Okay, sorry, mods, but this is taking it a biiiit too far.  I was bored in a thread, so I posted "OFFTOPICPOST LOLOLOXDlkjhkdshgtio" and the message got replaced with the usual [This message was deleted at the request of a board moderator or administrator]. 

Okay, I understand that going off topic can be spamtastic, but, come on, aren't we allowed to have a liiitle bit of (h) fun every once and a while? o_O

Yeah, ya'hall wanna know what kippeh's been doing today.  Well, at about three o'clock, the famous kippeh was invited over to a friend's house to play Sexbox, I mean, errrr, XBOX LIVE LOLXDXX Yeah, (h) so, for those who don't know, you can use a snazzy microphone to communicate with other folks.  So we began by playing Fifa World Cup soccer, where you can talk to folks one on one.  And we were all "LOLZ DO YOU EAT SQUIRRELS?" (H?) And he was totally serious about it, and he's all, "What are you a nOOb or something?" He was pissed. D:  So we played the "She's the Man" soundboard from ebaum's world (check out the sound boards there, they're hawt.)

HAHaXDSPAMZIOD

Kay.  Sooo, then we (h) played a little game I like to call battlefield 2, because that's what its called, fool. (hhhhH) Its a first person shootar.

And that game rawks me sawks.  We mostly played the game, but there were those moments where we'd walk up to another guy and be all "Hey sexy." LOL, Oh yeah, and we downloaded Mexican music to my friends computer, cranked up the volume, set the mic so that everyone could hear, and played it. XDDD Hokay, thassall for today folks, but tune in next tomorrow for another super sexy Kippeh blog! D: PSEX: There's a foster's ep airing tonight? WTF somebody should've told me. D: YES. SANTA. I'M TALKING TO YOU. >_>

Kippeh, over and out, sexy.

I know this is going to sound bizarre, especially directly after that serious, down to earth blog, but I have a quirky, random blog for ya'hall before I hit the hey. That's how I am, sue me. So, straight into it, I think we should start an (h) cult, and our common goal will be to discover the meaning of (h)! Discuss this once in a lifetime oportunity HEAR!

Wow, five blogs today, ack, gimmie a break, I was suspended. xP

And to everyone who commented in that lost blog, thank you, it seriously does mean a lot to me. =)

Now, onward to all this (h), buisiness.

This happened a looooong time, as in two years, ago, but lately for some reason its been pestering me, so I thought I'd bring it here.  Anyway, my relative died at the age of 81, and I was so distantly related to him

Yeah, so this isn't an LOLZ LOOK AT THIS TIS FUNNEH blog, this is a serious blog, but for a reason different than what you all think it is.  I'll be darned if I convince myself that you guys come here expecting to drop a sympathy comment by.  Well, at the risk of sounding rude, I don't want that, I don't need it now, what I need, more than ever, is your opinion.

Anyway, this man that died, I had never met him, hell, I didn't even know he existed until my mom told me he died and we were going to his funural.  And here's where we meet the little snag; I didn't feel any kind of emotion towards his death.  Am I heartless? Then again, how can I feel sorry for someone I've never met, or even known until now?  I might as well go to some random stranger's funeral, if that floats my boat.  Sure its damn sad, seeing his face all lifeless and all, but it wasn't enough to shed tears over. Everyone around me was crying their eyes out, my mom, my grandma, more people I'd never met...

So anyway, there's a little story for ya, I guess. o_O Now here's where I'd like your opinion. I feel pretty guilty about not feeling sad about this guys death, he was related to me, after all.  Am I wrong for feeling that way about this? I can't change the way I feel, obviously, but I want your opinions.

So yeah, drop a comment if you think have something worthwhile to say. And another thing< PLEASE DONT COMMENT IF YOU ONLY READ THE TITLE; this is a long blog by my standards, I know, but you really need to read the entire thing if you want to comment. Thank you.

Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! PLEASE (okay, I'm just humoring myself now, none of you can or will help me but whatever, I'm a sap for dramatic entrances, and what better way to enter than with distracting, nOObish chatspeak *gets eaten by gif banner in breezy's blog.*)

Okay, so.

I just realized that today is July 31, the last day of July. (shut up, I'm slow) School starts in two weeks, and I still have two summer reading books to read.  I could check sparknotes, but we've gotta take a test on it.  Now ya'hall are probably thinking "its just a measly test " BUT THIS TEST IS EBILLLL! It counts for fifteen percent of our first quarter grade! >_>  And I don't really think placing something that important into the hands of an internet site.  *sigh*

*melts, spontaniously combusts, and asplodes at the same time*

Okay, now I know everybody who read that last blog is going to fill it up with the comment "WTF you got suspended? How?" Well, I'm not really in the mood to tell you what I did, so lets just say that I broke lotsa tv.com TOS rules and leave it at that, okay?

Thanks, that is all.

Guys.

I got suspended from tv.com for 3 days! *le gasp* FLOUT AUTHORITY N'STUFFLOLZ.  What the feck, is "flout" even a word? o_O

Anyway, I managed to catch the Foster's ep that aired tonight, and lemme tell ya, I thought it was pretty good.  Feh, breezy, even I thought Mac was a total badass in that ninja camo stuff, and, guess what, HE WAS A BADASSLOLOLOLDhdsl.  Yeah, but once again, the show creators thought it'd be funny to make Mac the letdown guy. (they seem to enjoy doing that, FGTE anyone?)

Seriously, they probably sit in their little studio and say "LOLZ OKAY GUYS HOW CAN WE LOWER FAN SUPPORT IN MAC, next?" D:

But yeah, the ep had its moments; particularly Mac's rampage through the house.  Oh, and I caught LOTF after that, and its a good thing, too! I forgot how big of a dumbfaq pansy Eduardo was.

Kippixel out, y0

Kippeh says: I see the light... D:
heylin_dragon says: stay away from the light!
modelover85 says: Yeah. But if herrahfan is going to the light by all means let her go :p
Zack_Rules says: You mean it.
Kippeh says: *uses a spam magnet to drag HF into the light*
heylin_dragon says: LIGHT!!
Kippeh says: *turns the light off*
H_D says: no light!!!!!
Kippeh says: *turns it back on* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....! *dies*

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Okay, so, just to clear things up, herrerafan is a spammer over there that annoys everybody, and she made a new thread, where somebody was trying to shoot her but accidentally shot me (sounds stupid I know D: ) So yeah, this was a conversation in a different thread.  I thought it was funny. xP Feh, I'm bored, sue me. o_O

Guess what? Now my flucking mouse isn't working; the little roller ball thing inside WON'T ROLL LOLZ. It seems like my computer is suffferering a series of unfortunate events like that book based on that one dude. >___>

Seriously, first I couldn't connect, then Norton Security Center abandoned me, seriously, the flucking things all "We're sorry, you must renew your subscription with us, as your time has expired, please be infected by spyware now. Kaythanxbaibunneh."

And now the damn mouse isn't working.

Why must the computer gods hate me? I've always appealed to them, buying their porn, and meeting strangers online so I could GETRAPPEDED. LOLZ AND NOW THEY SAY "Sorry Kip, we want to watch you squirm like the worm/human you really are...  U BOW TO DIS1 *and they infect my computer* >_>

heeeeeeelp me (note: this is not a cry for help in actuality, so please don't say KIP LOLZ LET ME HELP YOU I KNOW WHAT TO DO LOLOLOLNHKLyhjgk thysopre; ) I know what to do, its just that this is my parents computer and my mom doesn't want me to download any antispyware software until my dad can look at it; but he's never home. *watches computer get eaten by spyware monkeys with the evil computer gods laughing in the background as santa eats a bagel to put on more weight*

Since you are all still online *COUGH*  you must come to this blog to talk with kip, and other people who are hawt and sexy.  Come on, ya know you want to. We shall stay up all night, talking about santa.

omgwtfbbq.

BAD A55 TEST...put an "X" next to the things you have done and add up all your answers to see how BAD A55 you are!!

[ ] smoked - not weed
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] made out with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] made out with someone of the same sex
[x] had someone in your room of the opposite sex
[ ] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[ ] done drugs
TOTAL: 4

[x] taken pain killers
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[x] stood up at the top while riding a ferris wheel (LOL hell yeah)
[x] done something illegal
[x] cut yourself
[x] hurt someone, mentally or pysicaly
[x] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL: 8

[x] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[ ] recieved a ticket
[ ] been in a wreck
[ ] been to a club
[x] been to a bar (just visited o_O)
TOTAL: 3

[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] seen the Mardi Gras
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything(lol you!!!)
[ ] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[ ] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] own a 50 cent cd
TOTAL: 2

[ ] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed prep
[ ] dressed punk
[?] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[ ] had a crush on your neighbor
[ ] had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 1 1/2 LOL?

[ ] snuck into some else's room
[ ] had a crush on someone of the same sex
[ ] dry humped someone/something
[ ] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in your car
[x] broke a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
TOTAL:3

[ ] consider ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R rated movie in theaters
[ ] snuck into an R rated movie at the theaters
[x] skipped school
[ ] attempted an eating disorder
[x] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[x] walked out of a resteraunt without paying (we'd leave my dad lolz)
[x] caught something on fire (try it guys its fun, just don't let it spread D: )
[x] lied about your age TOTAL: 6

[x] owned an apartment (lived in one)
[ ] cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] cheated with someone-on accident
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[ ] been sexually harrassed
[x] been verbally harrassed
TOTAL: tre

[ ] met face to face with someone you met online
[ ] stayed online for 12 hours straight
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight (holy crap)
[ ] watched tv for 12 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[x] cursed (x100000000000)
[x] prank called someone
[ ] laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 5

[x] cheated on homework
[ ] held hands with someone of the opposite sex
[x] been pushed into a pool
[x] played pool
[ ] watched 5 hours of mtv straight
[ ]had a crush on someone 10 years older than you
[ ]had a crush on someone younger than you
[ ]wear eyeliner
[ ]skinny dipped
[x]laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
TOTAL:4

score=391/2 %

10-20= goodie good
21-30= a little rebelious
31-40= getting hot baby
41-50= rebel
51-60= bad girl/boy
61-66= b**ch
67-71= cant believe you made it this far
72-80= damn
81-100 = f***ing bad

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BTW DEWDERZ, I had about 3 cans of soda just now, so expect a crack/sugar-induced blog later! =D

BY SPYWARE. OMG.

"Windows has detected a spyware infection on your computer!"  said the dreaded text box. Yup, do ya'll remember what I said in my last blog, about how my internet connection was a screwed up?  Well, I guess it was because of spyware.

Spyware is eeeeeevil. IT MUST DIE. (((9

My internet connection is bullsheeting me right now.  Its going really slow and is just all around acting like a retard.  Could it be a virus or something, or is it just crap.  I know nothing about internet service providers, but we have DSL.  Is that any good?  Its been slowing down a lot lately, which is strange because it was working fine for years.  Maybe its gettin' old LOLZ.

And to top it off, my computer's faqing speakers aren't working either. Feh, damn you santa.

Anyway, I finished reading another one of my gawdamm summer reading books (this makes 2 out of 4 =O) and I actually thought it was pretty good, unlike the first one.  It's like a children's version of the Da Vinci Code.  Speaking of the Da Vinci Code, you should get it if you are at all interested in religion; its fascinating.  Anyway, the book I read is called the Alchemist, and it basically comes up with a theory on how God and the world are connected.  It's pretty cool, you should check it out.

[NOTE: this is the first time I've EVER recommended a summer reading book of all things to somebody, so automatically the book has that going for it.]

Hmm, that's 'bout it, so I'll end this blog on a dramatic note......

*ASPLODES LOLLL* 

Guys. It's just around the corner. In March. Start making the necessary preparations NOW, or else you will get plauged by mushrooms and other fungus-y stuff, like fungus.  Watch out, fungus is dangerous stuff, man.

EDIT 1: Sguy said that FAM is in June. Guess we'll effing have to effing wait till effing next year. ;_;

Biology

English 2 Honors

Algebra 2 Honors

Sophomore Religion

Italian 2

Drivers Education ^_________^

ZOMG TIS SO EXCITING. Kay not really, but I want 100 blog posts dammit, even if it means posting boring, uninteresting, unnessecary blogs.  Blah, sue be, kay?

ROCKS.

 I can go on to unauthorized websites and my parents will be none the wiser. ^_^ And just so we're clear, I'm not talking about porno sites, eww. >_> I'm talking about the sites that host violent flash cartoons that my parents despise for some reason. D:

Seriously, I'm hardly allowed to do anything on the internet, my parents are so overprotective. I know they just want me to stay safe, but in all honesty it wouldn't KILL them to lighten up a tad.... It's actually kinda funny when you think about it, though.  They let me talk to strangers here and potentially GETUBERRAPEDLOLZ. But now that I think about, it, they don't really like me being on this site too much either.

So yeah, I dunno why I'm blogging about this, just bored I guess.

Howdy guys, I've got one last blog for y'hall before I get off, and its about my sexy life... kay not really, its just about a conversation my mom and I had at dinner. (whoo exciting)  Hey, if you've got the patience to read the rest, then you may be in for a laugh, or a giggle, or a "Kippeh is a retarded loser" feeling.  Hopefully it isn't that last one, heh.

So yeah, straight into it, I want to get this over with, which is kinda hypocritical since I didn't have to blog about it in the first place.  Agh, sue me, for god's sake. Anyway, we were talking about soccer, an awesome sport, believe you me, it's like my favorite sport in the world, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT SO I'LL STOP RAMBLING NOW. *rabid snarl*

Yeah, and so sister said that she wanted to play softball instead of soccer next year (WTF are you on crack woman? xP j/k I know my sister isn't on crack.  I might be, I can't remember. =D)  And my brother yells out "Oh, they use really big balls in softball!" ROTFL here comes the punchline: *punches you*

And I said: "Yeah, softball players like big balls."

o___O  Well, there ya go, that's pretty much it. Either you found it "lol" hilarious, or "faq you, Kip" insulting, but either way, you still gotta love me. ^_^ Please love me... I'll give you a Christmas present.  It'll be a nice, big, imaginary cookie or something...

That's all folks, I'm outta hear. (intentionally mispelled, so effing shut up)