What I have learned from my friends (Very important life lessons- please read)

8:41 PM

Last night me and 4 of my friends (well, 3, one went home sick at about 11:00) got together because we haven't been able to see each other very much. During this time period, I learned some very important life lessons. They are as follows:

*The Boogie Man throws awesome parties

*Aislin will get shot by Confederate soldiers

*Sydney and I fight for the Union

*The real lyrics to Jeepers Creepers are "Roll on duct tape,where'd you get that smile".

*Fat girls can't dance sexy

*Some guy I am somewhat attracted to peed his pants in 3rd grade

*Mothers get mood swings

*Aislin is getting a cheese pillow for her birthday

*Just because you kiss girls, it doesn't make you a lesbian

*There's a GIANT drug party in the House of Pain

*You CAN live without your internal organs for over 20 minutes

*The old black lady is always right

*All mass-murderers drive giant trucks

*The Monster from the Black Lagoon will rape you

*You never know when someone is recording you talk

*When you're bulemic you can read minds

*ALWAYS sing along to "I'm Proud to be an American".

*The real lyrics to "Promiscuous" are: "I got what you what and you want what I need...it doesn't make sense...Johnny Depp in my pants!"

*The word "Prom" spelled backwards is "Morp".

I think that's it but there might be more. I'll update if I remember any. My friends have taught me many things. These values will help me succeed in life. Even if you don't understand them...they will help you. GOD BLESS THE USA.

Gaara