I just saw the photos of the 'Oreo Pizza' and I thought, '' how and why would someone make this abomination'', I actually seriously contemplated writing a firm and stern letter to 'Domino's..... but then I could distracted..... so I didn't. Oreos on, like, some sort of pastry or chocolate base would've been bordering on sane but then they went and smothered it in cream and put it on a dough base so now, I think the creator of the Oreo Pizza is sitting in a padded room in a straight jacket, singing himself to sleep and not a sharp corner in sight in case the doctors think he'll poke out his eye. Oreo Pizza are the Stalin of the food world they're pure evil, they symbolize everything that is wrong with humanity. Don't believe me? Take a look for yourself:

How could someone enjoy that??????

Congragulations Domino's, I've lost all faith in humanity.....