deya came up with "Chakra" (yes, the energy source in Naruto) to replace it. So you can run down the halls of your school screaming "I LOVE CHAKRA!" and the top of your lungs and no one will realize you just screamed a drug reference. We also came up with a few more terms. "Chidori" is the word for very very strong "Chakra". A "ninja" is someone who USES "Chakra". (I hope you all are aware that I don't actually do weed.)

THIS WILL SWEEP THE NATION.

Yes indeed you'd better believe it. So now, go outside, rip off your shirt in a dramatic manner and scream as the sun hits your face and a magical wind blows from nowhere: "I LOVE CHAKRA!"

America will thank you.

Gaara

8:44 AM

A video I made last night. I found the audio so I thought "Well, what the hell?" I sort of forgot who was talking at some point because I never really paid attention in the movies, so just ignore that. And the subtitles. I think it turned out quite nice, actually. Rate me well and if you have an account, leave a comment. Thank you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZlxXiamu_8

Gaara