Crap, I landed on the Prophet.

Salutations. I was finally inspired to start writing here by an idea I had while trying to fall asleep last night. Since there seems to be a problem with originality these days, I thought I'd do something to help. Seems to me that about 80% of the games on the Nintendo Wii are collections of minigames, and at least that percentage of Xbox 360 games are mindless action games. Maybe if we started making minigame collections on the 360, action games (read: GOOD action games) will start showing up on the Wii. Viva Pinata: Party Animals is a step in the right direction, but we need to take it further.

So that's how I came up with Halo Party: Fun Evolved.

I'll be honest with you, the ideas I have for Halo Party are direct comparisons to Mario Party. This is because people already understand how to play Mario Party and I didn't want to make my first entry an instruction manual for a game that doesn't exist.

So you start by having everyone choose their character, and then a map to duke it out on. Characters include:

The game boards would of course be based on locations from the games in the series proper, such as

Gameplay would handle more or less like in Mario Party, with players rolling dice to determine how far they go in a given turn, and interact with the boards in various ways: Landing on a ? space in the Pillar of Autumn could set off an explosion near you that makes you drop all your items, while hitting one in the Library would open a door, and then either let you take a shortcut across the map, or unleash a torrent of Flood and chase you even further back than you already were. Bowser spaces, which always make something bad happen, would become Prophet of Truth spaces, since that guy would sell his own mother to get ahead. Meanwhile, Donkey Kong spaces, where something good happens to you no matter who you are, would become Gravemind spaces, since that creepy plant thing isn't allied with anyone in particular.

Instead of collecting golden coins, players are vying for ammunition. So instead of paying an NPC x number of coins to let you use an elevator, you use x number of bullets to kill them and get them out of the way. (slain NPCs are magically revived between turns) Items would range from Ammo caches, which are self-explanitory, 343 Guilty Spark, who will teleport your enemies' precious goods away from them, (though he can be distracted if they have an Index) Cloaking Devices, which makes nothing happen to you one way or the other, no matter where you land, and many many more.

Now, so far Halo Party has been a shameless conversion of Mario Party, but the Minigames would be very, very different from the style you see in the Nintendo series. They'd tend to lean more away from the cheery, family-friendly atmosphere of Mario Party, and more towards the gritty, blood-soaked atmosphere of Halo: Combat Evolved. I see most of them taking place in a first person perspective. For example:


And so on. That's all I've come up with so far, but the idea of a Halo Party game is so amusing to me, I'll probably revisit it. Hell, I haven't even figured out what they'd use for stars.

I'll be back eventually. Til then, be happy.

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