Billy Mays Dead!?
Holey cow I don't believe it! Billy Mays is actually dead! Sorry but I'm still trying to get over the shock. Everyone keeps on dying lately & its really weird. My dad never liked Billy Mays. He thought that any commersail with him it it was annoying. He would not even buy The Big City Slider because Billy did that commersail & his face is on the box. I bought it when I went to Bed Bath & Beyond because I love those littlle burgers. We shall never forget you annoying Oxi Clean guy.
6/1/90 to 6/1/09
Sorry I've Been Gone
Yeah lots of stuff happening. Um well I won't finish the Christmas story until next Christmas. Right now I finally have time to do stuff I want to do. Lots have happened the last couple months. One of those things was my best friend's 13 year old dog dieing & that was very sad for both of us. Another thing is my dad took a while to fix the stupid keyboard again. Its old & has problems I guess. Its not the first time it has broken. I think tv.com changed while I was gone. I'm not surprised. I wish they would STOP changing. It takes a while to get use to the changes. Can they just leave it be OR change it back to the way it was before they changed it in the first place?
Toontown Christmas Story part 2
Ok I know it took a while but I finally can start on part two. So I'm going to start as Catooo.
MOOOVE!
Crazy Max Wildberry a cute little brown monkey was standing there when hearing Catooo's yell. Startled he ran away from where he was standing. Looking back to where he was standing a surprised look came onto his face as he saw an andvil sitting where he once was.
You need to be more alert Max!
Sorry Cat but but uh why do they drop andvils in the catching game anyway!?
Because it makes it more fun. It would be boring if all your trying to do is avoid cogs & trying to catch apples.
But Cat its already to hard trying to catch the apples & still would be without the cogs!
Little Lily a sweet & cute little pink mouse has such trouble with catching game. Catooo has not been thinking that much about how the younger toons have a hard time with even TTC catching game. She thought a bit about what LL had said & decided that she would try something different with these toons. These toons being some of the youngest toons in Toontown it might be easier to brake the game into parts.
Hey Cat I want to ask you a question.
Ok Max.
Why is it you say alot of things with three or more O's?
Because I like the way it sounds. Ok so class is over & tomorrow we will try something different.
Ok! Bye Catoo!
Bye. After getting back to the estate she lived in Catooo wanted to relax but she could not because it was lunch time. She went in & made a sandwhich.
Cat! Cat!
She could hear Jenny loud & clear from the other side of the door. What do you want Jenny?
Have you seen Salty at all?
Come in then ask.
Ok oops. Alright so have you seen Salty at all?
No why?
Because she has not been around for a while & I'm worried.
Worried about what?
Both of them heard Salty's voice then raced over to greet her.
So where were you?
Riding the trolley.
What but you never ride the trolley?
Usually but Midnight needed jellybeans so I rode with her. Anything new besides the fact that your letting Jenny into your house Catooo?
Then Catooo thought about how she does not like Jenny that much but it bugged her that she was talking through a door so she had to let her in or at least open the door. Nothing really Salty.
Ok then but I need to let you know I'm not going to be around tomorrow or the next day so Catooo I'm leaving you in charge.
Me in charge? That was so strange of her to say. She always leaves Midnight in charge why pick me?
Midnight is going with me so don't worry if you don't see her around.
Wow its almost like she could read minds. She has always been like that but I'm going to be in charge? How awesome is that going to be?
So uh see ya!
Wait your leaving now?
Yes I'm leaving now.
Well alright then see you in a few days.
Switching back over to Salty.
So Midnight your going to come with me to talk to Flippy right?
Sure I am! I know how close you were to Amy so I would do anything to help.
Thanks. So here we are. Uh Flippy you there?
Yeah just dropped something under my desk be up in a minute.
Ok he seems a little odd right now. I wonder if he had to much sugar? Midnight asked.
Yeah he does seem a bit hyper but not that much.
But he is talking a bit faster than usual.
Do you two know how well a dog's hearing is?
Uh sorry about that Flippy.
Its alright Midnight. I eat jellybeans when I'm nervace.
So your nervace?
Uh yeah? Salty you should know why I'm so nervace.
Uh is it the letter?
You told Midnight while on the trolley didn't you?
How do you know I was on the trolley?
I have toons that watch other toons like a hawk when I need them to.
Why are you telling us this?
Because I've told you a million times before but you don't remember.
Ok now Salty was vey confused. She knows Flippy never told her that. She would remember. Would'nt she?
Yeah theres also secret agents in Toontown but I try to keep that quiet. You know the whole secret thing?
Ok why are you telling us this!?
No matter how many times I hear you ask that it still is funny.
What are you talking about?
Found it!
Found what? Midnight asked.
Oh this? This is just a little tool I like to carry around just incase I tell any toons about the secret agents.
Flippy lifted up this huge weird looking thing that said memory wipe on it. Salty wanted to ask a question on her mind but Midnight beat her to it.
Thats little? How on earth could you loose that under your desk? Or even drop it?
Or pick it up? Salty was thinking about adding that but did not. She knows by now that here in Toontown that anything is possible & some things are just well weird.
Oh I'll use this later but I thought if we go down trying to rescue Amy I would at least want some of the older toons in Toontown going down after knowing some things I could never tell them & if we survive I can use this.
Wait how do you know that I wanted to go in & save Amy?
I knew it from the very moment I saw you with that letter but I also knew that you did not know what you wanted to do. Midnight Salty I need you two to gather as many toons possible for this mission & Salty I want you to come up with our plan.
Ok I'm sorry but thats all I have time for but I think it will be finished in part three. No there are not secret agents in Toontown but I thought if there are in Club Penguin why not Toontown?
Toon Town Christmas Story Part 1
Its a beatiful fall morning Salty thought as she looked up at the sky. It also reminded her that Winter would be here soon. She was exited to see her first Winter in toontown. Before that she was at her mother's estate & now she is living in her own. Well sort of. She runs the estate she lives in & every toon in that estate has their own job. Well they are going to. Salty was still making plans because some toons were not planning on staying. Midnight is the newest toon here. She had just moved in on Halloween. All black cats are born on Halloween. Midnight was the first black cat that Salty has ever seen. This Halloween she thinks was the first Halloween that black cats were allowed in toontown. Before then Salty never heard of black cat day from her mother or any body else in her mother's estate.
Salty what are you doing? Young Midnight asked with a strange voice.
Midnight's voice was a voice unlike any voice that Salty has ever heard. It kind of had a lisp (I think thats what its called) to it.
Salty? Are you there?
Yes
What are you doing? She asked again this time sounding a little angry.
Oh nothing much. Just thinking about stuff.
What kind of stuff? Midnight asked sounding very curiose.
Winter
Yeah I have not seen Winter in toontown before. I was stuck at my mom's estate so I never got to go out & enjoy it. What I wanted to do was go to the Brrrgh & see real snow!
Then a voice with a odd accent interupted their conversation. It was Tiny Toon.
What are you two doing? We have stuff to do before Winter arives! Tiny Toon said sounding very angry.
Then a thought came to Salty. Tiny Toon left a long time ago. Then she realized that it was a dream & woke up. She layed in her bed thinking about how neat that Winter was. She also remembers having that conversation with Midnight. Salty was wondering why she could not stop dreaming about the past. Though she forgot how many years ago that happened she knew it happened. This was not one of those dreams that makes you think it really happened. Salty can never forget some firsts she has had. That brought to mind her first secret friend. Secret friends were the best. You can have a conversation with one & nobody understands what you are saying. Its like having your own secret launguage. Sadly her first sf is not in toontown right now. She was captured by the cogs & never seen again. Ever since she was captured by the cogs Trixie a cat that lives in Amy's estate took over all care of stuff in Amy's estate. Even taking care of the doodles. Because of that Trixie had to quit cog fighting. All the toons that lived there did. Luckly there were not many toons living there. Salty's estate is full.
Salty time to get up! She heard Jenny's voice yelling through the door.
I am up!
Good I hope you don't mind me coming in then.
Go right ahead.
Jenny is a pink bear that joined the very first day bears were allowed in toontown. That was a long time ago. Jenny was very behind other toons her age. Mostly because she liked taking care of the doodles(sometimes)& riding the trolly to get jellybeans. Jenny loved buying stuff thats why she was almost always on the trolly. Jellybeans are toon's currency. Salty never understood why money was cog currency. You have to actually work to earn it & you can't eat it or feed it to your doodles. Jellybeans you play games to earn & they taste good.
So Salty have you heard about the new Christmas clothes? Jenny asked the question looking very excited.
Salty did not understand why she was so excited. Clothes are boring & theres Christmas clothes in the catalog every year. Jenny has been around long enough to know that. Salty decided to ask Jenny why she was excited about the Christmas clothes. Why are you excited about Christmas clothes?
Uh Salty? Don't you know me at all? I thought you knew how much I love it when there are some new clothes in the catalog.
Yeah but the Christmas clothes are not new.
Jenny looked a little confused for a moment then she started to laugh.
Whats so funny?
You thought I meant the shirts!
What? Now Salty was really confused. Salty knows that there are Christmas shirts in the catolog each year. Actually she fell asleep in the one she bought in her first Christmas in toontown.
There are Christmas skirts in the catolog now! Jenny said sounding really excited.
Salty was shocked. They never have new Holliday clothes in a catolog. Its always the same stuff every year. Salty does find clothes boring but she always had some type of clothing from every holiday. Well every holiday that Clarabell sells clothes for. Even though she has a Christmas shirt she had to have a matching skirt. Being as excited as Salty was she jumped out of bed & ran for the mail box to see if there was a new catolog in it. When she opened it she saw her new catalog & opened it. Sadly the new skirts were not in her's.
Peeking over Salty's shoulder at Salty's catalog Jenny said ouch! I'm sorry you did not get the new skirts in your catalog. I know how much you like the holiday clothes.
Salty was sad but had no idea that this was just the begining of a terrible Winter. It was the first day of Winter & Salty knows how close Christmas is. She was sadened to see that she did not get anything exciting in her new catalog.
Well I got to go ride the trolly. Those skirts won't pay for themselves. Jenny left through a hole teleporting her to Donald's Dock.
Salty was reminded by Jenny that the stuff in the catalogs won't pay for themselves. She realized that even if she did get cool stuff in her catalog she would not be able to pay for it. Salty was like a leader to all the toons in her estate. Salty always had the most jellybeans. She always gave a present to everybody but she can't this year. This year she was broke. A long time ago when Bingo Wednsday was brand new Salty was unable to play for a while because she was busy but when she was finally able to play she got addicted to it. She ended up winning at blackout. She won as many jellybeans as she could hold in her bank. With that she bought a new bank & rode the trolly until that bank was filled. She never had to ride the trolly again after that. She had so many jellybeans she could do anything she wanted & buy anything she wanted. Now she was down to 2,000 jellybeans. To most toons that are young thats alot but to Salty thats hardly any. Salty feeds the doodles jellybeans twice a day & has to pay for her gags. Salty can carry I think 80 gags. That costs alot of jellybeans to keep filled up. This year she would have to ride the trolly. How she wondered. Its been so long. There has been new games added to the trolly since then. It takes her a while to get use to new games. She would have to worry about that later. Theres stuff she needs to take care of.
When she walked outside she saw that all the trees & flowers needed to be watered & all the doodles needed to be fed. At that time she wished that the job thing worked out but sadly it did not. Doctor Kippy who was the estate's doodle vet always took care of the doodles. They were always happy. Sadly Doctor Kippy got a job taking care of sick wild doodles somewhere far away. Every once in a while Salty recieves a letter from Kippy keeping Salty updated on whats going on & always a question from kippy on whats been happening in Salty's area.
After taking care of everything Salty decided to head over to Toon Town Central to work on her toontasks. The main toontasks that she was working on were to help 45 toons under 25 laff points defeat cogs. Salty took that toontask twice becasue she knows that it counts on both toontasks when she helps the toon defeat the cogs.
Ok now I know that Salty is the main character but now we are switching over to Midnight's point of veiw of whats going on. Salty is still the main character.
Midnight had just woken up & was craving a cup of hot chocolate so decided to go over to Salty's house to see if she was making any. When Midnight opened the door she saw Salty watering Catooo's Toon Up tree. Midnight thought it would be best to not bug Salty when she was working. For some reason this year Salty has been grumpy. Salty is not usually grumpy. Midnight guessed that she was missing Amy. Amy was Salty's closest friend. Amy being toon knapped by cogs must have been really upsetting to Salty. Amy was Salty's first sf. They did everything together. They even celebrated their first Christmas in toontown together. Midnight remembers her first Christmas in toontown. She even remembers what happened a couple days before the first day of Winter. Her & Salty were talking then Tiny Toon interupted. Tiny Toon was such a cog sometimes. She always wanted us to work. Well not always but when she felt something had to be done she would make sure it gets done. One way or another. Tiny Toon was a very small duck. She was cute & she was little but when she got angry you had to stay out of her way. Midnight always thought that Tiny Toon was the toughest toon in toontonwn. Although Tiny Toon was tough she did have a soft spot. She helped Midnight out alot. Tiny Toon was the second oldest toon in Salty's estate. Of course Salty was the oldest. Thats why the estate is mostly hers.
Hey Midnight want to play with me? Luna asked.
Luna is Midnight's little sister. She did not even notice Luna standing there until Luna said something. Uh not right now but maybe later. Midnight responded.
Alright. Luna said sadly.
Midnight loves Luna but Luna always wants to hang around Midnight. They were a whole year apart in age. Both of them are black cats & black cats can only be born on Halloween. that is also the only day they can join toontown. You have to be at least a year old to join toontown.(not really but I made that up so that the story can make more sense) Midnight wondered if Luna had any friends. Not just friends on her friends list but real friends that actually do stuff with her. Midnight was further in toontown at Luna's age because of the help she got from her friends. Tiny Toon being one of them. Tiny Toon was not on Midnight's friends list but she did not need to be because they lived in the same estate.
Midnight looked at her toontask to see she only needed one more level 12 cog to finish. She thought why not lets head over to cashbot hq & defeat one cog mint knowing that there would be a level 12 at the end. She opened her shticker book to the map & clicked on Donald's Dream Land then pulled out a hole & jumped into it teleporting her there. The only way Midnight can get to cashbot hq is taking the street that leads there from DDL.
Back to Salty
It was long & hard but Salty has helped up to 27 toons in TTC. She joined a battle with a toon that has 19 laff points. She decided to use lure on the cog because she knows how angry little toons get when they can't attack. Lure did not work but the younger toon managed to hit the cog & it blew up.
While doing the victory dance the young toon angerly asked why are you here? You don't belong!
Salty was angered by the question but decided to try & keep her cool. She answered because its my toontask.
The young toon said I know that but why did you choose it?
Because the reward is jellybeans. The one thing keeping Salty's bank from running out of jellybeans is she sometimes chose toontasks that you earn jellybeans from. Sadly Salty wanting to not fall to far behind has not chosen a toontask like this for a long time.
I think thats stupid! Why would you want to do toontasks that gets you jellybeans when you can just ride the trolly?
Salty was not big on riding the trolly. Ever since those mean cogs stole Amy she never wanted to ride the trolly again. The good thing is she did not have to ride the trolly because of all the jellybeans she had. She remembered back when she did not need to ride the trolly but did anyway just to be with her best friend. Salty not wanting to get into that to far just said because I don't like to ride the trolly.
The little toon looked shocked but did not ask anymore questions.
Salty went back to her estate to get some rest but when she got back she saw that rest would be hard to do at this time. There was a cog in her estate! That never happens. She has heard stories about that hapening but has never seen it happen before. Every once in a while a cog will fly over her estate but nothing like this has ever happened!
She hid from the cog knowing that she was to tired to fight him. She decided to find some help but she knows that it would be dangerace to leave her estate & no friends on her friends list were awake right now. She would have to get help from a toon in her estate. The two closest houses to her were Dani's & Catooo's. Dani was to young to take on a cog that level. The cog in her estate was a level 7 Mover & Shaker. She decided to sneak over to Catooo's back window to see if she could help. Salty did not see Catooo through the window. The room she was looking at would be Catooo's bedroom. She would have to sneak over to the side window to see if Catooo was in the main room. She was not. Then looking at the door she saw a note left by Catooo. It read: Left to teach young toons how to play the catching game be back by lunch time. Then salty went over to Midnight's house. Nobody was there. Salty thought it was odd for Midnight to be up at this time. She always sleeps in in the Winter time. The only thing that gets her up earlier than 11:00am is a suddon hot chocolate craving & she allways asks Salty for hot chocolate. She did not this morning. Then Salty thought the cog might be here to steal Midnight! Salty being angry went to see if The Mover & Shaker had Midnight but he did not. Then the cog saw Salty.
I was looking for you he said in that horrible cog voice.
Salty was scared. What would he want with Salty?
Then the cog said The VP told me to give you this.
He handed Salty a note then flew away. The note read: Amy is still alive & being held captive by me. If you want to see her again you have to come & see me for a private meeting. I don't want my cog workers to know that your coming to see me so you will have to wear your cog discuise. I know you have one. Singed The VP.
Salty was excited yet terrified. She was not sure on what to do so she went to Town Hall to see Flippy. She knew that he would know what to do.
After reading the note Flippy said I'm not sure what to do.
But you should! You like run toontown. Well I would not count Mickey as running toontown because all he does is walk around & talk to toons. But other then Mickey you pretty much run toonotwn! How can you say your not sure what to do? Salty was so upset that she could not think clearly. She was depending on Flippy to think for her.
Salty you run things in your estate right? Flippy asked knowing what the answer would be.
Yes I do. I take care of everybody there.
Well I know for a fact that you have been unclear on what to do in your estate these days. I know this because I get toons that live in your estate coming to me asking me the questions they should be asking you. If your not sure what to do all the time then how do you expect me to know what to do?
He does have a point there Salty thought.
I'm going to help you with this Salty. As you know The VP does take a toon from his or her shop from time to time you have been there to help save the toons before. This is an unique case. Amy is a toon that fights cogs like you. She does not run a shop. The way I know that the VP has captured a toon is I get a letter like this one but it does not say that he wants to meet with me in private. I think that he wants something from you. Something that only you have. Now I want to know what you think we should do about ths. Do you think you should go on with the meeting or do what we always do get eight toons ready to fight the vp in the elevator & fight until he falls so we can save Amy?
I'm not sure.
Salty we are not sure what he's going to do to Amy if we are to late. You need to think of something by tonight. Maybe you should get some rest first. You look beat. I sugjest you get your rest in DDL. You'll get enough sleep there so you'll be ready for whatever we are going to do.
Ok Flippy. I'll get some sleep in DDL.
Salty tp's to a toon on the huge pillow after arriving in DDL. She knows thats the best place to get sleep anywhere in toontown. Right before laying down to get some sleep she sees Midnight walking around sad. She hates it when any of her friends are sad. She was close to Midnight too. She was like a tall black versoin of Amy. She acted a little different than Amy & her & Midnight do not share the same memories as her & Amy do but Midnight is still a good friend.
She jumped over to Midnight to see what was going on & Midnight said the cogs in the mint beat her & took all of her gags.
Salty hated it when that happened. It has not happend to her in a long time but it was still not fun. Midnight looked really sad & Salty knew something was bugging her so she asked what it was.
I was already low on jellybeans & now that the cogs took all of my gags I have to buy all of them again! Thats 70 jellybean's worth of gags! Now I won't have enough to buy Bearhug a Christmas present.
Bearhug is one of Midnight's sf's. She has known Bearhug for a long time now. About a year ago is when they met. Salty knows how important it is to Midnight to get him a present. Salty decided to ask Midnight if she would like to ride the trolly with her.
Midnight got very excited. I have not seen you on the trolly in forever!
Before Salty could say anything Midnight was racing to the trolly. Well there goes my nap Salty thought.


