I've just come back from my Week-end trip to London and all i have to say is "Wow i havenever seen such levels of torture and boredom before" It was really that bad. I had to go on a 4 hour journey to this crappy Family/Charity meeting at 9.00 pm. The meeting took freakin' 8 hours and was the most awful 8 hours of my life. I had to listen to this guyconstantly praising ppl saying "they've done this" and "they're great". This wouldn't be so bad if he hadn't rambled on for over 100 ppl. It was pure torture, i couldn't even fall asleep otherwise everyone would stare at me. I contemplated shooting the guy for putting me throughthis,then shooting myself. Suicide seemed like a pretty good idea at the time an escape from the torture and it gets worse. They kept me there till freaking 5 am. The food they served their was so bad i wouldn't even give it to a rat for fear for it's health. There was this dude who was too touchy- feely for my liking. I felt violated. The highlight of the evening was when i saw the glass scaled cane with snake patterns on it which reminded me of "The magic stick". It was an awful, awful place i wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy. If anyone ever asked me to again i would say "Hell no" and never talk to that person again. Even when i tried to the salvaging the evening by swiping the free beverages it turns out there all gone.T he main problem was that was the sole reason i went to London so i had to go on a 4 hour train journey there and back for nothing. i wasted a total of over 20 hours of my life of which i'll never get back. Never again.

Here it is add me if u want idc www.myspace.com/icemeisterI just made it 2 days ago awesome isn't it. Now lets celebrate free rum cake and cookies. I'm in serious need of a party. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I declare that Hell has finally frozen over and the Devil has gone off to steal ice-cream. I mean it has come to this i never thought would but it has. The ice-cream man has left and the daily screaming of little children for ice-cream is no more. Tis a sad day for ice lovers everywhere. Man now i actually have to go to shops to buy ice cream *shivers*. Well it's not all bad news it's finally stopped raining so my daily adventures into privately owned land can now begin once more. Annoying watchmen and guards is so much fun hopefully they've finally put up some new electric fences and gave gotten more guard dogs...

This is dedicated to the Lord of innuendo's and the "high five"The Todd. This guy as stated by himself "appreciates hot regardless of gender" (which means he's basically bi-sexual)and has aquired quite a repetoire of High fives. Some of my favourites are "Betrayal Five"(throws Turkdown) "Mental five" "Miracle five"(restarts a persons heart) Self five" and "Face five" (which is really just a slap to the face)

Here aresome of his awesome quotes

i tired of ur sexual innuendo's? I bet u want it In-your-endo

Have u checked Mr Omen for hypertension?"
(Carla takes off ring)
"because i got hypertension right here" (points downwards)

Thx for outting me chicks dig gay dudes.

Theres a breast reduction in surgery room 5 and i'm goin there to stop it. High five

Something wonderful has happened (when Elliot and Carla kiss), and then soon afterwards Something horrible has happened (when Turk tells them not to do it again)

What the hell are u? I'm the Todd.

Check out this video showing most of the inuendo's and high fives. it's awesome.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw_PMlyliek

This is my new favourite saying for the week.

So I dedicate this Blog to the one and only Mr T who gave us the awesome saying I pity the fool and was part of the glorious The A Team. Funnily enough he also gave us a song about how to treat our mothers. Anyway i pity u fools for not respecting Mr T i do i do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMjmyv1rNJ8