So, i come back to check comments on the blog i did earlier which was mainly about PETA, only to discover that it's gone. I have to assume PETA hired ninja's to hack my account and delete my defaming remarks or the slightly more likely option, the tv.com mods saw fit to delete it... without notice too! For what reason, i dunno cus like i said, i received no TOS, no warning, the damn blog is just gone. Funny thing is that I'm pretty sure i have written blogs a lot more depraved than that one. *Sigh* I was already contemplating leaving this shythole and now that my opinions are being stifled... I'm out. Love ya all...

Lat... Buh Bye!

Ask me 3 questions and no matter how absurd, random, intrusive or silly they are, i'll answer them honestly.

Later

(I whip you, and you like it)

Mah Randomness: Californication has been good so far, the addition of Kathleen Turner is to my liking, didn't know she was so funny. Her character is probably a little vulgar for some though, I was gonna title this blog... "You ate this pvssy like your mama made it" but I think that would have been pushing it with the mod's quote allowance.

Mah Vid OTD:

Best infomercial evahhhhhhhhh! - vid

Mah Ques?ion OTD:

I want to do a tv-centric blog but i get the feeling its never gonna happen so i'll just ramble a bit. There arent very many standoouts among the new shows but i do really like Modern Family, i thinks its hilarious. I dropped Dollhouse from my schedule and Hank and The Middle are god awful so both of those got dropped quickly. Loving Californication so far, already mentioned that i like Kathleen's character and Sons of Anarchy is so chaotic its ridiculous, its probably the most anticipated show week to week for me. Supernatural has also been great and believe it or not Vampire Diaries is growing on me, never been this excited about VD before . Umm, Flash Foward is good but moving kinda slow, i'll stick with it, for now. V premieres tomorrow, hopefully its as good as it looks. Heroes is and will forever be a favorite of mine; love Sylar, wish they'd show more of Peter and sadly less of Claire. Friggin baseball playoffs have haulted House, Bones and Fringe but they all return this/next week so thats good. Anyhoo, question is...

What tv show (new or old) are you enjoying the most so far?

Tv.com:

Not that I'm sitting around counting pageviews but I noticed mine have been at 74693 for almost three years. Has anyone noticed theirs going up, is it just me or yet another kink in the system? Its no big deal but I'd kinda like to know the real number. My forum posts are updating but not the pageviews, what's the deal?! And i just realized my logo is out of date . Another annoying little change in the site is that you can no longer see if there are new comments added to a blog entry from your main page, you have to actually go into the blog to check. Ya never really know how much you appreciate little things like that until you can no lopnger do them.

Stacey Dash . . .

Mah Take: I don't agree with the quote in that pic at all cus I loves the jeans in which the thong shows . Wouldn't have thunk it but she's old enough to be my mother! who cares though, she is still a hot one. I looked up her credits as I do with everyone I feature and they are waaaaay longer than I would have imagined. Not a huge fan of hers as an actress, the only thing I really remember her from is Clueless. Yes, I watched Clueless, the movie and some of the tv show, theres no shame in my game .

Hottie OTD:

Alex O'loughlin . . .

Mah Take: I didn't watch The Shield long enough to appreciate his role on that show but I loved him on the under appreciated and canceled too soon show, Moonlight. I'm not an expert or anything, but I didn't think he was a good looking dude until I started watching Three Rivers, maybe it was the hair *shrug*. Anyhoo, I like that show and his character, I hear its not doing well ratings wise so I'm not getting attached, looks like he cant catch a break.

WTF?!: From, Countdown with Keith Olbermann ~ A Utah man has been involuntarily placed in the care of a pyschiatriac hospital for attempted suicide and self mutilation. The man was first denied divorce from his wife of three years on two separate occasions due to "grounds of request being insufficient". When the divorce requests didn't work he later tried overdosing by ingesting a bottle of Aspirin. When that didn't work, two weeks after being released from the hospital the man threw himself out the second story window of his apartment building. He again survived and while in the hospital the man suffered minor burns when he poured hot water onto his chest, stomach and genitals. Ok, SUICIDE and MENTAL ILLNESS ARE NOT FUNNY! But how big of a ball busting bytch was this woman that he tried to off himself multiple times when he couldn't divorce her and when that didn't work he resorted to burning his man bits. And shame on you, Utah! You'd think after he tried to fly outta the window whoever is in charge of seeing to divorce matters would take a close look at this women. The guy would rather lose his junk than be married to this lady, that's messed up. Wacky Mormons! (I have no proof they were Mormons and I guess if they were one of his other wives would step in and help him, at least that's how they roll on HBO.) *shrug*.

Mah Music Spotlight:

Owl City - Ocean Eyes {2008} . . .

Mah Take: This is another one of those albums were its not mandatory but its highly recommended that you listen to the songs in their proper order because there is a story being told from song to song; its small things like that which make an solid album stand out for me. The tracks are cohesive too, there isn't much deviation in tone; I guess that can be a knock on the album, but not for me. If you like Death Cab for Cutie, you'll probably like this album/band, though Owl City is a little more "pop".

Recommended: (Hello Seattle), (Vanilla Twilight), (On the Wing) & (Fireflies)

Mah Life: aka "The one with sleepovers"...

Like an hour ago a guy walked up to the checkout line and sneezed right into his hand then proceeded to pull money from his wallet without thinking twice about wiping the boogies off his hand first. Stuff like that is just one of the many reasons I don't like working the register, i'd much rather do stock *sigh*. Anyhoo, I conveniently passed my register duty on to a coworker before the snot monster got to the front of the line... better he get sick than me. *Is going to hell* . Things are going smoothly with Melanie (the possible new gf); we've slept at each others places but sleeping at hers was a little weird for two reasons. The reasons are her roommates. They are both cool enough, but nosey as all hell. Jen, who btw is shorter than Melanie (like 5 foot nothin) grilled the crap outta me the first time, didn't mind it cus im not shy, but a couple of times I wanted to stop her and say "HEY LOON, IM NOT DATING YOU!". Nothing much else is going on; the Supernatural convention is in two weeks *Happy dance*. There are several people from the deviantART community and random others I know who say they are gonna go so hopefully we'll meet up and enjoy each others fandom. Is anyone from this site going to be there?

Picture OTD:

I swtiched the little symbols next to the HOTD's, so they are now accurate. I had the male icon next to the female HOTD and vice-versa because they were supposed to be "for" that sex to look at. I finally changed it cus some dudes, like dudes and some women, like women and it could have come off like i was boxing people in or neglecting to realize same sex coupling. Ogle whichever ya like .

Later
(I squish you!)

Randomness: Its that time of year, ya know, where Disney princesses, teachers, nuns, nurses, anime characters and schoolgirls all get turned into whore-ish bizzaro world clones of themselves for the sake of Haloween costumes. It's deplorable and i thank God for it every year . Basketball starts tonight and i'm pumped. Lets go Lakeshow! .

Created By Me: Mah drawings...

1. Muse - pic
2. Fairy - pic
3. Elana - pic
4. Bria - pic

Mah Music Spotlight:

Mah Take: This is one of the bands i found out about at Lolapalooza earlier this year. Simply put, this is the best album that i have heard this year and its not even close. It's only the 4th hardcopy CD I've bought this year and deservedly so cus there isnt a bad track, the lyrics in every song are clever and i love the 50's sty.le dance pop sound. Even if its not your kinda music, i dare anyone to listen to any of the songs below and not tap your feet.The only bad thing is that the songs arent longer.

Recommended: (Mansard Roof ), (A-Punk), (M79) and (Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa)

WTF?!: Parents in a Pennsylvania community are petitioning to have trick-or-treating banned on Halloween night. Why you ask? Because there are not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6... BUT 7...count 'em 7 registered sex offenders in said neighborhood. First off, why in the hell are so many pedo's in one area? Shouldn't they be protesting to get the molesters out of the area?! Call me crazy but rapists shouldn't outnumber minorities at your local block party. Btw, this is just one case, there are 3 separate communities in PA that are doing the same, for other reasons (mainly health concerns). I don't have children so I cant possibly know how paranoid it makes you but if yur that worried, why not just accompany yur little crumb snatcher and skip the deviant houses instead of banning it? But I guess I can see where their concerns come from, Halloween is the one time a year where its completely legal and acceptable for creepy old dudes to offer children candy while disguising their appearance *shudders*.

Ques?ion OTD:

Halloween is this week and i have no plans whatsoever. No parties as of yet, no tricks, no treats, nothin! This'll be the second year that wont dress up, I've done so every year since grade school but i think i'm finally over it. Anyhoo, question is...

Are you going to dress up for Halloween? if so, what's your costume?

Picture OTD (Halloween edition):

lol, the guy in the last picture has a rape-face. No eye candy in this one, sorry . There will be hotties in the next one and I plan on blogging more. Kinda missed it, but not a bunch. I do wanna get a tv blog done, maybe next week, i dunno, trying to take my drawing seriously *shrug*.

Later
(they arent humpin this time)

I heard that question on the radio yesterday morning. Didnt catch the whole story and i is far too lazy to look it up now but some teacher in high school (i think) asked her students to write an essay about it... something like that. What the hell does that even mean? literally urinate in his mouth? Uh, contrary to what my internet browser history may say, im not into that, so no.

This was just a BS blog to see if i could actually blog. I tried a couple times last week and it wasnt happening for whatever reason... not even on gamespot so i took a little break and im enjoying it . Ive been pretty busy with work anyway and im trying to concentrate on improving my art skills so eh.

Damn, how half-assed was this?! . I'll be back next week, please try and contain yurselves in the absence of my awesomeness until then, lol.

Later .

Mah Randomness: Football (what we Americans and Canadians call football) starts tomorrow and so does Supernatural. Im definitely more excited about the latter and i'll probably see the movie 9 this weekend cus no one really wants to go to the midnight showing when we have to work the next day. Happy 9/9/9, it has no significance but its cool to say.

Mah Ques?ion OTD:

So its about that time for the new tv season which means last season shows are coming out on dvd. My collection is sooooo spotty and incomplete its ridiculous and it'll only get more so. Of all the ones im interested in owning the only one I bought already is Supernatural season 4 . Anyhoo, question is...

What is the one box set you have to own from the last tv season?

Everyone seems to be doing it and im a follower so here it is...

Mah Fall Tv Schedule:

Monday -

7pm: How I Met Your Mother, Accidentally on Purpose, House and Heroes
8pm: Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, Lie to Me and Trauma
9pm: Real World/Road Rules: The Ruins

Time Management: Damn! I both love and hate Monday. Heroes gets re-aired on G4 Tuesdays so I can watch that live and House gets watched live on Monday. Lie to Me gets watched live and everything else gets recorded. Not sure how long Accidentally on Purpose will last but I'll watch cus I like Jenna and its basically the same premise of Knocked Up, a movie I love. I really wish i liked Castle cus my Mondays are wide open in that timeslot.

Tuesday -

7pm: NCIS and V
8pm: NCIS: Los Angeles
9pm: Sons of Anarchy and The Forgotten

Time Management: I am STILL 2 seasons behind on NCIS so that'll get recorded until I get caught up... I still have all last season on my dvr . the other NCIS gets recorded too and SOA gets the live watch while The Forgotten gets recorded. V looks spectacular, not jaded about it cus im not at all familiar with the original series.

Wednesday -

7pm: Hank, The Middle and The New Adventures of Old Christine
8pm: Modern Family and Criminal Minds
9pm: Top Chef, The Ultimate Fighter, South Park and Eastwick

Time Management: I'll record all the shows in the 7o'clock timeslot and watch Heroes live broadcast on G4. Criminal Minds gets watched live and everything else gets recorded. The 9o'clock shows kinda work out in my favor cus they all get multiple airings throughout the week so i can watch Eastwick live for however long that hold my interest. Hopefully it Charmed minus the last two seasons but im getting a Desperate Housewives kinda vibe and that aint good.

Thursday -

7pm: FlashForward, Survivor: Samoa, Bones, Vampire Diaries
8pm: Fringe, Communityand Supernatural
9pm: Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Mentalist

Time Management: I don't have to record Survivor cus its free On Demand the next day so Bones gets watched live and Flash Forward and VD (*giggles @ VD*) both get recorded. Tough choice at 8 but I must watch Supernatural cus its my most anticipated show of the new season and Community/Fringe will get recorded. Really looking forward to season 2 of Fringe and Joel McHale owns so hopefully Community is good.The Mentalist gets recorded cus I gotta watch Always Sunny live.

Friday -

7pm: Smallville
8pm: Stargate Universe, Dollhouse and Southland
9pm: Sanctuary and White Collar

Time Management: The only thing good about Smallville getting bumped out of the spot it held for 8 years is that there is no longer in competition for it, at least for me. After Monk goes on its hiatus I'll watch Southland live and Dollhouse and SGU get recorded. Really looking forward to season 2 of Sanctuary and White Collar seems right up my alley. Please, no "up my alley" jokes, yur better than that, dont stoop to my level.

Saturday -

8pm: Robin Hood

Time Management: Saturday tv is in such a sad state which is good I suppose cus im hardly ever in the house on that day. I'll record Robin Hood tho and watch it on Sunday between football games.

Sunday -

7pm: Football
8pm: Dexter, Family Guy, Bored to Death and Three Rivers
9pm: Californication and Entourage

Time Management: I'll watch Dexter live since there are no commercials and it's the only thing in that timeslot guaranteed to be worth watching. Not sure Three Rivers will last but I'll give it a shot only cus Alex O'Loughlin (formally of Moonlight) and Katherine Moennig (formally of L Word) are going to be in it. Between Entourage and Californication I'm not sure which I'll watch live and which I'll watch in the multiples timeslots they get later the same night. Bored to Death seems pretty good but noir types are hit or miss with me.

*I'll probably do another one of these that'll include the mid season replacements when they are about to happen. If Im bored enough I'll probably watch whatever train wreck of a reality show VH1 is airing. I only watch cus I know that an uncontrollable strain of VD is gonna break out on one of these shows and there will be incurable itchy crotches everywhere... and really, if I missed that happen I'll never forgive myself.

Later

Mah Randomness: Yesterday this guy who didn't look real came into the store. He didn't do anything; he just didn't look like a real person, lol. I wanted so bad to take a picture with my phone but I couldn't figure out how to play it off like I was taking a shot of his abstract looking face. God I hope my seat in Hell is comfortable.

Mah Ques?ion OTD:

I realized that if I count this weekend when I will see Gamer, I will have seen 33 movies in theatres this year. Last year my total for the entire year was 29, I've already exceeded that and we're only at the front end of September. I'd have to say my favorite so far has been District 9, closely followed by Inglorious Basterds and Star Trek and a few others. Anyhoo, question is...

How many movies have you seen in theatres this year? What was your favorite?

There are women I'd like to kidnap and keep all to myself, not to do anything creepy or perverted with, just take out to look at cus they're so darn adorable... They are, Mah favorite celebs 5'5" and under: (NOT) IN ORDER OF ATTRACTIVENESS! Height's according to IMDB so if theyre wrong, dont blame me. I kinda hate this list btw cus there are so many people i had to leave off including Kristin Chenoweth and Eva Longoria, not to mention all the singers. Eh, onward -

10: Allison Mack . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'5") I didnt start thinking of Allison as attractive until i dunno, maybe season 5 or6 of Smallville. Whenever they got rid of Lana as a regular and pushed Chloe up to center stage, but right before she got kicked back down and replace with Lois as the female eye candy. I think i couldve used Kristin on this list but i dont really like her.

9: Shawn Johnson . . .

Mah Reasoning: (4'9") Not quite cute enough to get me to watch an entire episode of Dancing with the stars but i did watch her segments on Youtube. Made sure not to be creepy about it tho cus she is still 17. But ya better believe creepiness will ensue in exactly 137 days, 3 hours and 22 minutes. And no, i didnt count out the days, its my super power... the ability to know the exact time a girl tuns 18... if i concentrate i can get it down to millisecond; unbelievable, right?! .

8: Brea Grant . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'2") Just finished talking about how adorable i found her to be on Heroes. Still havent seen H2 so i dont know how big a role she had and i still dont know much about her but whatev, she's cute. She could be my nemesis any day.

7: Hayley Williams . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'2") The dynamic and ever so lovely lead singer of the rock group Paramore. I cant get enough of her voice and her personality. She is easily one of the funniest people in music as seen in various interviews.

6: Sarah Carter . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'4") There was a stretch of about 3 months where i was completely obsessed with her; it was during the time she portrayed Alicia on Smallville... i never hated Tom Welling more during that time. I liked her in Shark as well, but she was moslty buttoned up in that series. God,i still pray she teleports into my bedroom *drool*.

5: Mila Kunis . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'3") She is such a beautiful girl, why arent there more studio pictures of her? I hate using red carpet photos, lighting is always crap and the angle isusually bad. Eh, Mila... she is a lot funier than i think she gets credit for being and i could stare into her eyes forever.

4: Alyson Hannigan . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'4") I've been in lust with her since BTVS and she is one of the only bubbly people who dont annoy the crap outta me. Still not sure if i like her better as a brunette or red head, though im partial to red heads in general. Eh, like theres a bad choice.

3: Giada De Laurentis . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'2") Other than maybe Padma Lakshmi, has there even been a sexier waman to pick up a knife? Rhetorical . I go out of my to watch shows i'd typically never watch if she makes an appearance. Something about her handling a cucumber gets me all excited.

2: Kristen Bell . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'1") She is just too cute, who doesnt love her?! Veronica Mars is one of the very few shows i have in completion on dvd. Sadly she was killed off on Heroes, Damn you, Sylar... RIP Elle. I wish terribly that i liked Gossip Girl, if only to be able to watch her. Btw, i think this is the 4th time ive used that picture, i love it .

1: Hayden Panettiere . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'1") I LOVE me some Hayden. Some much even that i sat through the entire crappy ass movie, Bring it On: All or Nothing. Hayden in a tank top and short skirt... *nose bleed*. Still havent seen I Love You, Beth Cooper, it looks awful but i will watch it one of these days.

There are a few guys in Hollywood who I'd like to be buddies with. Ya know,in the manly sorta way. They are, Mah Top 10 Man Crushes:

10: Alexander Skarsgard . . .

Mah Reasoning: I dunno if its him i wanna be friends with or Eric Northman. I dont know much about him so its probably the character, either way he is pretty damn cool.

9: Shaun White . . .

Mah Reasoning: Despite have absolutely no skill or knowhow on a board of any kind, i admire that dude so much cus he's the best and he hates losing. I forgot the name of the documentary i watched with him in it but after i saw it i knew he would have to be a fun guy to be around.

8: LeBron James . . .

Mah Reasoning: Kobe is and will forever be the Heir Apparent in my eyes but LeBron definitely has the better personlaity, the guy is funny and probably a blast to be around.

7: Ryan Reynolds . . .

Mah Reasoning: Another funny dude and i love him as an actor, i think he is under rated. I read pretty much all his interviews and he never fails to crack me up.

6: Adam Sandler . . .

Mah Reasoning: I LOVE adam and have for a long time. I think he is ridiculously funny and he's a sports fan. I dont know how it could be anything but fun to be his friend.

5: Jason Mraz . . .

Mah Reasoning: If yur familiar with his music, seen an interview with im or if ya just look at the pic up there ya know he has a very perverted and devious sense of humor. I figure we'd get along on that level and i love the guy's music so it'd be pretty cool to go on tour or whatever.

4: Tom Brady . . .

Mah Reasoning: He's my favorite QB in football and even though I don't care for the team he plays for, I admire his skill and the fact that women swoon around the guy doesn't hurt. I am not above picking up his rejects .

3: Jensen Ackles . . .

Mah Reasoning: Well, not really Jensen; he's cool too but more the character he plays, Dean Winchester cus he so bad ass. Jensen seems like he'd be a lot of fun to have a drink with, watch a game and on occasion, kill a demon or two (demons are real, right?). Plus I get to ride the Impala which has to be a chick magnet.

2: Jonah Hill . . .

Mah Reasoning: I think everything that comes outta his mouth is hilarious. He could tell me i had cancer and i'd probably bust a gut laughing right there. Have you ever listened to any of his commentary from a dvd? Some of it is funnier than whats written in the movie.

1: Johnny Depp . . .

Mah Reasoning: He is hands down my favorite actor and i have thought that for a while but didnt think much about him until i started watching his commentaries on dvds. In every one he is witty and funny; ya gotta figure greatness rubs off in some way. I love that dude cus he is the only person to make me like musicals.

Created By Me: Mah drawings...

1. Tat Design - pic
2. A fellow artist - pic

The reason i didnt post this yesterday was cus i am working on a drawing i wanted to post and its stil not finished so, meh.

Mah Life: aka "The one with birthing babies"...

I hooked up with Melanie twice since I blogged last. Hooked up with in the chilling out sense of things not a bumbin' uglies type situation, I haven't even seen her uglies ... our relationship is still very much PG13. We had a Q&A session about ourselves, just the normal stuff... and some non standard stuff too. It was enjoyable and much needed imo if it's gonna go any further. Some things need to be known, right? Getting that out of the way is important cus years down the line if she comes home one day and Im wearing her bra and panties, I think that's info she may have wanted to know beforehand. (I don't wear women's undies btw, it was just an example... stop picturing it, STOP IT!) Side note: She is like 5'3" which kinda brought on the women I like under 5'5" thing. In stickier news, my brother and his wife are going to induce labor this weekend and im gonna go but NOT in the room where it goes down. Im not squeamish but like I said before, it's not something I need to see, or hear. I was however looking forward to a spontaneous child birth only cus I wanted to watch my brother (or whoever the poor soul would've been) knee deep in baby juice, cleaning up the mess from when it happened, lol. I asked if he would deliver his own baby and he said no cus he aint that kinda doctor... Eh, Cardiologist/Obstetrician... what's the difference?! Yur telling me you can screw around with someone's heart but ya can't touch a vuhgina? What kinda world do we live in?! Anyhoo, Cael Leslie Watts should be here by Sunday afternoon... let the corruption begin! . Don't ask me why they're giving the kid a (typically) girl's middle name *shrug*.

Picture OTD:

I made this cus PETA is full on nut jobs. Wanna make yur own, go here.

I have once again been edited, i was gonna do my fall tv show thing in this entry but the stoopid word count hasbeaten me again.

Later

I refuse to be edited so my 200th has been relocated - Clickie
If ya saw through my trickery or the comments gave me away, or you happened to click my page first and the lack of coding ruins it, boooo! If i got ya to click the link, GOTCHA, SUCKAS... BOOYAH! real blog Wednesday, i just wanted to get that 200 outta the way. Oh and im not at all feelin Disney putting their grubby little white gloves all over my beloved Marvel characters. I already thought comic films were a little too soft and kid friendly to begin with, now that Disney is in controll, phucking Zach Efron and Miley Cyrus are gonna be prancin around in my favorite movies. *dies* Later.

Mah Randomness:Last night I called my friend Ryan and he said that I woke him up, I looked at the clock and it was 10:06pm so I asked if he was drunk, he said no and I called him a little bytch. Cus really, who goes to bed at 10 o'clock? The last time I went to bed that early I didn't have pubes... you probably didn't need to know that.... Anyhoo, he said he started working a new shift and had to be outta the door at 6am so I kinda felt like a DBag.

Mah Ques?ion OTD:

I have an alarm clock but i dont use it, instead i use the alarm on my television so i wake up to whatever song is playing on the Adult Alternative music channel; last weekfor some reason i didnt wake upon time and was almost late for work. Yesterday i was actually late and its the first time iveEVER been late for work... EVER! Its a horrible feelingbut it wasntwithin my control cus there was an accident that held up traffic for about half an hour; I reallyhate being late for stuff but i didnt get in trouble for it cus multiple people were also late.Anyhoo, question is...

Are you punctual? (Probably the least complicated question ive ever asked; yes or no,elaborate if ya wish)

Hottie OTD:

Brea Grant. . .

Mah Take: (Possible spoilers) I basically only know her from her role as Daphne on Heroes but in that short time i have become... smitten, i guess. I find her to be adorable and it was so very sad when she died and even more messed up when they played with my heart strings making me think she wasnt dead. She had some good comedic moments on the show but i havent seen much of her acting ability. She will be in Halloween II (dont know how big a role she has) so maybe that'll show off her skills.

Hottie OTD:

Sam Trammell. . .

Mah Take: (Possible Spoilers) His IMDB credits say that he has had roles on Dexter, Bones, Justice and House... all shows which i tune/tuned into but honestly i dont recall any of those performances. Either they were very small roles or he failed to leave an impression; whatever the case among all the man-meat on True Blood he is probably the more cla.ssically handsome of them all. I didnt like Sam at all until he revealed he was a shifter, before that i thought he was a creepy stalker and possible serial killer. He's my third favorite character now and i really hope he sticks around.

Created By Me: Mah drawings...

1.Widow - pic
2.Tat design - pic
3.Jrock -pic
4. Tat design - pic

I was gonna do this in a separate entry but whatev. I stole this from someone here on tv.com but regretfully I failed to copy the persons name while copying the questions. If anyone recognizes it please tell me who I got it from so I can link back to the original person's blog. Im gonna feel dirty until I give credit where it's due. Oh and I had to change some wording to make it fit the stage of life I'm in. Anyhoo, onward...

My name is Ryan aka... R-Boogie, aka... Pervsta, aka... the Rhinestone Cowboy, aka... What Willis Was Talkin' 'bout, aka... Dr. Fanny Groper (yep, I got a PHD in groping Fannies, whatup!), aka... Pokenstein, aka... Ryaaaaaaaan with 8 "A's", aka... ok, this has gone on too long... I am 107 years old, minus 61, divided by 2. (No one calls me any of those names btw, i use them when i have an inner convo with mah self)

Have I ever been injured?...
Yes. Too many to list and im not even a klutz, I guess I have bad luck cus they were fluke-y type injuries. I had hernia surgery (baseball), broken left wrist (hit by fastball) and multiple stitch-ups, 13 being the most at one time.

Have you ever done something you regret?...
Yes. But I'll be respectful and leave her name out of this entry.

Have you ever on angered somebody?
Yes. I would think that I have. Especially when I was a kid, I was a little ill-tempered. I remember one time at Six Flags (I was maybe 12-13 years old) I accidentally (on purpose) tripped this blind kid cus I was pissed they let him cut in line. Not funny and of course I wouldn't do it now but in context I still think I was justified cus the line was for this simulator thingy. It was like a movie but the seats moved and 3D crap flew at you. Anyway, I thought it was lame and kinda messed up on the part of his parents to take him in there cus he was blind, he wouldn't even be able to enjoy it.

Did you get along with your teachers?
For the most part, Yes. As you probably know by now I have the tendency to go off on rants when I feel strongly about something and sometimes it bordered on being disruptive. In high school they didn't tolerate that crap, I spent many days in In-School suspension (our version of detention I guess). In college though, the instructors didn't seem to mind cus it was less they had to talk. Also depends on what you mean by "get along with", If doing inappropriate things in the confines of my mind to my 10th grade Spanish teacher qualifies then yes, we got along.

Did you get along with people in your school?
Again, it's variable. I wasn't in a clique but I kinda floated and mingled with everyone. I guess I was "popular". However I was a bully of sorts; a bully of bullies cus I didn't (and still dont) like people who think they are better than someone else. Me and the guys who picked on "nerds" cus they were nerds didn't get along. I was pretty good at verbally assaulting the kids who thought they knew how to make fun of people which led to a few fights, being a year younger all throughout school and having a big vocabulary was not a good combo. I guess its why ive always had more female than male friends but overall I'd have to say Yes, I got along with kids unless they were little jerks or pretentious a-holes.

Did you do well in school?
Yes. Yes and no. I had the benefit of skipping a grade cus I did really well on standardized tests, and then going through an accelerated program so I graduated high school before I turned 17 so I appeared brighter than I was. Math in most formswas a poor area for me, I understood it somewhat, but I didn't give a crap about learning Calculus so with the exception of Geometry (which I loved) I used math periods for sleep and doodling.

Have you ever been on tv?
No. I was on an unaired episode of Cops, I got away! . Nah, I have been apart of televised lectures and art demonstrations but never on tv. Oh I was told that I was seen during a Sox game once or twice but of course I cant verify that since I was @ the game.

What nationalities are you?
I am white as they come, Hitler would be proud . My dad is Canadian but that's still just a white person... with an accent... and I don't even have that.

How many pets do you have?
2. One cat named Cambridge who I don't talk about nearly enough, though all she does is eat and sleep so not much to tell. One dog named Carly, she lived with me shortly but now lives at my mother's house cus she has a huge backyard that connects to the woods and I live in an apartment... dogs like to run, its for the best.

How many siblings do you have?
4. One older brother, Brandon. One older sister, Shannon. One younger brother, Chris. And one younger sister, Jocelyn who we call Joy and is no secret to the rest of them, my favorite. Love them all but if they were all drowning and I could only save one, it'd be her, lol. Don't get me wrong, I would act as if it were a tough choice, like I had to ponder it but honestly it would be no Sophie's choice. That sounds so horrible and of course its hyperbole but im sure everyone has a favorite family member.

Do you get along with your family?
Yes. I have one religious nut of an aunt but we are cool, she knows im not interested in being recruited so as long as she doesn't try "saving" me, we are good. I have a better relationship with my mother cus dad was in the military when I was younger but I lived with him during my high school time, plus I see him more oftennow so it's a draw on who im closer with. Older sis lives in a different State but we're all still in contact. I get along best with my younger sis Joy and its weird cus we are only half so you'd think I'd be closer with my older sibs who share both parents. Not the case though, Joy and I are tighter than a pair of undies on a stripper...when said stripper is wearing undies.

What's your family like?
Already mentioned the fanatical aunt; her ex-husband is the functioning alcoholic I mentioned in the last blog. As long as they aren't in shouting distance of each other for more than an hour everything is copacetic. As for the sibs, Brando is the mama's boy and Shannon is very much Daddy's little girl but they both followed mom into the medical profession. Chris is the loner, always locked away in his room doing lord know what. Joy and I are the black sheep I guess cusi didn't and she doesnt wanna goto med school or become something of that ilk.

What do you do when your on the computer?
play UT (Unreal Tournament)and Qwerty mostly. Tv.com used to be my prime destination back before the changes that sent people running. When im not being virtually t-bagged by some DBag 12 year old in Halo, I mostly hang out in the KMC (Killermovies.com) and Marvel.com forums now, being a geek, talking about movies and comics... the stuff I used to do on this site. I bet you thought i'd say somethin dirty, huh? Shame on you.

What's the nicest thing you have ever done for a person?
When I was 18 I gave a homeless person $10 cus he said he wanted food... I swear not an hour later I see the very same bum chugging a bottle of Jack Daniels. The guy looked all emaciated so I figured he actually wanted food, I felt like a dork for giving him the money and that's why I say doing good deeds is for suckers, kidding... but I did wanna nut-punch that bum.

What are you afraid of?
Not much. I don't have any irrational fears like heights or darkness. It's a fact that I'll die one day so that would be insane to fear. When I was younger I did have recurring dreams that I was on a roller coaster and while going down the tracks disappeared. No idea what that was about cus I love roller coasters and I have no fear of literally or metaphorically falling. I did see a shrink for 2 years for having a mild case of Mysophobia but that was completely rational cus someone puked in mouth... tell me that wouldn't mess you up a little.

Mah Tube: True Blood has been fantastic, loved Godric's stint on the show and i'm even more excited about the Queen being explored. I just really wantMaryann to get whats coming to her, though i know thsts not gonna happen until the finale. Some of my new favorite shows are those on A&E; Intervention, Hoarders and Obsessed are all great explorations into the lives of damaged people. Psych and Monk are back and thats always a good thing, so sad that its the latters last season tho. And Ive been having my oewn personal re-watch of Supernatural via reruns cus i couldnt wait for the box set, such a good season.

Mah Life: aka "The one with sexy high school action"...

In keeping with my theme of being late for stuff, i was 10 minutes latepicking up Melanie for our date, we went a Sox game, which she suggested btw.. how awesome is that?! she didnt seem to mind the latnesstho since she didnt want me to go through all that driving in the first place. I live on the north side of the City the ball park is on the south side and she livesin theSouth burbs so it would have been easier to just meet her at the gamebut i didnt think that was proper.It was niceto have someone as into thegame as me and the Sox won .It started to rain right after the game ended so wejust went to get drinks at Henry's (a sportsbar), then called it anight.Nothing much happened but i did get over the shirt action... Who da man?!holla! . Uh, that'll be all for now...

Anyone notice my words running togther? Its been happening for a while and i dunno why. Please excuse it looking like i type in a drunken state.

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God I hate that song, but it fits my life right now.

Hello all. Iwoke up late this morningso i had no time to write a proper entry sothis'll be quick. I went toaparty for my little cousin Morgan during the weekend; it was asmall thing, but very entertaining thanks tool faithful... uncle Charles, who supplied us all with hours of drunken dancing and slurred speech. It was a kid's party so there was no liquor, he was pre-lubricated. beforethe party i had to get her a gift cus you known im a procrastinator; I got her a pink nano and a itunes card... she's only 12, she doesn't need a big person ipod . One of our aunts got her an easy bake oven. First off I didn't know they still made those things and second... what a crappy gift. . I'm still waiting for the brownies my sister started baking 10 years ago with that dinky little 60 watt light bulb.

My brother (younger) Chris, was there with his little friend who he wants to pretend isn't his girlfriend and she bought her older sister Melanie, who I had met previously and have always been attracted to. She is very cool and after we left the party some of us older kids went see the midnight showing of Funny People which, the parts I saw *wink, wink*.... were hilarious. Short story, Melanie is first person ive had any kinda contact with since my split from the xgf... except of course for Sally Mahrighthand and Sue Dalefty. First official date is this week and I be so excited. She lives in the burbs tho, so we'll see how it works out.

See, told ya it'd be a short one. Uh, I finished some drawings so I'll post them next time or in this entry when I get home. Ugh! Some jerk face spilled his friggin coffee downstairs... I am not cleaning that crap up either... it be below my pay grade . Just noticed this is probably the only blog ive done without at least one picture . So i leave you with this...

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Hello peeps. Its been a while, it also seems like im saying "its been a while" way too often. I didn't actually intend to stay away for so long this time I just got tired of the blogs not working/updating so I took a break. Wasn't ignoring anyone either, I read the comments on the last blog but I doubt anyone cares to get a response almost a month later so onward we go.

Trojan has officially stepped over the line with their latest commercial. Who'd a thunk a condom companywould go too far, not this guy. I thought the one with the mime was funny and creative but the latest one I saw (On Cartoon Network, mind you) is just wrong...

Commercial linkage

Really, Trojan... vibrator commercials, even as condom peddlers, you're better than that. How do you even top that? Better yet, where is advertising headed? Are there gonna be ads for butt plugs and penis pumps aired during evening news? I know im not exactly the one to talk about decorum, but even I find the image of a senior citizen diddling herself a bit disturbing for a TV commercial. At least have the courtesy to run that sucker after midnight and not during the broadcast of a children's show.

I went to the dentist for a checkup and in the waiting area l had to listen to a half hour long conversation about how big a disappointment Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens are for having their compromising cell phone pics "leaked" for public viewing. I didn't have an opinion on the subject cus Im not a 12 year old girl so don't watch Hannah Montana and I find neither of themintersting in the least bit so I don't give a crap about their public images. Also, the little whores are like 16-17 years old so even if I did find them appealing I wouldn't announce to the world that im a pedo. Nope, I'd at least have the decency to wait a year or two until ogling them is socially acceptable and having pics of them on my hard drive wont get me a visit from this guy...

Anyhoo, I thought one of the ladies in the conversation was a hypocrite cus her teenage daughter was sitting there in an outfit that if it weren't so cold in that room would have given mah nether regions reason to rejoice.

Oh and I know "whores" was kinda harsh but honestly they are in fact, little whores. You forfeit the right to being innocent once you take suggestive pics of yourself and post them on the internet only to later claim that they were leaked, way to set an example. Call me an a-hole all ya want, I never claimed that I wasn't, all im saying is that if ya don't wanna be thought a whore I suggest not participating in whore-like activities such as taking and posting pics like this...

Speaking of no talent wannabes I don't care about...

What the funk exactly does Brooke Hogan's man-looking ass know best about? Damn sure isn't family, work, acting, singing, the English language or any other facet of life worth mentioning. Maybe its tanning; her entire family looks like a clan of oversized Scandinavian Oompa loompa's. WHY ARE THEY SO FRIGGIN TAN??!!!!

What's he doin in that pic... TO HIS DAUGHTER!!!!!? Anyhoo, I saw some little passage she wrote about someone with "Lime disease", I was alone when I read it so in my head I was thinking... "Did this giant he-she intend to write Lyme disease?" Im none too familiar with Lime disease; what're the symptoms?... Do you have an affinity for going well with tequila filled shot glasses? How do you contract said lime disease?... One too many citrus fruit related sex acts? I be so confused.

Then I got to thinking and felt bad cus maybe this is a real thing and im the ignorant, uninformed one. The orange morons I see walking around like they're fresh off winning a Cheetos eating competition, aren't morons at all, I mock and tease them but it turns out they're the unlucky few to be afflicted with the deadly tangerine disease. DAMN YOU, TANGERINES!!!!

God I hate orange people. Don't go calling me a racist either, I have the right to discriminate against all the fake bake, spray on, extra cheesy Doritos looking people I want. Its probably only way they'll learn that they aren't normal and that they have a problem. Im willing to go as far as segregating those of us who GO OUTSIDE to get a tan like normal people from the nutty ass people who choose to walk around looking like that one douche bag character in the Snorks. Im dead serious, those orange bastards shouldn't be allowed near the general population until they dropped down to a normal contrast level.

Don't be this guy ^

Where was I, oh yeah... the Hogan's; because they are at the forefront of what's important in today's news im sure you all know about Hulk dating some chick that looks exactly like his daughter. No exaggeration, look at the pic below and tell me that if you didn't know who Brooke was, you'd be able to tell her apart from the woman her dad is bending over at night.

That's just creepy and sad, even Woody Allen and Joe Simpson are outraged at his pathetic attempt to bang his daughter via the proxy known as Jennifer McDaniel. That was probably in poor taste; but com'mon, If you've seen a pic or video of them together its plain to see that Joe wants to hit that...

...and do ya blame him? I don't; even when Jessica Simpson was kinda chunky she was still a solid 7; eat all the Twinkies and Ho Ho's ya like girl, some of us (including yur daddy) like 'em a little thick. Speaking of a little thick... what's up with all the big people reality programming lately? Some self conscious loudmouth must have hounded tv execs between mouthfuls of cake frosting about there not being enough tv centered around the larger population.

I have no problem with that cus it balances out all the toothpicks we get on the crappy modeling shows. The only messed up thing is that it's bordering on exploitation; then again, everyone else gets exploited on tv... the stupid (unaware that they're being exploited), the slutty (they don't mind), the poor and even the wealthy, so why not the chubbers.

Anyhoo, I swear on a stack of banana pancakes that the first couple of episodes of Dance Your Ass Off were the most entertaining episodes of anything ive seen... involving fat people dancing.

I went to Lollapalooza... ALL THREE DAYS! Ive been4 times previously but never all three days, I have a headache but I gotta say it was sweet. Kings of Leon were fantastic but for now that's all I'll say. I took lots of pictures but not with my camera, didn't take it in fear that it would get broken or stolen amongst the crowds. Used two crappy disposable cameras instead but whatev, I'll probably do picture heavy blog next for those who hate me for all the text in this one.

Nothing much else to report but deleted my Facebook account last night... cus I have no interest in it, haven't logged on once since I created the account 3 months ago. I dunno if anyone else has deactivated their account before but when you do the friggin site has the audacity to ask why yur leaving...

...like I owed it an explanation or it had an agenda to track me down for wronging it. I thought it was funny and kinda presumptuous that they even asked so I checked "I don't feel safe on facebook". Yes, that is an actual option and its partly true cus it's more than a little freaky having people contact me through email that one, I didn't give my email to and second, I don't know or failed to remember who they are. That's the very same reason I cancelled my membership to cla.ssmates.com, I actually found that site useful for contacting old friends but I was bombarded with emails from people I didn't know. The purpose of the site is to reconnect with cla.ssmates, not stalk people you weren't friends with and may have stood behind in the lunch line.

I think that's quite enough ranting/bytching for today, sorry it was so long, thanks if ya read it. To end on a WTF! note... about a week ago a marriedman whoalso had two girlfriends on the side was found out byall threewomen. The three women got togther, beat the crap outta him and superglued his male bits to his thigh. The women are currently being charged withtwo counts of assault including sexual.They havent specified what else exaclty happened but its been implied something happened to his rectal area... LMAO!!!!Thats probably the firstand last timei'll ever laugh at a rape story.

Eh,I guess I'll do either that picture blog or a maybe a tv blog next cus theres a lot of good stuff that aired recently including Being Human and True Blood. Oh and for those who dont know mah title is a reflection of me watching dvds of the greatest entertainer in wrestling history... The Rock! This was insabley long but i had to edit it due to the word count restriction. Boooooooo!

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Mah Randomness: My last blog title is a quote from one Olivia Munn, one of the hosts of G4's Attack of the Show (im sure very few people knows who she is), I gotta stop making references assuming people know what im talking about all the time, lol. Gonna check out Blood: The Last Vampirethis weekend, hasn't gotten much publicity but I love the anime its based on so hopefully its above the craptasticness that was Dragonball. Happy 7.8.9 day, lol.

Mah Vid OTD:

Beware... the sea pig!- vid

Mah 2009 Memminations:

Most Memorable Guest Star Performance in a Comedy Series (Male or Female)

1. Callum Keith Rennie as Lew Ashby (Californication)
2. Scott Bakula as Steve Bartowski (Chuck)
3. Christine Baranski as Beverly Hofstadter (The Big Bang Theory)
4. Adhir Kalyan as Timmy (Rules of Engagement)
5. Sarah Chalke as Stella Zinman (How I Met Your Mother)
6. Emilio Estevez as Andy (Two and Half Men)

Lew was Hank's mirror image in a time when Hank was trying to clean up his act so Callum's role on Californication bought a lot to the show. I LOVED Christine as Leonard's mom and even though she only appeared the one time her connection with Sheldon was too funny and left me wanting more. Adhir has been brilliant in everything ive seen him in and he meshes well with the castas Russell's assistant on Rules of Engagement.

Most Memorable Guest Star Performance in a Drama Series (Male or Female)

1. Misha Collins as Castiel (Supernatural)
2. Jimmy Smits as Miguel Prado (Dexter)
3. Christopher Heyerdahl as Alastair (Supernatural)
4. Allan Tudyk as Alpha (Dollhouse)
5. Gabrielle Union as Jane Seever (Life)
6. Zeljko Ivanek as Emile Danko (Heroes)

Misha was a great addition to the cast of Supernatural this past season and so was Christopher as Alastair, if Chris had more appearances he most likely would have been my top pick. I think most of the mystique with Allan being Alpha was the fact that I didn't expect it. Probably sounds odd cus it's a Whedon production and obviously it would be one of the people from his past but I just didn't figure it would be him.

Most Memorable Male Performance in a Comedy Series

1. Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
2. Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
3. Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
4. David Duchovny as Hank Moody (Californication)
5. James Roday as Shawn Spencer (Psych)
6.Tyler Labineas Bert 'Sock' Wysocki(Reaper)

Jim Parsons is friggin hysterical; he can make simple things like ordering takeout food or doing laundry the most complex tasks and that's part of his charm. Without him the show would be meh. I guess you could say the same for Charlie Day on Always Sunny, if you didn't know you were watching a tv show you'd swear the guy was bat shyt crazy. I think we all know NPH is just awesome incarnate and James Roday is consistently sarcastic on Psych. It was a toss up between Tyler Labineand Ray Wisefor there for their respective roles on Reaper and due to a little confusion onwhether Burn Notice was Comedy or Drama, i got to use one of them... sorry Jeffrey Donovan .

Most Memorable Female Performance in a Comedy Series

1. Kaitlin Olsen as Dee Reynolds (Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
2. Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Christine Campbell (New Adventures of Old Christine)
3. Tina Fey as Liz Lemon (30 Rock)
4. Jordana Spiro as PJ Franklin (My Boys)
5. Amy Poehler as Various characters. (Parks and Recreation/SNL)

Kaitlin as Sweet Dee is hilarious and more people should know it. I hope this doesn't sound messed up but there aren't many funny women on tv, this was by far the easiest one for me. I could have thrown in Cobie or Alyson from HIMYM but honestly neither of them are the reason I watch that show. Also Rachel Harris would be sixth but i dontthink Notes from the Underbelly qualifies.

Most Memorable Male Performance in a Drama Series

1. Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House (House)
2. Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
3. Brian Cranston as Walter White (Breaking Bad)
4. Damian Lewis as Charlie Crews (Life)
5. Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer (24)
6. John Noble as Dr. Walter Bishop (Fringe)

Hugh wins out slightly over Jensen in terms of the dramatic due to House and his hallucinations. Jensen has always been great as the comedic relief in not-so-funny situations but in this past season he flexed his dramatic muscles more than he ever previously did. Damian Lewis finally shows that he's a badass and the show gets canned, what a shame.

Most Memorable Female Performance in a Drama Series

1. Anna Paquin as Sookie Stackhouse (True Blood)
2. Glenn Close as Patty Hewes (Damages)
3. Anna Trov as Agent Olivia Dunham (Fringe)
4. Rose Byrne as Ellen Parsons (Damages)
5. Kathleen Quinlan as Christina Scofield (Prison Break)
6. Summer Glau as Cameron Phillips (Terminator: TSCC)

Anna Paquin is perfectly suited for that role, I really couldn't imagine anyone else as Sookie. I especially love when she stops being polite, its sexy! Glenn Close did an equally impressive job as Patty in the second season of Damages, probably more so cus she showed her emotional side more and lost control quite a bit. Summer as Cam is just eerie sometimes, I'd probably be too weirded out by her if she wasn't so cute .

Most Memorable Fantabulous Phenomensational Moment!!!

1. Teddy talks to Sam and Dean - "Wishful Thinking" (Supernatural) 4x08
2. Chuck knows Kung Fu - "Chuck vs. the Ring" (Chuck) 2x22
3. Castiel spreads his wings - "Lazarus Rising" (Supernatural) 4x01
4. Patty gets it in the elevator - "Trust Me" (Damages) 2x13
5. Bill makes the ultimate sacrifice - "Day 7: 8:00pm - 9:00pm" (24) 7x13
6. Tempy asks Booth for his seed - "The Critic in the Cabinet" (Bones) 4x24

I swear I watched the part where the teddy turns its head and Dean reacts more than 20 times, it never gets old. Castiel spreading his wings with thunder and lighting in the background the first time was a holy shyt moment for me and it set the table for the rest of the season and Chuck breaking out into full on Karate kid mode ala Neo in The Matrix was hilarious and awesome. It leaves the most to be desired of any other scene imo.Oh and Tempy asking Booth for his sperm was just plain funny. I had a few scenes from True Blood in mind but none of them can be described in detail without me getting TOS'd.

*Teddy Link isin the title

Most Memorable Imprestacular Marvelen-wait-for-it-dary Episode!!!

1. "In The Beginning" (Supernatural) 4x03
2. "One" (Life) 2x21
3. "The Monster at the End of this Book" (Supernatural) 4x18
4. "To Hell...And Back" (Criminal Minds) 4x25
5. "Bloodline" (Criminal Minds) 4x13
6. "Mayhem on a Cross" (Bones) 4x20

"In the Beginning" was a very fun episode to watch, i think it sparked the most debate but then again, all time travel episodes do that. Seeing how similarDean and teen John were was amazing. I loved "The Monster at the end of this book" and when I accidentally erased it from my dvr I nearly shed a tear. Supernatural had a great season and I honestly could have put one or two more episodes on the list cus "Wishful Thinking" and "Yellow Fever" were both phenomenal to me. "Bloodline" was a tremendously creepy episode, and that's says something if you watch Criminal Minds.

Most Memorable Comedy Series

1. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
2. The Big Bang Theory
3. My Boys
4. How I Met Your Mother
5. Psych
6. Two and Half Men

Always Sunny is consistently overlooked probably due to its "edgy" subject matter. The antics they get into are outrageous, it's a wonder none of them are in prison. I highly recommend people watch that show, its very inappropriate, but in the best way possible. HIMYM is the longest bed time story ever but the dialogue is true to real life and the characters and their hang-ups are, legen... wait for it... dary!

Most Memorable Drama Series

1. Supernatural
2. Fringe
3. True Blood
4. House
5. Criminal Minds
6. Life

Supernatural has been a fav of mine since its first season but the addition of Angels really put the show over the top for me. Dean's faith being tested, him being chosen and Sammy's demon involvement all made season 4 the most Imprestacular. Life probably made the list over the other potentials (including Damages) cus I was so pissed it got canceled right when Charlie sorta lost control of his Zen. There were so many choices so this was probably the hardest category, I had to leave out Sons of Anarchy . Smallville wouldnt even make my top 10, probably.

Most Memorable Ensemble Cast Award

1. The Big Bang Theory
2. My Boys
3. Entourage

Most comedies wouldn't work if you subtracted a character but in the case of The Big Bang Theory its more evident. The guys have a great chemistry and the dynamics between Penny and each individual guy are all brilliant. Entourage and My Boys both have character that are all equally important to the main character, you cant replace any of them.

In-Memory-Of Character/Character Death Award (Posthumous)

1. Bill Buchanan
2. Jenny Schecter
3. Lew Ashby

Bill gets the top spot simply cus he went out a hero, I mean he died saving the president's life and it gets no better than that. Even though it was known about before the lastseason of The L Word even started it was sad. I hated Jenny throughout the series and was thrilled to hear about her death but then they had to go and make her a sympathetic character at the last minute. Lew's death would have been the tops for me except it was kinda self inflicted, also, it wasn't a shocker but it was still sad. Thought about kutner on House but his death was so random, also Nathan Stark on Eureka but its still unclear if he is actually dead for good or even at all.

Just Plain Awsh Peepsie Achievement Award (JPAPA)

1. JJ Abrams
2. Chuck Lorre
3. Jensen Ackles

JJ gets my top memmination cus he made me interested in Star Trek, a feat never before accomplished. But this is about tv and he produced Fringe which in my opinion was the best new series of this past season. Chuck Lorre is responsible for two of my favorite comedies (Two and Half Men and The Big Bang theory) and I love his little vanity cards at the end of the episodes. Jensen got the nod over Hugh Laurie just cus I loved him as Dean in season 4 of Supernatural, plus i already gave Hugh the nod over Jensen .

This blog was really fun to put togther but at the same time it was a pain in the ass looking up titles and names. I guess i could read and post it here, but im lazy like that so a link will have to do. Go to Macky's blogfor more info - linkage.

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Mah Randomness: Some guy backed up against me (butt-to-butt contact) while i was at the grocery store. I thought i was getting groped for a second, but to my chagrin (Chagrin, is that the right word?) that wasnt the case and the guy turns and says "sorry bout that". Pfft! no need for the apology, i often get the urge to grab a handful of my own ass, a little warning would be nice though.

Mah Vid OTD:

If yur eating anything and yur gonna click the link... STOP NOW!!!!!!This is more gross than any horror movie i have ever seen. - vid

Mah Ques?ion OTD:

Pretty soon im gonna have to buy more shelves for books and dvds, sadly dvds are the main reason. As many as i have i dont have nearly all the ones i want. Of all of them i think my favorites are my Venture Brothers cus they really packed in the special features. The commentary alone are hilarious enough to be worth the money. Of course Buffy/Angel/Supernatural/Bones/House ect. are great too but theres just more to be accomplished with animated features. Anyhoo, question is...

What tv show box sets do you own? (i know some people have A LOT soname yur favs if that'll save you time, lol.)

Mah Sports Talk: Over the weekend former NLF quarterback Steve Mcnair was found shot to death under what is being called suspicious circumstances. R.I.P. What the heck is going on in the NBA? Players are getting trading laft and right and many of them make little since. The Lakers lost playoff darling Ariza ut gained a comparable player in Ron Artest. Still dont know how i feel about it but as long as Ron-Ron stays outta the crowds on LA, i think it'll all work out. My Sox are doing well even though they are losing games due to poor feilding efforts, hopefully the pitching holds up and health doest become an issue.

Digg This:

Young People Fvcking {2008} . . .

Mah Take: Obviously going by title alone this isn't for the kiddies. It's rated-R but that said there wasn't anything graphic, nipple here nipple there and if anything there was mostly dude-butt getting showed and i think the dialogue is what made it "controversial". The guy from The Listener (who plays Oz) is in it and he is just hilarious and so very, very perverted. It was more comedy based on awkward situations more than anything else.

Mah Weirdness:

Story: I dont have ear wax. lol, gross i know but its weird. I used to get really bad inner ear infections when i was a kid and the medicine i took had that after effect. I guess its better than pulling out a q-tip to find something that looks like a caramel apple but i find it odd.

Hottie OTD:

Diora Baird. . .

Mah Take: Two big, very big *ahem* cheers for women who have meat on their bones, but thats not the only reason i like her. Until recetly the only roles ive seen her in are the ones in which she is the eye candy. She is still kinda fills that role in Young People Fvcking but she is also very funny. I read in her interview in Maxim (yes, i read the articles) that she would prefer not to get acting roles because of her looks, i think thats bullspit but whatever, she has a lot of roles coming up somaybe a few of those will let her show off her acting talents.

Hottie OTD:

JamieFoxx. . .

Mah Take: He sure has come a long way in his acting career,being the jingle writing playboy in The Jamie Foxx Show and portraying the legendary Ray Charles are worlds apart. It was nice and at the same time shocking to see his progression into a serious actor. Similar to the way Will Smith was shocking. He also sings very well, not into his music really but i wont deny his talent in the area. His performance in Ray was tremendous, both physically and acting wise. Even in the craptastic "thriller" Collateral he dida great job in what i think was his first non-comedic role. Oh and his stand up was good but i like his humor more in movies/tv.

Created By Me: Mah drawings...

1. Superhero Hamadryad - pic
2. My own Bleach character - pic
3. Confused Girl - pic
4.Audrey Hepburn - pic

Mah Music Spotlight:

Calvin Harris - I Created Disco {2007} .. .

Mah Take: Ive been listening to more an more electro pop music lately. I actually came aross this guy while watching tv and hearing his song "Colours" playing in a commercial. The guy is so weird, in a good way though; he mixes bits of hip-hop and Euro pop perfectly with lyrics that sorta come outta left field. The entire album is enjoyable but i prefer the faster songs as usual; also, i like the way the album tells a story if you listen to the songs in order. Its a small thing but it adds a little something extra.

Recommended: (Colours), (Merrymaking at my Place) and (The Girls)

Mah Tube: Last night sucked all around, there was no True Blood, no Hung (on tv) and no In Plain Sight . I did catch up on Mental and Merlin; the latter was less impressive than the former but im gonna stick in there. Also picked up season 1 and 2of Stargate Atlantis for $20 each, my Stargate collection is near completion, just 4 seasons of SG1 left to buy and 3 of Atlantis .

Mah Life: aka "The one with regurgitation"...

My sis-in-law is friggin HUGE! That might sound harsh but Im told that's normal when yur 7 months pregnant, she looks like shes gonna pop any day but still isn't due for while, its only funny cus she is such a small woman and the belly hits the corner before she does and she wasn't nearly as big the last time. I was asked if I would take pictures when the baby is born... Uh, hell no; in fact I plan on being as far away as possible when all that slippery business goes down.Its likely thatI'll be in the hospital parking lot feeding the pigeons cus on my list of things to do before I die, witnessing child birth is right ahead of putting my frankenberries in a vice. Speaking of things I'd rather not do, while at my moms house (to cut her grass, I dunno how im roped into doing these things) I overheard one of her friends talking about her exercises. Wouldn't have been a big deal if this weren't a 60 year old lady and the exercises involved kegel thrusts . Other than the pics I posted up there, im currently working on wanted posters of Sam and Dean Winchester... any ideas what they should be wanted for?Ihavent actually puked but i did eat enough over the weekend that it wouldnt have been a surprise if i did. Is there anything better thanbacon cheeseburgers? i think not. That'll be all for now...

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Randomness: Without spoiling itfor those who havent seen it, Transformers: Revenge of the fallen was crazy good.IMO much betterthan the first and im not just saying that cus of the cgi upgrade, though it didnt hurt. Also watched Horton Hears a Who with the niece yesterday, good movie but why was that kangaroo such a bytch?

Last week the entertainment world lost a legend; Michael Jackson passed away Thursday at the age of 50 after heart complications and a breif stint in a coma. Some people may not have liked him as a person but there was no denying his artistic talent. For all his social ineptness, he was still the King of pop. I was gonna do a top ten list on my favorite songs from him but it would have been too hard to narrow it down to just ten so this is...

Mah Top 10 Favorite KOP Music vids:

*Links to vids in the titles.

10. Leave Me Alone - He made a lot of videos that displayed his awareness as an activist but i think this is the only song/video where he kinda fired back at his critics. I loved the video in particular cus of tiny rocket he was flying and there was a lemur, how awesome is that. Seriously, how many people can pull that off? You wont see Diddy or Soulja Boy riding a tiny rocket with pet monkey in toe while dancing with the skelton of an elephant man.

9. You Rock My World - While rappers talk about how much they love Sacrface and the Godfather, Michael Jackson had the pull to get Marlon Brando (who at the time had all but retired fom acting) appear in his music video. The dancing is great as usual but the thing that always cracked me up in this vid was Mike being the tough guy and kicking some ass.

8. Jam - I remember the huge fuss made over this vid cus it was hyped as having the two biggest stars in world in their respective fields converging to teach each other a thing or two. Its still hilarious watching Jordan's long and lanky self try to dance. Tall people shouldnt dance, ever! Also loved the trick shots, just fun.

7. Beat It- While not nearly as funny as Weird Al's "Eat it". this vid stands out for one reason... the infamous zipper jacket. A kid in my elementary school had one and even though he looked like an ass wearing it, i was jealous. I loved the knife fight scene, thats cla-ssic and so very lame at the same time. If only the police were skilled in the art of dance, there would be no more violent gang wars. lmao, i didnt notice this until now but the guy from the old cop drama New York Undercover is in this vid.

6. Billie Jean - This was a ground breaking video for the fact that it was the first music video by a black artist to befeatured on MTV. I think it was the first vid where he debuted his verison of the moon walk too. I loved it cus i for the longest time wanted some of those panels that light up when ya step on them. I should look for them online but i'll probably never find them and find out Mike's awesomeness alone made the streets light.

5. Bad - Who else but Michael Jackson could survive a dance battle in the subway againt Blade and what has to be the two gayest gangs in the world; gay in a awesome Jack Harkness sort ofway, not the prison rape kinda way. Anyhoo, more great dancing and this is actually my favorite song from Mike despite only being the 5th vid.

4.Scream - I think this one still holds the record for most expensive music video. Something i still dont understand cus he could have gotten the same effect by destroying a vase from Target but i guess it adds to his awesomeness that he spared no espese. The reason i like it so much is cus Mike and Janet are in it togther for the first and only time. I remember being shocked and very impressed that Janet could keep up with Michael's dancing.

3.Smooth Criminal- This was his only video that feltlike to an actual movie going experience (Moonwalker),the guy turned into a car and a friggin robot, lol.Its also the only video ever that i felt any sort of emotion while watching. The first time i saw it there was worry and fear, even though i was a kid, to get that from a music video is something great by itself. Of course the best part is that lean, i would be willing to be at least 20 kids lost teeth trying to do that move only to crack open their mouth on a coffee table.

2. Thriller - There is no way to even begin counting how many times i have watched this vid. As a kid i had the VHS and watched nearly everyday mostly cus it scared the crap outta my younger sister, other than that it literaly never gets old or feels dated. The choreography is tops and the effort and detail that went into the background dancers is exceptional, you just dont see that kinda dedication in todays artist. It can be argued that its the greatest music video ever and contains the single greatest group choreography on any platform but still falls short of my favorite from him.

1. Remember the Time - I remember seeing him turn into sand the first time and going Holy shyt, did that really happen. I think this was his first (or maybe second after Smooth Criminal)truly spectacular video in terms of effects which by the way were before their time. Perhaps other than Thriller, this vid has the best choreogrphy ever.

Honorable mention to Ghosts which got left off the list cus it was a movie. not technically a music video but it was equally if not more impressive than any of his other vids. There are so many great songs from him but he revolutionized the music industry by creating the big budget music video; they were actually more like mini-movies in both length and quality. He spared no expense to convey his vision and share his passion with the world, his transformation (literal and figurative) from kid to adult was astonishing and though I never got a chance to see him perform live, Im glad I was around to see him at his best. He set a standard as a performer that to my knowledge has yet tobe matched...R.I.P.

Ques?ion OTD: While i wasnt particularly pleased with the news ofhis death taking priority over everything else during the weekend, i was and willlikely forever be a fanof his music. Like i said, it would have beentoo hard to narrow it down to just 10 songs but i do know my number 1fav is "Bad". Anyhoo, question is...

What is yur favsong or video by Michael Jackson?

Gotta love Chizuru and Boobie-chan. Its not exactly marshmallow hell, but close enough. And its the only one i could find on short notice that wouldnt earn me a TOS violation.

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Mah Randomness: Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen hits theatres today, well actually last night. We were gonna catch the midnight show but I was entirely too tired plus no one felt like standing in line to (possibly) get tickets. Gonna wait til Friday night or maybe Saturday night to see it. Should be a good one, it looks better than the first so Im pretty excited.

Mah Vid OTD:

You should seriously consider drinking Wilkins Coffee... or else!- vid

Mah Anime Spotlight:

Naruto Shippuden (episode 114) . . .

My Take: (Spoilers) After the horrible and I mean horrible 3 tails arc it looks like the anime is finally getting back to being compelling and enjoyable to watch. All I have to say about Orochimaru is... wtf! I knew the guy wasn't exactly a normal human but a giant white snake creature is something I didn't see coming. The episode was largely interrupted by flashbacks of Orochimaru's days as a Leaf ninja, something I would typically hate but I found it to be one of the best episodes of Shippuden to date. Reason being is that it was so riveting to see him try and fail not once but twice at attaining the eyes of a Uchiha. Like always though, it ended without much action taking place but it did leave me wondering about the outcome of the battle between Sasuke and the weakened serpent.

Mah Ques?ion OTD:

One of my best friends in the world Lauren (we call her Potter) is moving away *tear*. Not for good but she is going back to college... all the way in frigginWashington. So sad, that girl is funnier than ever and she likesaction/scifi movie, what more can i fella ask for.After she leaves i'll be down to 5people i consider close friends, i have plenty of other people i like hanging out with but very few that i consider buddies, amigos, pals, mates... Anyhoo, question is...

How manyfriends do you have? (people you can count on in an emergency, good listeners, so on and so on)

Mah Sports Talk: NBA playoffs ended a while ago but since I haven't been posting forgive my lateness as I congratulate the World Champion, Los Angeles Lakers. I thought the Magic woud put up more of a fight but i cant complain about, the playoffs were damn good this year. Sticking with the round ball (never understood that term cus with the exception of footballs, all balls are round, but whatev) the San Antonio Spurs pulled off a sweet deal to acquire Richard Jefferson from the Bucks. Ironically, Gregg Popovich after all that hatin he did when the Lakers got Gasol, has nothing to say as his team got an equally lopsided transaction... I smell a hypocrite. My Sox are still mediocre at best, though injuries hae played their role. The pitching has been much improved since the start of the season so hopefully the bats, much like the weather in Chicago heats up.

Digg This:

Fired Up!{2009} . . .

My Take: It's like Wedding Crashers meets Sex Drive, the latter btw, was friggin hilarious and on a side note, I recommend it. Anyhoo, this is one of those I didn't bother seeing while it was in theatres cus I figured all the funny stuff was in the trailer. I bought the DVD cus it was only $14 and figured I'd at least see a boob or two in the un-rated version, lol. In the end I have to say I was pleasantly surprised with the acting being so good, the comedy being so well done and the co stars were much funnier than the two leads. Also, this movie solidified me being a fan of Adhir Kalyan who played Brewster, the very gay and proud rommie at the camp, he was hilarious.

Mah Weirdness:

Story: Every time I eat M&M's i always save the orange and brown ones for last. Yeah, i know they all taste the same but i like the color combo, reminds me of Halloween.

Hottie OTD:

Rihanna . . .

My Take: Even when she was sporting that shiner she got from sassing Chris Brown she was still a bona fide hottie. I like her music but her more up tempo singles, probably cus I like watching her dance. I am particularly in love with her eyes; I'd scoop them out and put em on display if ever given the chance, I also dig her more with shorter hair. This has nothing to do with anything but since they are often compared, I think Beyonce is a bit overrated, so imo Rihanna owns her in every way.

Hottie OTD:

Cam Gigandet . . .

My Take: Never seen a single episode of The O.C. or any of his other television appearances but I do know he was up for the role as Snake Eyes in the upcoming live action G.I. Joe film until being bumped in favor of Ray Park. After watching him in Never Back Down, I think he could have pulled off the character, his acting was that great but the entirety of that movie was poorly acted, plus Snake eyes isn't exactly the chatty type. He was very intimidating in Twilight; he was a highlight for me in the midst of all the teen angst.

Mah Music Spotlight:

The Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D.{2009}. . .

My Take: Things like this are the reason I went from reviewing artists in general to featuring individual albums. Ive been a fan the Peas for a while and though I am never opposed to an artist or group stepping over the genre line, I am most definitely against failing the attempt and forgetting your identity as a musician. There are only 3 songs that are tolerable to listen to in their entirety, the rest are horrible attempts at fusing hip hop with electro pop. The energy never dies but my affection for the BEP may have just bitten the big one.

Recommended: (I Got Feeling), (Ring-a-ling) and (Boom Boom Pow)

Mah Tube: Didn't feel like doing the long "what ive been watching" blog so lazy version it is... Hawthorne - Not impressed, not at all. It was over the top and not at all compelling, a poor attempt to re-create the magic that is House. True Blood - Damn this show is good. I really hope Laffayette gets turned or at least survives his dinner invitation with Eric n co. In Plain Sight - Hasn't been as good as the first season but the last three episodes have been awesome. Royal Pains - Not laugh out loud funny but it's certainly enjoyable, hopefully the guest stars improve. Mental - What's with all the medical dramas? This one isn't bad; in fact it's pretty good. I have two episodes on the dvr yet to be watched but im liking it so far. The Listener - Im trying to hang in there in the hopes that something happens other than the typical "problem of the week", some character development would be nice. Raising the Bar - The second season has been just as if not more riveting than the first. I never thought I would love a courtroom drama but this has truly won me over. Merlin and Weeds are being purposely backlogged cus I like to watch Weeds in bulk. Burn Notice - Just more of the same awesomeness, but im not sure about Mike's new antagonist. Moon Bloodgood is hot and all but they need to explain her motives before I lose interest.

Mah Life: aka "The one where i lost my cookie"...

It's been a while, how's everyone been? (Rhetorical, lol, jk) Its literally hotter than devil's balls right now, please don't ask how I know how hot the Devil's balls are, I was confused, he had pie, things happened... lets move on. Soooooo, the gf and I are done; I guess she is the "xgf" now, but that sounds like a car or somethin. We broke up or I should say she broke up with me about three weeks ago, for reasons Im still unsure of. That's the primary reason I hadn't been posting, the irony of the situation especially after I posted that last blog was a little too much. Since I started writing blogs on this site Ive talked about everything in my life and I didn't want to stop now so I refrained from writing a new entry cus I didn't feel like talking about it. From what I can understand we broke up cus people (neither of which was us) thought I have far too many close relationships with women who aren't her. That's odd to me cus my friends or my interactions with them haven't changed since college when we met. I really thought she was above the jealously thing, especially since, at least in my view of things, I hadn't given her any reason to be doubtful of me. Shame of it is that she let other people's opinions affect our relationship and that it came outta no where. Anyhoo, the bottom line is that im not gonna apologize for having female friends. The only thing I regret is that I spent time dealing with that nonsense instead of participating in the Breast Cancer walk which was something that had meaning and I was looking forward to. Whatev though, im over it and we have talked a few times but I haven't quite gotten used to being single. Not seeing anyone cus I don't feel like dealing with the drama just yet. Geez, I just rambled like a little beeyatch. In other news, I've been drawing... a lot! Gonna post some stuff next entry. Oh and besides the obvious sexual innuendo, the title is about mechanical bull riding, after watching 5 people try and fail I refuse to try it... ever! Besides, even if I were good at it, that's not something im sure I'd want to brag about. That'll be all for now...

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Randomness: In case you havent put it togther from the title, im not going to sleep until i get the tacos outta my stomach. Last time i did that... it wasnt pretty, not pretty, at all. So why not do a blog... even if it's a half-assed one . I just watched Charles Barkley get beat by one of the female staff members in a push up competition on TNT's Inside the NBA, now that wasfunny as hell.

HOTD:

Laura Prepon. . .

My Take: I actually couldnt stand it on That 70's Show when she went blonde but she just looks irresistable in that picture. I loved her as Donna the only thing i didnt like about her stint on How I Met Your Mother is that she wasnt in more episodes. She is tall, her (red) hair is awesome andeven in the tom-boyish role,she is still very sexy. Cus the entire cast of That 70's Show was so hilarious i never noticed how good an actress she was until i saw her ina movie called Karla which was a huge deviation from what i was used to seeing her in. I recommend that movie, btw, its twisted but Laura is great in it.

HOTD:

Liev Schreiber. . .

My Take: Have seen sbsolutely none of his work as an actor prior to this year and i honestly didnt know his name unitl i read he was gonna be Sabretooth in X-Men Origins: Woverine. He was very good in the movie which was surpricing to me cus i thought he was drastically undersized for the role. I think he pulled off the mercenay side of the character very well, a side btw, that has never been explored before so koudos to him for making this fanboy happy.

Ques?ion OTD:

I am currently in by far my longest romantic relationship but I honestly have no idea how we even started "going steady" or how I would start a new relationship in the event this one failed. Seriously, once yur a certain age its not like you can go around writing do you like me, (check yes or no) on a piece of notebook paper and pass it around until it reaches the girl its meant for. Oh and before I go on further, I just wanna say that I think its waaaaaay more difficult for guys. Lets be honest, females have it easy, you get approached (whether it be legit attraction and interest in you, or merely sexual advances) everyday you walk outta the house, not to mention all the perverted thoughts about you that you have no idea about cus they never make it outta the guys head for you to know. All women really have to do is weed out the losers and deadbeats among the many, many suitors. I dunno, maybe im jadedbut I have a hardtime believing in love at first sight or that "Our eyes met across a crowded room" scenario. Even after you do find someone yur interested in, there are so many nut jobs and sicko's walking around perpetrating a fraud like their one of the normal people that it's amiracle when two semi-sane people connect. I fear the day when I find myself staying in a relationship only to avoid being thrown back into the awkward and rejection-filled world that is dating. Im not at that point yet, not even close, but since I have absolutely no faith in dating sites, set-upsor blind dates I think I would be shyt outta luck if faced with having to search for the same connection I currently have with a new person. Not to say im a complete social misfitor that I lack the confidence needed to approach someone, its just that I have never had to, nor do I think I could get pass the initial awkwardness of not knowing someone to do so. I met the gf in school and we just sorta started hanging out and she was the aggressor so I didn't have to do much but sit there and nod. Damn, that was longer than I intended. Anyhoo, question is...

If yur in one now, or have ever been in one, how did yur relationship start? Also, do you find it awkward or difficult trying to get to know someone yur inerested in?

Mah Active Desktop: I feel more compelled to change my wallpaper now that i made this section. This one is a very well done photograph from a Deviant Art member. It wonderfully combines two thing i love and adore.

Uh, if ya read all that, thanks and...

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Vid OTD:

Obvious and shameless cross promotion aside, this is hilarious- vid

Ques?ion OTD:

I have been sexually active for the better part of a decade and have never been tested for anything. Ive had 9 partners but only 1 constant (the gf) in the last 4 years. Now, Ive had my share of not so wise, cavalier moments but I think i have chosen my conquests (that's a term my sister uses, not one I use) somewhat wisely. In the very least, I haven't dipped my pen in any ink for sale... if ya catch my meaning. Even though I am fairly certain im clean (physically, mentally is a separate issue) Im gonna get myself tested cus ya never know. Anyhoo, question is...

How often should you get tested? Also, have you been tested for anything, for any reason? (i thought about deleting the second question cus i really dont need or want to know any details, lol.Just if you have GYT... gotten yurself tested).

Mah Active Desktop:New Blog section! . I dont change my wallpaper that often so i dont know how often this section will appear but whatev, maybe i'll post it at the end of every entry anyhow. This one features the stunning in every way possible, Audrey Hepburn. God i love her andI'd sell my soul to have lived 40 years ago just to be near her. Made this yesterday at work, first time i ever made a wallpaper and i think it came out nicely. Yah, i know "arent ya suposed to be working at work?" Well, dont be dumb enough to have Photoshop on the computers and maybe i'd be able to concentrate .

Uhhh, the title is a twist on the Eminem lyric "What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend" from the song, "Drug Ballad". I know, its disgusting, but thats the point.

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Randomness: I don't watch Jon & Kate Plus 8 but I have been hearing a lot about his alleged infidelity on shows like The Soup and Chelsea Lately. From what I have seen via those outlets alone, I don't blame Jon for stepping out cus Kate, is a beeyatch. The title was meant to be funny more than anything resembling an actual factoid cus I don't know the dynamics of their relationship or if Jon is even the "bread winner".

Vid OTD:

The Onion is the most original and ingenious "organization" of the youtube generation - vid

Ques?ion OTD:

For the longest time it has bothered me right down to my core when i hear about ridiculous divorce sttlements. I'll preface this with saying thatim not against women being taken care of after a divorce, especially if theywerent employed and children are involved. Oh and i know there are occasions when the female is the "cash cow" e.g. Brit/K-Fed, but most of the time its women getting paid and the guy getting screwed. IMO, its plain ol' BS when womenend up recieving half of the money that frankly, they didnt earn.Yes, its not the smartest move to go without a prenuptial agreement but still, getting screwed out of yur lifes work is bananas. Even in the cases were the guy was unfaithful, i still think its crazy to reward half of the assets to the woman; someone pease explain to me how getting some strange equals out to $100,000,000.00 being lost. Again, im notagainst women being taken care of, but HALF?!! Seriously, what exactly did the women do that was wortha small fortune? Honestly, i despise women like Juanita Jordan, Heather Mills, Marcia Murphey and Ivanka Trump; yah, Donald Trump is a grade-A doosh, but no one deserves to lose half their money like that. Just cus the judge awards you the money doesnt mean you have to accept it, thats just dispicable imo. Mini rant complete, question is...

Would you take half of your spouse's assets following a divorce? Also, would you get married withouta prenuptial agreement in place?

Sport Talk: White sox... blah! Moving on to Basketball; well, the Bulls/C's series started with a bang, impressed throughout and then ended with a thud. The Bulls just didn't show up, they had multiple chances to either win or force that game 7 into yet another, overtime. In the end though, the reason I picked the C's to win that matchup is cus the Bulls just aren't mature enough, they have absolutely no killer instinct. Denver is looking good and I expect them to spank the Mavs but the Magic/C's series could be another long one. In a semi-shocker, the Lakers lost game 1 at home last night but im not worried. Everyone (including Kobe, early) stuggled with thier scoring. I dont expect Odom and Gasol to have too manymore poor games. Anyhoo, first round is in the books...

Playoff Tracker
(Picks to win series in bold).

Eastern Conference Semi-Finals

Orlando vs. Boston (Magic lead series, 1-0) - Game 2, Weds.
Atlanta vs. Cleveland (series tied, 0-0) - Game 1, Tonight

Western Conference Semi-Finals

Los Angeles vs. Houston (Rockets lead series, 1-0) - Game 2, Weds.
Denver vs. Dallas (Nuggets lead series, 1-0) - Game 2, Tonight.

Digg This:

G.I. Joe: Resolute {2009} . . .

My Take: Two words, effin sweetness! If this doesn't get you pumped up for the live action feature, nothing will. Ok, I was quite satisfied with the old format of Cobra Commander being a whiney, weak and cowardly villain; in this feature the malevolent villain is badass and completely hardcore. The entire movie is that way, the Joe's are vicious and there is actual bloodshed. The final showdown between Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow (which lets face it, those two have always been the best part of the franchise) was insane and I loved the back story. Needless to say, im even more excited for the live action film and I'll buy this the very day it comes out on dvd.

Hottie OTD:

Rachel Nichols. . .

My Take: Not to be confused with the ESPN correspondent (who isn't bad looking herself), Rachel has been on my radar for quite a while now. First noticing her as the highly intelligent and insanely gorgeous Rachel, in the series Alias; now she has feature roles in two highly touted summer films. Im really looking forward to seeing her show off her athleticism when she takes on the mantle of Scarlett in G.I. Joe: the Rise of Cobra. As for her role in Star Trek, not familiar with her character in the least bit, but she is a fine actress so I think she can pull it off no matter the demand.

Hottie OTD:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt. . .

My Take: He has been acting for a really long time with his first big break as a character on the series Dark Shadows, which ive seen but never became a fan of cus unfortunately, it was too geeky even for my tastes. He'll primarily be remembered by me as Tommy, the feminine-looking and often mocked alien from 3rd Rock from the Sun. He was great in that series and has grown up into quite the actor. He has put on stellar performances in very good, but unrecognized features such as Brick and The Lookout. Though I was shocked and a bit uneasy when I first heard about it, I am definitely looking forward to seeing and hearing how well he pulls off Cobra Commander in G.I. Joe: the Rise of Cobra.

Music Spotlight:

Kevin Rudolf-In The City{2008}. . .

My Take: The first time i heard his song "Let it rock" feturing lil'Waynei passed him off as another wannabe; i was pleasantly surprised after listening to his album in full and i honestly think he is the real deal. He is touted as a triple threat in music cus he cricles thehip-hop, rock and pop genres. The album is solid (i like his rock stuff more) but the mix of genrs works for him, not muddled at all and i love his high energy which is one most of the songs. Check him out...

Recommended: (Welcome to the World), (In the City) and (N.Y.C.)

Mah Life: aka "The one with the nip-slip"...

This past weekend we took another trip to Wisconsin (The Dells area). It was fun and little warmer this time so more stuff was open, the outdoor water attraction were still out of commission but the other stuff was good to go. We got there Thursday night and didn't do much of anything cus we were pretty wiped out from the drive (friggin construction added about an hour extra) but Friday we did a little gambling, I played Blackjack and won $160 on the $10 table; that came in handy and pretty much took care of all the expenses. Saturday we went to the indoor water park which was ok, would have been better if not for all the little kids but whatev. It was a fun 2 days and we definitely need to go back when its hotter. Oh, at the water park this lady (who was maybe 25-30) was helping her kid into a raft and when she bent over, her boob popped right out of her swimsuit. I don't know if im more mature (I doubt it), or if im just desensitized to nudity cus I barely thought twice about it. If that would've happened 10 years ago I would have popped the buttons right off of my swim trunks, lol. Geez, what's happened to me when a perfectly fine breast shows itself and I feel nothing? Uh, that'll does it...

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Randomness: In 2008 there were over 100 reported incidents of Dolphin on Human sexual assault. Lmao! I didnt know Dolphins were that frisky but somehow i have blame the humans, they have to be doing something to incite this behavior. Theres an obvious blow-hole joke there, but i wont make it.

Vid OTD:

This cracks me up and creeps me out at the same time - vid

Ques?ion OTD:

Both Chuck and Heroes had their season finales this week and its about that time for every show to start its countdown to summer hiatus'. I rather liked the way Heroes left open the possibility of a return by Sylar and i gotta say i didnt see it shaping up the way it did. Havent watched the Chuck finale yet and im not really looking forward to it, imo last weeks episode felt like it should have been the finale. Of course, i cant wait for Supernatural, it consistently has great finales. Anyhoo, question is...

Of the shows you watch, which season finale are you most looking forward to?

Sport Talk: The Sox are still neck deep in mediocrity, *sigh*, they are the picture of inconsistent; ya know its bad when the Tigers are leading the division . On to Basketball... Who figured that the Bulls/C's matchup would take the spotlight in the first round? Its been great, so much that I wish I liked either one of those teams, lol. Though it is good to be able to just enjoy a game and not feel anxious when one team is losing. The rest of the playoffs are going as expected, the Lakers and the Cavs made quick work outta their first round matchups and the old n tired Spurs are almost done. I don't see how that was considered an upset when the Spurs are missing an all-star and another is all but hobbled by injuries and oldness. The beaten on the Hornets at the hands of the Nuggets was just embarrassing so yeah...

Playoff Tracker

EAST

CLE wins series 4-0 (Advances to conference Semi-finals)
CHI vs. BOS (C's lead series, 3-2) Game 6, Thursday
PHI vs. ORL (Magic lead series, 3-2) Game 6, Thursday
ATL vs. MIA (Series tied, 2-2) - Game 5, Tonight

WEST

LAL wins series 4-1 (Advances to conference Semi-finals)
DAL wins series 4-1 (Advances to conference Semi-finals)
POR vs. HOU (Rockets lead series, 3-2) Game 6, Thursday
DEN vs. NOH (Nuggets lead series, 3-1) Game 5, Tonight

Digg This:

Doomsday{2008} . . .

My Take: This is terribly unoriginal, it borrowed heavily from the likes of Resident Evil and 28 Weeks Later. That's the one thing I'll agree with on the negative side of the reviews I read prior to watching it. That said, I had a great time watching it, i guess you culd call it a "Guy-Flick". There are some genuinely cringe-worthy moments and the action is fantastic, no punches were pulled at all. You can watch the trailer or read the synopsis and from that alone take that obviously, its not the most enlightening or thought provoking film but I do think its worth watching. Also, it's a prime example of why I like to watch movies and form my own opinion instead of listening to someone else's review. If anything, you wont be bored watching it.

Hottie OTD:

Eva Pigford. . .

My Take: Uh, i dont watch America's Next Top Model or The Young and the Restless so i honestly dont know a darn thing about her except for the fact she was/is on those shows. She is gorgeous; i hear she is a diva (or bytch, if you will), but who really cares. Its not hear opinion im interested in . She was featured as a freak of the week on an episode of Smallville but didnt really do much acting. She can however, pull off the short hair thing, which is something not all women can do.

Hottie OTD:

Guy Pearce. . .

My Take: I thought he was the dude that was married to Madonna; lol, turns out, that's Guy Ritchie... didnt know they were seperate people, but who cares. He starred in Memento, which is one of the most confusing, but still good movies i have ever seen.I Haven't seen many of his other films but I did recently see him in the movie Traitor... he was decent enough I guess. Apparently he is considered the low-budget doppelganger of Brad Pitt; honestly that's not the worst thing he could be called.

I'm an AnimeViewer:

CHOBITS (Epidodes 1-4)...

My Take:This is a rather uncharacteristic chopice for me. I typically only watch anime that feature some sorta action or good vs. evil epithet. I started watching it cus i read that it featured people using machines with A.I. like servants. Automatons always intrigue me so i gave it shot. It has a hint of the Lolicon thing, which can be a little off-putting but its not taken overboard even the the series overall is purposely perverted, so thats good. Im only through 4 episodes but as of now im liking it; they have hinted on exploringthe ethical reprecussions of people using them as pets and servants.

WTF?!: (This ties into the vid up there).

Theres a fetish called Masking, there are techniques (one in particular called "Layering") where the participant uses multiple masks at one time. They do it to hide their identity while pursuing various "erotic" situations; I put erotic in quotes cus nothing sexual really takes place, they just dance and pose for each other for the most part. There is one rule, like a Lucha Libre, you never, EVER, EVER... take off yur mask or de-mask someone while yur doing, whatever it is yur gonna do. I first heard of this a few weeks ago on AOTS and ummm, lmao! It never amazes me the depths of some people's perversions. Kinky is one thing but when does a latex fetish mutate into this? Please, let me know so I can retire my leather gear... VIDEO

Music Spotlight:

Shiny Toy Guns- Season of Poison {2008}. . .

My Take: On the heels of hearing thier awesome and imo vastly superior cover for the song "Major Tom" a few weeks ago,ihad to feature them sooner rather than later. That song is available forfree download here but its not apart of this album; if it was, it would onl make it that much greater of a sophmore release.The onetinyproblem I had with it is that the more electronica sounding, dark and slow-tempo songs like "Poison" are a bit off and don't seem to mesh with the majority of the album. There are only three of them so that in no way detracts from the album in whole. Also, i listened to their first album and i gotta say i dont miss Ursala's vocals one bit. Carah isnt that big a departure in terms of st.yle and i actually think she adds a flare the album "We Are Pilots" didnt have. So yeah, check 'em out...

Recommended: (Ghost Town), (Ricochet) and (Money for That)

Mah Life: aka "The one with tit for tat"...

The Suicide girls are holding a competition for their members; the winner will be decided based on who submits "the most unique alternative beauty shot" for their upcoming tour. Winners get a free trip to Phoenix and their work featured. I am a proud member, have been for 2 years and this seems like a good enough reason to dust off my camera. If ya have no idea what the suicide girls are all about, they are devoted to expressing "Alternative beauty"... in the nude. Alternative meaning tattoos and piercings; contrary to what people typically think, it doesn't involve the macabre stuff... that's just creepy. Problem with this is that none of the contacts I have acquired since I started shooting live models fit the mold. I guess I have to take out ads but I really don't want weird and creepy girls contacting me I dunno, I guess I'll hit some tattoo places and ask around there. Uh, that'll does it...

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Randomness: Shaving cream manufacturers should really consider raising there prices. I have been shaving almost everyday since i was 12 and i've ever only had one bottle of the stuff. Now, unless the world is filled with Robin Williams'-like characters, i dont see how they could possibly turn profit.

Vid OTD:

Full verion of the song i still cant believe was made for kids - vid

Ques?ion OTD:

Today is Earth Day, i was tought to never leave things plugged into sockets... chargers and things like that, to turn lights off when yur not using them andto conserve water, but those are like common sense things. I dont consider myself a wasteful person but i definitely havent taken every available step to lower my "footprint" and i am for sure not gonna turn off my electrical devices... not even for an hour. Dont get me wrong, i dont want Keanu Reeves coming down here to wipe us all out but i really dont care that much. Anyhoo, question is...

What do you do (if anything) to "save the Planet"?

Sport Talk: Baseball's 2009 season is in full effect, the NBA playoffs have started and the NFL draft is this weekend; outside of Eva Longoria giving out lap dances during halftime of the Spurs/Mavs matchup, its gets no better than this. The Sox are swimming in the pool of mediocrity but at least they are hitting unlike this time last year. As much as I like the NBA playoffs the first round is typically a snooze-fest. Not really the case this year, the C's/Bulls matchup has been incredible and with the exception of the Cavs and Lakers first round matchups, anyone could end up advancing... good stuff! Now that the playoffs are here, the Laker Tracker is officially retired; but now its time for...

Playoff Tracker
(My picks to win in bold)

EAST

CLE vs DET (Cavs lead series, 2-0)
CHI vs BOS (Series tied, 1-1)
PHI vs ORL (76ers lead series,1-0)
ATL vs MIA (Hawks leads series, 1-0)

WEST

LAL vs UTH (LakeShow leads series, 2-0)
DAL vs SAS (Series tied, 1-1)
POR vs HOU (Series tied, 1-1)
DEN vs NOH (Nuggets lead series, 1-0)

Never, Ever, Digg This:

Dragonball Evolution {2009} . . .

My Take: I renamed this section for the purposes of this movie (if that's what ya wanna call it). Going against every common sense bone in my body I went to see this abomination. Now, like the show or not, Dragon Ball (the anime) was an epic show and to turn it into some cookie-cutter "chosen one" story is grade-A bull shyt. I understand trying to appeal to the masses, but gimme a break. They couldn't have shyted on my childhood memories more if they tried; seriously, I could have scrapped up the goo from movie theatre floor and had a better time chewing on that than watching this piece-O-crap. I fought the urge several times to walk out of the theatre and ive never been more pissed coming out of a movie, towards the end I was begging for Dr. Manhattan's big blue wang to make a cameo just to get some sort of amusement. Im glad it failed, im glad I only paid $3 for the matinee ticket and I hope James Wong gets his manhood violated by some distraught fanboy sporting a Vegeta mask. Sorry to say this about the guy who played one of my all-time favorite bad guys but James Marsters was HORRIBLE! The entire cast was awful;it was like none of them were remotely familiar with the source material. *Sigh* I feel sorry for the ever-sexy Jaime Chung who's star just got dimmer but at least she was responsible for the one and I mean ONE awesome part in the movie... the capsules! They were great; but by no means does that make up for the overall craptasticness of this "film". Kaaaaaa-Mehhhhhh-haaaaaa-meeeee-HORRIBLE! This concludes my mini-rant, sorry.

Hottie OTD:

Kate Nauta. . .

My Take: Doesnt she look like Amy Smart in that pic? You may not recognize her and she'll likely look more familiar in this pic. Yep, thats the crazy and very hot Lola from Transporter 2. Man, she is demented, not just in movies, i mean i real life. I heard she went nuts on a starbucks employee for getting order wrong, she reportedly jumped behind the counter and ripped out the machine... sexy! . I also heard she has a nude scene in the upcoming movie Nine Miles Down... no idea what that movie is about but im likey to see it .

Hottie OTD:

James Franco. . .

My Take: Dammit! I could have used him for the male hottie in my last entry cus apparently he is pretty big pot-head. As seen in Pineapple Express, he pulled it off well and it turns out, portraying a dope-man is not a stretch for him. He'll be in yet another weed-centric movie called Your Highness so yeah... Other than the Spiderman franchise i havent seem much more of him so im not that impresed with his acting ability, doesnt mean much coming from me though, like i said, i havent seen many of his films.

Music Spotlight:

Sia - Some People Have Real Problems {2008}. . .

My Take: Sometimes the itunes recommendations are worth checking out cus if I hadn't I probably wouldn't know about Sia. This is her second album and even though I always liked her song "Breathe Me", which was a recommendation brought on by searching for Zero 7 songs a while back, I never got around to listening (in full) to her first. I think if yur a fan of Ingrid Michaelson or other artist like that who are great but not quite mainstream, you'll love her cus she has that brilliant blend of lyrical content and off-beat music. Going back and listening to the first album, I have to say that her song writing in this one is much better; take the song "Academia", its genius plain and simple. Its one of the few albums I actually purchased last year. Check her out...

Recommended: (Academia), (The Girl You Lost to Cocaine) and (Lentil)

Mah Life: aka "The one with the guise of generosity"...

Sunday my aunt (unexpectedly) stopped by the apartment (uninvited) with a gift in hand; it was a lens, a pretty good one at that (she is loaded). This sounds nice huh? Well, you don't know my aunt; a gift from her isn't really a gift, more like aweight she holds over yur head. Basically, if we were Italian, she'd be the Don of our family. When people give gifts they aren't supposed to expect something in return, that's kinda the point of a gift, am I correct? So when she asked me how I felt about it I said... I'm gonna have the time of my life and that I'd never felt that way a about a gift before, I swore it was the truth and that I owed all my joy to her. Sadly, she too has seen Dirty Dancing so that didn't fly, therefore I was forced to say something somewhat heartfelt. I really did appreciate it though, it's just that im not a huge fan of saying thank you repeatedly. Oh and the gf did actually make cookies, delicious ones, chocolate chip mint cookies... *drools*. Uh, that'll does it...

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