Ask me 3 questions and no matter how absurd, random, intrusive or silly they are, i'll answer them honestly.

Later

(I whip you, and you like it)

Mah Randomness: Californication has been good so far, the addition of Kathleen Turner is to my liking, didn't know she was so funny. Her character is probably a little vulgar for some though, I was gonna title this blog... "You ate this pvssy like your mama made it" but I think that would have been pushing it with the mod's quote allowance.

Mah Vid OTD:

Best infomercial evahhhhhhhhh! - vid

Mah Ques?ion OTD:

I want to do a tv-centric blog but i get the feeling its never gonna happen so i'll just ramble a bit. There arent very many standoouts among the new shows but i do really like Modern Family, i thinks its hilarious. I dropped Dollhouse from my schedule and Hank and The Middle are god awful so both of those got dropped quickly. Loving Californication so far, already mentioned that i like Kathleen's character and Sons of Anarchy is so chaotic its ridiculous, its probably the most anticipated show week to week for me. Supernatural has also been great and believe it or not Vampire Diaries is growing on me, never been this excited about VD before . Umm, Flash Foward is good but moving kinda slow, i'll stick with it, for now. V premieres tomorrow, hopefully its as good as it looks. Heroes is and will forever be a favorite of mine; love Sylar, wish they'd show more of Peter and sadly less of Claire. Friggin baseball playoffs have haulted House, Bones and Fringe but they all return this/next week so thats good. Anyhoo, question is...

What tv show (new or old) are you enjoying the most so far?

Tv.com:

Not that I'm sitting around counting pageviews but I noticed mine have been at 74693 for almost three years. Has anyone noticed theirs going up, is it just me or yet another kink in the system? Its no big deal but I'd kinda like to know the real number. My forum posts are updating but not the pageviews, what's the deal?! And i just realized my logo is out of date . Another annoying little change in the site is that you can no longer see if there are new comments added to a blog entry from your main page, you have to actually go into the blog to check. Ya never really know how much you appreciate little things like that until you can no lopnger do them.

Stacey Dash . . .

Mah Take: I don't agree with the quote in that pic at all cus I loves the jeans in which the thong shows . Wouldn't have thunk it but she's old enough to be my mother! who cares though, she is still a hot one. I looked up her credits as I do with everyone I feature and they are waaaaay longer than I would have imagined. Not a huge fan of hers as an actress, the only thing I really remember her from is Clueless. Yes, I watched Clueless, the movie and some of the tv show, theres no shame in my game .

Hottie OTD:

Alex O'loughlin . . .

Mah Take: I didn't watch The Shield long enough to appreciate his role on that show but I loved him on the under appreciated and canceled too soon show, Moonlight. I'm not an expert or anything, but I didn't think he was a good looking dude until I started watching Three Rivers, maybe it was the hair *shrug*. Anyhoo, I like that show and his character, I hear its not doing well ratings wise so I'm not getting attached, looks like he cant catch a break.

WTF?!: From, Countdown with Keith Olbermann ~ A Utah man has been involuntarily placed in the care of a pyschiatriac hospital for attempted suicide and self mutilation. The man was first denied divorce from his wife of three years on two separate occasions due to "grounds of request being insufficient". When the divorce requests didn't work he later tried overdosing by ingesting a bottle of Aspirin. When that didn't work, two weeks after being released from the hospital the man threw himself out the second story window of his apartment building. He again survived and while in the hospital the man suffered minor burns when he poured hot water onto his chest, stomach and genitals. Ok, SUICIDE and MENTAL ILLNESS ARE NOT FUNNY! But how big of a ball busting bytch was this woman that he tried to off himself multiple times when he couldn't divorce her and when that didn't work he resorted to burning his man bits. And shame on you, Utah! You'd think after he tried to fly outta the window whoever is in charge of seeing to divorce matters would take a close look at this women. The guy would rather lose his junk than be married to this lady, that's messed up. Wacky Mormons! (I have no proof they were Mormons and I guess if they were one of his other wives would step in and help him, at least that's how they roll on HBO.) *shrug*.

Mah Music Spotlight:

Owl City - Ocean Eyes {2008} . . .

Mah Take: This is another one of those albums were its not mandatory but its highly recommended that you listen to the songs in their proper order because there is a story being told from song to song; its small things like that which make an solid album stand out for me. The tracks are cohesive too, there isn't much deviation in tone; I guess that can be a knock on the album, but not for me. If you like Death Cab for Cutie, you'll probably like this album/band, though Owl City is a little more "pop".

Recommended: (Hello Seattle), (Vanilla Twilight), (On the Wing) & (Fireflies)

Mah Life: aka "The one with sleepovers"...

Like an hour ago a guy walked up to the checkout line and sneezed right into his hand then proceeded to pull money from his wallet without thinking twice about wiping the boogies off his hand first. Stuff like that is just one of the many reasons I don't like working the register, i'd much rather do stock *sigh*. Anyhoo, I conveniently passed my register duty on to a coworker before the snot monster got to the front of the line... better he get sick than me. *Is going to hell* . Things are going smoothly with Melanie (the possible new gf); we've slept at each others places but sleeping at hers was a little weird for two reasons. The reasons are her roommates. They are both cool enough, but nosey as all hell. Jen, who btw is shorter than Melanie (like 5 foot nothin) grilled the crap outta me the first time, didn't mind it cus im not shy, but a couple of times I wanted to stop her and say "HEY LOON, IM NOT DATING YOU!". Nothing much else is going on; the Supernatural convention is in two weeks *Happy dance*. There are several people from the deviantART community and random others I know who say they are gonna go so hopefully we'll meet up and enjoy each others fandom. Is anyone from this site going to be there?

Picture OTD:

I swtiched the little symbols next to the HOTD's, so they are now accurate. I had the male icon next to the female HOTD and vice-versa because they were supposed to be "for" that sex to look at. I finally changed it cus some dudes, like dudes and some women, like women and it could have come off like i was boxing people in or neglecting to realize same sex coupling. Ogle whichever ya like .

Later
(I squish you!)

Randomness: Its that time of year, ya know, where Disney princesses, teachers, nuns, nurses, anime characters and schoolgirls all get turned into whore-ish bizzaro world clones of themselves for the sake of Haloween costumes. It's deplorable and i thank God for it every year . Basketball starts tonight and i'm pumped. Lets go Lakeshow! .

Created By Me: Mah drawings...

1. Muse - pic
2. Fairy - pic
3. Elana - pic
4. Bria - pic

Mah Music Spotlight:

Mah Take: This is one of the bands i found out about at Lolapalooza earlier this year. Simply put, this is the best album that i have heard this year and its not even close. It's only the 4th hardcopy CD I've bought this year and deservedly so cus there isnt a bad track, the lyrics in every song are clever and i love the 50's sty.le dance pop sound. Even if its not your kinda music, i dare anyone to listen to any of the songs below and not tap your feet.The only bad thing is that the songs arent longer.

Recommended: (Mansard Roof ), (A-Punk), (M79) and (Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa)

WTF?!: Parents in a Pennsylvania community are petitioning to have trick-or-treating banned on Halloween night. Why you ask? Because there are not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6... BUT 7...count 'em 7 registered sex offenders in said neighborhood. First off, why in the hell are so many pedo's in one area? Shouldn't they be protesting to get the molesters out of the area?! Call me crazy but rapists shouldn't outnumber minorities at your local block party. Btw, this is just one case, there are 3 separate communities in PA that are doing the same, for other reasons (mainly health concerns). I don't have children so I cant possibly know how paranoid it makes you but if yur that worried, why not just accompany yur little crumb snatcher and skip the deviant houses instead of banning it? But I guess I can see where their concerns come from, Halloween is the one time a year where its completely legal and acceptable for creepy old dudes to offer children candy while disguising their appearance *shudders*.

Ques?ion OTD:

Halloween is this week and i have no plans whatsoever. No parties as of yet, no tricks, no treats, nothin! This'll be the second year that wont dress up, I've done so every year since grade school but i think i'm finally over it. Anyhoo, question is...

Are you going to dress up for Halloween? if so, what's your costume?

Picture OTD (Halloween edition):

lol, the guy in the last picture has a rape-face. No eye candy in this one, sorry . There will be hotties in the next one and I plan on blogging more. Kinda missed it, but not a bunch. I do wanna get a tv blog done, maybe next week, i dunno, trying to take my drawing seriously *shrug*.

Later
(they arent humpin this time)

I heard that question on the radio yesterday morning. Didnt catch the whole story and i is far too lazy to look it up now but some teacher in high school (i think) asked her students to write an essay about it... something like that. What the hell does that even mean? literally urinate in his mouth? Uh, contrary to what my internet browser history may say, im not into that, so no.

This was just a BS blog to see if i could actually blog. I tried a couple times last week and it wasnt happening for whatever reason... not even on gamespot so i took a little break and im enjoying it . Ive been pretty busy with work anyway and im trying to concentrate on improving my art skills so eh.

Damn, how half-assed was this?! . I'll be back next week, please try and contain yurselves in the absence of my awesomeness until then, lol.

Later .

Mah Randomness: Football (what we Americans and Canadians call football) starts tomorrow and so does Supernatural. Im definitely more excited about the latter and i'll probably see the movie 9 this weekend cus no one really wants to go to the midnight showing when we have to work the next day. Happy 9/9/9, it has no significance but its cool to say.

Mah Ques?ion OTD:

So its about that time for the new tv season which means last season shows are coming out on dvd. My collection is sooooo spotty and incomplete its ridiculous and it'll only get more so. Of all the ones im interested in owning the only one I bought already is Supernatural season 4 . Anyhoo, question is...

What is the one box set you have to own from the last tv season?

Everyone seems to be doing it and im a follower so here it is...

Mah Fall Tv Schedule:

Monday -

7pm: How I Met Your Mother, Accidentally on Purpose, House and Heroes
8pm: Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, Lie to Me and Trauma
9pm: Real World/Road Rules: The Ruins

Time Management: Damn! I both love and hate Monday. Heroes gets re-aired on G4 Tuesdays so I can watch that live and House gets watched live on Monday. Lie to Me gets watched live and everything else gets recorded. Not sure how long Accidentally on Purpose will last but I'll watch cus I like Jenna and its basically the same premise of Knocked Up, a movie I love. I really wish i liked Castle cus my Mondays are wide open in that timeslot.

Tuesday -

7pm: NCIS and V
8pm: NCIS: Los Angeles
9pm: Sons of Anarchy and The Forgotten

Time Management: I am STILL 2 seasons behind on NCIS so that'll get recorded until I get caught up... I still have all last season on my dvr . the other NCIS gets recorded too and SOA gets the live watch while The Forgotten gets recorded. V looks spectacular, not jaded about it cus im not at all familiar with the original series.

Wednesday -

7pm: Hank, The Middle and The New Adventures of Old Christine
8pm: Modern Family and Criminal Minds
9pm: Top Chef, The Ultimate Fighter, South Park and Eastwick

Time Management: I'll record all the shows in the 7o'clock timeslot and watch Heroes live broadcast on G4. Criminal Minds gets watched live and everything else gets recorded. The 9o'clock shows kinda work out in my favor cus they all get multiple airings throughout the week so i can watch Eastwick live for however long that hold my interest. Hopefully it Charmed minus the last two seasons but im getting a Desperate Housewives kinda vibe and that aint good.

Thursday -

7pm: FlashForward, Survivor: Samoa, Bones, Vampire Diaries
8pm: Fringe, Communityand Supernatural
9pm: Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Mentalist

Time Management: I don't have to record Survivor cus its free On Demand the next day so Bones gets watched live and Flash Forward and VD (*giggles @ VD*) both get recorded. Tough choice at 8 but I must watch Supernatural cus its my most anticipated show of the new season and Community/Fringe will get recorded. Really looking forward to season 2 of Fringe and Joel McHale owns so hopefully Community is good.The Mentalist gets recorded cus I gotta watch Always Sunny live.

Friday -

7pm: Smallville
8pm: Stargate Universe, Dollhouse and Southland
9pm: Sanctuary and White Collar

Time Management: The only thing good about Smallville getting bumped out of the spot it held for 8 years is that there is no longer in competition for it, at least for me. After Monk goes on its hiatus I'll watch Southland live and Dollhouse and SGU get recorded. Really looking forward to season 2 of Sanctuary and White Collar seems right up my alley. Please, no "up my alley" jokes, yur better than that, dont stoop to my level.

Saturday -

8pm: Robin Hood

Time Management: Saturday tv is in such a sad state which is good I suppose cus im hardly ever in the house on that day. I'll record Robin Hood tho and watch it on Sunday between football games.

Sunday -

7pm: Football
8pm: Dexter, Family Guy, Bored to Death and Three Rivers
9pm: Californication and Entourage

Time Management: I'll watch Dexter live since there are no commercials and it's the only thing in that timeslot guaranteed to be worth watching. Not sure Three Rivers will last but I'll give it a shot only cus Alex O'Loughlin (formally of Moonlight) and Katherine Moennig (formally of L Word) are going to be in it. Between Entourage and Californication I'm not sure which I'll watch live and which I'll watch in the multiples timeslots they get later the same night. Bored to Death seems pretty good but noir types are hit or miss with me.

*I'll probably do another one of these that'll include the mid season replacements when they are about to happen. If Im bored enough I'll probably watch whatever train wreck of a reality show VH1 is airing. I only watch cus I know that an uncontrollable strain of VD is gonna break out on one of these shows and there will be incurable itchy crotches everywhere... and really, if I missed that happen I'll never forgive myself.

Later