On second thought, I think I'll stick with my basic ringtone.
Me: I'm going to change my ringtone to Axel Foley's theme song.
Es: Who?
Me: Axel Foley. You know, Eddie Murphy from Beverly Hills Cop.
Es: I don't think I ever saw it.
Me: You can find the midi online. Search for A-X-E-L and "Foley," like the Republican.
