I have some random stuff to say about my life. It's going to be amazing!

Have you ever tried to door deer? Have you ever mistaken a cow for a bunny? Have you ever had your car stolen, but found out your friends did it? Have you ever done your hair in liberty spikes for a volleyball game? Sounds exciting, doesn't it? Okay, maybe not, but all these moments really happened.

Yeah, one of my guy friends tried to door a deer. Yeah, that's right door a deer. You gotta understand, when you come from a small town, you gotta find stuff to keep you entertained. This includes doing donuts, jumping into an old extinct volcano (no I didn't do this, I'm not that stupid to jump into yucky green thick water. ), and throwing logs off some cliffs. Anyway, he missed it. We were all so dissapointed.

Then my other friend thought a cow was a bunny. How does she mistake a cow for a bunny? Well, first of all, it was dark. Second of all, she only saw the hooves. So what she basically did was say, "Look, a bunny!" and swerved for it. We were scared...but we missed it!

Wow...the rest you're just gonna have to use your imaginations. Imagine my boyfriend's and other guy friend's suprise when they found their truck/car missing...they weren't happy. At all.

I'm takin' a little break from Jack Handey (Non-Serious Quotes for Your Life, see blog below ), because one: I can't find any of the books. But that's because I haven't had much time to actually look for them. And two: ...wait, I guess there is no reason two.

So I'm going to see Harry Potter 5 today, I know it's kind of late since a lot of you have already seen it, but I'm dang excited!

And I've read the 7th book. What did you guys think of it? Honestly, I liked it, but I like the 6th one the best still. But that's just me.

And...I'm excited for school to get back in. I know, some of you probably think I'm crazy, but I'm not! My summer's so boring. But my school gets back in on the...20th I think. And I love hanging out with my friends in school too. I just don't like the work.

Anyway, yeah, I'm gonna go now.

People seem to like these quotes (by Jack Handey), so here are some more!

If you're an ant, and you're walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin.

Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to get back in his car and keep driving.

The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it? Maybe Bob could. He was suddenly on top of the meteor - through some kind of space warp or something. "Go, Bob, go!" yelled one of the generals.

"Give me that!" said the big guy general as he took the microphone away. "Listen Bob," he said. "You've got to steer the meteor away from Earth."

"Yes, but how?" thought Bob. Then he got an idea. Right next to him there was a steering wheel sticking out of the meteor.

Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But the I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on your way out, slam the door.

That's all for now, I have to dig through my brother's closet to find some more. If anyone wants any, just take them, but tell me first please.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of 2 seperate words - "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

To me, it's a good idea to always carry 2 sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey can you give me a hand?" you say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot.

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade, throw one of those little baby pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Those ^ were all by Jack Handey. He's a funny guy. Those are just a few of my favorites.

Guess what? Yellow text is hard to read. Sorry, that was annoying