What kind of crap is this? It’s funny, like a spoof of very bad singer trying to sing awful songs. Here is a funny thought “Paris Hilton going on a world tour”. she would want to play big stadiums but couldn’t sell out small dive bars (small dilapidated low quality drinking establishment).

A judge on some goofy talent show?

Paula Abdul, what is she? A judge on some goofy talent /reality show. Oh, is she going to throw her career away by banging the contestants on that talent(less), reality show. No, because she has no career lately. I think it is horrible that she molested the semi-retarded Corey Clark. I hope she is pleased with herself by ruining Mr. Clark's career.

It is appalling for Paula Abdul to defile some contestant on a talent show to revitalize her failing career. She should work off a few of those extra pounds that have found a new home on her butt. After she losses the extra mass then she should shut up and dance (or just shut up). She could do more after school movies like Touched by Evil, That was Paula at her best. She should just go away and take Simon Cowell with her.

Consistent could be the word to describe this album. Every song sounds the same. It's not a bad sound, but it is an entire album of 10 versions of one song. Round and Round is indistinguishable from Wanted Man except for the chorus. This is a great cassette tape to listen to when you're sporting your mullet, driving around Penn Hills in your Camaro.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
BareNaked
Me and Bobby McGee
Now as I might have said before, I like the idea of Jennifer Love Hewitt being bare naked, I think I could intimately enjoy that. But this song written by Kris Kristofferson was, I don’t think, meant to be sung by some one as talent-less as Jennifer. Oh, don’t get me wrong Janis Joplin was nearly as talent-less as Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Bulletboys Smooth up in Ya
More cheesy fun metal but this is not the very best cheesy fun metal. I could only listen to it every so often like every two or three months.. This was the best song from the best album from the Bulletboys. Most people that read this review will have never heard of the Bulletboys, and with good reason, they suck. Regardless, I like this song you might to if you like cheesy fun metal