Mah Randomness: Californication has been good so far, the addition of Kathleen Turner is to my liking, didn't know she was so funny. Her character is probably a little vulgar for some though, I was gonna title this blog... "You ate this pvssy like your mama made it" but I think that would have been pushing it with the mod's quote allowance.

Mah Vid OTD:

Best infomercial evahhhhhhhhh! - vid

Mah Ques?ion OTD:

I want to do a tv-centric blog but i get the feeling its never gonna happen so i'll just ramble a bit. There arent very many standoouts among the new shows but i do really like Modern Family, i thinks its hilarious. I dropped Dollhouse from my schedule and Hank and The Middle are god awful so both of those got dropped quickly. Loving Californication so far, already mentioned that i like Kathleen's character and Sons of Anarchy is so chaotic its ridiculous, its probably the most anticipated show week to week for me. Supernatural has also been great and believe it or not Vampire Diaries is growing on me, never been this excited about VD before . Umm, Flash Foward is good but moving kinda slow, i'll stick with it, for now. V premieres tomorrow, hopefully its as good as it looks. Heroes is and will forever be a favorite of mine; love Sylar, wish they'd show more of Peter and sadly less of Claire. Friggin baseball playoffs have haulted House, Bones and Fringe but they all return this/next week so thats good. Anyhoo, question is...

What tv show (new or old) are you enjoying the most so far?

Tv.com:

Not that I'm sitting around counting pageviews but I noticed mine have been at 74693 for almost three years. Has anyone noticed theirs going up, is it just me or yet another kink in the system? Its no big deal but I'd kinda like to know the real number. My forum posts are updating but not the pageviews, what's the deal?! And i just realized my logo is out of date . Another annoying little change in the site is that you can no longer see if there are new comments added to a blog entry from your main page, you have to actually go into the blog to check. Ya never really know how much you appreciate little things like that until you can no lopnger do them.

Stacey Dash . . .

Mah Take: I don't agree with the quote in that pic at all cus I loves the jeans in which the thong shows . Wouldn't have thunk it but she's old enough to be my mother! who cares though, she is still a hot one. I looked up her credits as I do with everyone I feature and they are waaaaay longer than I would have imagined. Not a huge fan of hers as an actress, the only thing I really remember her from is Clueless. Yes, I watched Clueless, the movie and some of the tv show, theres no shame in my game .

Hottie OTD:

Alex O'loughlin . . .

Mah Take: I didn't watch The Shield long enough to appreciate his role on that show but I loved him on the under appreciated and canceled too soon show, Moonlight. I'm not an expert or anything, but I didn't think he was a good looking dude until I started watching Three Rivers, maybe it was the hair *shrug*. Anyhoo, I like that show and his character, I hear its not doing well ratings wise so I'm not getting attached, looks like he cant catch a break.

WTF?!: From, Countdown with Keith Olbermann ~ A Utah man has been involuntarily placed in the care of a pyschiatriac hospital for attempted suicide and self mutilation. The man was first denied divorce from his wife of three years on two separate occasions due to "grounds of request being insufficient". When the divorce requests didn't work he later tried overdosing by ingesting a bottle of Aspirin. When that didn't work, two weeks after being released from the hospital the man threw himself out the second story window of his apartment building. He again survived and while in the hospital the man suffered minor burns when he poured hot water onto his chest, stomach and genitals. Ok, SUICIDE and MENTAL ILLNESS ARE NOT FUNNY! But how big of a ball busting bytch was this woman that he tried to off himself multiple times when he couldn't divorce her and when that didn't work he resorted to burning his man bits. And shame on you, Utah! You'd think after he tried to fly outta the window whoever is in charge of seeing to divorce matters would take a close look at this women. The guy would rather lose his junk than be married to this lady, that's messed up. Wacky Mormons! (I have no proof they were Mormons and I guess if they were one of his other wives would step in and help him, at least that's how they roll on HBO.) *shrug*.

Mah Music Spotlight:

Owl City - Ocean Eyes {2008} . . .

Mah Take: This is another one of those albums were its not mandatory but its highly recommended that you listen to the songs in their proper order because there is a story being told from song to song; its small things like that which make an solid album stand out for me. The tracks are cohesive too, there isn't much deviation in tone; I guess that can be a knock on the album, but not for me. If you like Death Cab for Cutie, you'll probably like this album/band, though Owl City is a little more "pop".

Recommended: (Hello Seattle), (Vanilla Twilight), (On the Wing) & (Fireflies)

Mah Life: aka "The one with sleepovers"...

Like an hour ago a guy walked up to the checkout line and sneezed right into his hand then proceeded to pull money from his wallet without thinking twice about wiping the boogies off his hand first. Stuff like that is just one of the many reasons I don't like working the register, i'd much rather do stock *sigh*. Anyhoo, I conveniently passed my register duty on to a coworker before the snot monster got to the front of the line... better he get sick than me. *Is going to hell* . Things are going smoothly with Melanie (the possible new gf); we've slept at each others places but sleeping at hers was a little weird for two reasons. The reasons are her roommates. They are both cool enough, but nosey as all hell. Jen, who btw is shorter than Melanie (like 5 foot nothin) grilled the crap outta me the first time, didn't mind it cus im not shy, but a couple of times I wanted to stop her and say "HEY LOON, IM NOT DATING YOU!". Nothing much else is going on; the Supernatural convention is in two weeks *Happy dance*. There are several people from the deviantART community and random others I know who say they are gonna go so hopefully we'll meet up and enjoy each others fandom. Is anyone from this site going to be there?

Picture OTD:

I swtiched the little symbols next to the HOTD's, so they are now accurate. I had the male icon next to the female HOTD and vice-versa because they were supposed to be "for" that sex to look at. I finally changed it cus some dudes, like dudes and some women, like women and it could have come off like i was boxing people in or neglecting to realize same sex coupling. Ogle whichever ya like .

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(I squish you!)

Randomness: Its that time of year, ya know, where Disney princesses, teachers, nuns, nurses, anime characters and schoolgirls all get turned into whore-ish bizzaro world clones of themselves for the sake of Haloween costumes. It's deplorable and i thank God for it every year . Basketball starts tonight and i'm pumped. Lets go Lakeshow! .

Created By Me: Mah drawings...

1. Muse - pic
2. Fairy - pic
3. Elana - pic
4. Bria - pic

Mah Music Spotlight:

Mah Take: This is one of the bands i found out about at Lolapalooza earlier this year. Simply put, this is the best album that i have heard this year and its not even close. It's only the 4th hardcopy CD I've bought this year and deservedly so cus there isnt a bad track, the lyrics in every song are clever and i love the 50's sty.le dance pop sound. Even if its not your kinda music, i dare anyone to listen to any of the songs below and not tap your feet.The only bad thing is that the songs arent longer.

Recommended: (Mansard Roof ), (A-Punk), (M79) and (Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa)

WTF?!: Parents in a Pennsylvania community are petitioning to have trick-or-treating banned on Halloween night. Why you ask? Because there are not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6... BUT 7...count 'em 7 registered sex offenders in said neighborhood. First off, why in the hell are so many pedo's in one area? Shouldn't they be protesting to get the molesters out of the area?! Call me crazy but rapists shouldn't outnumber minorities at your local block party. Btw, this is just one case, there are 3 separate communities in PA that are doing the same, for other reasons (mainly health concerns). I don't have children so I cant possibly know how paranoid it makes you but if yur that worried, why not just accompany yur little crumb snatcher and skip the deviant houses instead of banning it? But I guess I can see where their concerns come from, Halloween is the one time a year where its completely legal and acceptable for creepy old dudes to offer children candy while disguising their appearance *shudders*.

Ques?ion OTD:

Halloween is this week and i have no plans whatsoever. No parties as of yet, no tricks, no treats, nothin! This'll be the second year that wont dress up, I've done so every year since grade school but i think i'm finally over it. Anyhoo, question is...

Are you going to dress up for Halloween? if so, what's your costume?

Picture OTD (Halloween edition):

lol, the guy in the last picture has a rape-face. No eye candy in this one, sorry . There will be hotties in the next one and I plan on blogging more. Kinda missed it, but not a bunch. I do wanna get a tv blog done, maybe next week, i dunno, trying to take my drawing seriously *shrug*.

Later
(they arent humpin this time)

I heard that question on the radio yesterday morning. Didnt catch the whole story and i is far too lazy to look it up now but some teacher in high school (i think) asked her students to write an essay about it... something like that. What the hell does that even mean? literally urinate in his mouth? Uh, contrary to what my internet browser history may say, im not into that, so no.

This was just a BS blog to see if i could actually blog. I tried a couple times last week and it wasnt happening for whatever reason... not even on gamespot so i took a little break and im enjoying it . Ive been pretty busy with work anyway and im trying to concentrate on improving my art skills so eh.

Damn, how half-assed was this?! . I'll be back next week, please try and contain yurselves in the absence of my awesomeness until then, lol.

Later .

Mah Randomness: Football (what we Americans and Canadians call football) starts tomorrow and so does Supernatural. Im definitely more excited about the latter and i'll probably see the movie 9 this weekend cus no one really wants to go to the midnight showing when we have to work the next day. Happy 9/9/9, it has no significance but its cool to say.

Mah Ques?ion OTD:

So its about that time for the new tv season which means last season shows are coming out on dvd. My collection is sooooo spotty and incomplete its ridiculous and it'll only get more so. Of all the ones im interested in owning the only one I bought already is Supernatural season 4 . Anyhoo, question is...

What is the one box set you have to own from the last tv season?

Everyone seems to be doing it and im a follower so here it is...

Mah Fall Tv Schedule:

Monday -

7pm: How I Met Your Mother, Accidentally on Purpose, House and Heroes
8pm: Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, Lie to Me and Trauma
9pm: Real World/Road Rules: The Ruins

Time Management: Damn! I both love and hate Monday. Heroes gets re-aired on G4 Tuesdays so I can watch that live and House gets watched live on Monday. Lie to Me gets watched live and everything else gets recorded. Not sure how long Accidentally on Purpose will last but I'll watch cus I like Jenna and its basically the same premise of Knocked Up, a movie I love. I really wish i liked Castle cus my Mondays are wide open in that timeslot.

Tuesday -

7pm: NCIS and V
8pm: NCIS: Los Angeles
9pm: Sons of Anarchy and The Forgotten

Time Management: I am STILL 2 seasons behind on NCIS so that'll get recorded until I get caught up... I still have all last season on my dvr . the other NCIS gets recorded too and SOA gets the live watch while The Forgotten gets recorded. V looks spectacular, not jaded about it cus im not at all familiar with the original series.

Wednesday -

7pm: Hank, The Middle and The New Adventures of Old Christine
8pm: Modern Family and Criminal Minds
9pm: Top Chef, The Ultimate Fighter, South Park and Eastwick

Time Management: I'll record all the shows in the 7o'clock timeslot and watch Heroes live broadcast on G4. Criminal Minds gets watched live and everything else gets recorded. The 9o'clock shows kinda work out in my favor cus they all get multiple airings throughout the week so i can watch Eastwick live for however long that hold my interest. Hopefully it Charmed minus the last two seasons but im getting a Desperate Housewives kinda vibe and that aint good.

Thursday -

7pm: FlashForward, Survivor: Samoa, Bones, Vampire Diaries
8pm: Fringe, Communityand Supernatural
9pm: Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Mentalist

Time Management: I don't have to record Survivor cus its free On Demand the next day so Bones gets watched live and Flash Forward and VD (*giggles @ VD*) both get recorded. Tough choice at 8 but I must watch Supernatural cus its my most anticipated show of the new season and Community/Fringe will get recorded. Really looking forward to season 2 of Fringe and Joel McHale owns so hopefully Community is good.The Mentalist gets recorded cus I gotta watch Always Sunny live.

Friday -

7pm: Smallville
8pm: Stargate Universe, Dollhouse and Southland
9pm: Sanctuary and White Collar

Time Management: The only thing good about Smallville getting bumped out of the spot it held for 8 years is that there is no longer in competition for it, at least for me. After Monk goes on its hiatus I'll watch Southland live and Dollhouse and SGU get recorded. Really looking forward to season 2 of Sanctuary and White Collar seems right up my alley. Please, no "up my alley" jokes, yur better than that, dont stoop to my level.

Saturday -

8pm: Robin Hood

Time Management: Saturday tv is in such a sad state which is good I suppose cus im hardly ever in the house on that day. I'll record Robin Hood tho and watch it on Sunday between football games.

Sunday -

7pm: Football
8pm: Dexter, Family Guy, Bored to Death and Three Rivers
9pm: Californication and Entourage

Time Management: I'll watch Dexter live since there are no commercials and it's the only thing in that timeslot guaranteed to be worth watching. Not sure Three Rivers will last but I'll give it a shot only cus Alex O'Loughlin (formally of Moonlight) and Katherine Moennig (formally of L Word) are going to be in it. Between Entourage and Californication I'm not sure which I'll watch live and which I'll watch in the multiples timeslots they get later the same night. Bored to Death seems pretty good but noir types are hit or miss with me.

*I'll probably do another one of these that'll include the mid season replacements when they are about to happen. If Im bored enough I'll probably watch whatever train wreck of a reality show VH1 is airing. I only watch cus I know that an uncontrollable strain of VD is gonna break out on one of these shows and there will be incurable itchy crotches everywhere... and really, if I missed that happen I'll never forgive myself.

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Mah Randomness: Yesterday this guy who didn't look real came into the store. He didn't do anything; he just didn't look like a real person, lol. I wanted so bad to take a picture with my phone but I couldn't figure out how to play it off like I was taking a shot of his abstract looking face. God I hope my seat in Hell is comfortable.

Mah Ques?ion OTD:

I realized that if I count this weekend when I will see Gamer, I will have seen 33 movies in theatres this year. Last year my total for the entire year was 29, I've already exceeded that and we're only at the front end of September. I'd have to say my favorite so far has been District 9, closely followed by Inglorious Basterds and Star Trek and a few others. Anyhoo, question is...

How many movies have you seen in theatres this year? What was your favorite?

There are women I'd like to kidnap and keep all to myself, not to do anything creepy or perverted with, just take out to look at cus they're so darn adorable... They are, Mah favorite celebs 5'5" and under: (NOT) IN ORDER OF ATTRACTIVENESS! Height's according to IMDB so if theyre wrong, dont blame me. I kinda hate this list btw cus there are so many people i had to leave off including Kristin Chenoweth and Eva Longoria, not to mention all the singers. Eh, onward -

10: Allison Mack . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'5") I didnt start thinking of Allison as attractive until i dunno, maybe season 5 or6 of Smallville. Whenever they got rid of Lana as a regular and pushed Chloe up to center stage, but right before she got kicked back down and replace with Lois as the female eye candy. I think i couldve used Kristin on this list but i dont really like her.

9: Shawn Johnson . . .

Mah Reasoning: (4'9") Not quite cute enough to get me to watch an entire episode of Dancing with the stars but i did watch her segments on Youtube. Made sure not to be creepy about it tho cus she is still 17. But ya better believe creepiness will ensue in exactly 137 days, 3 hours and 22 minutes. And no, i didnt count out the days, its my super power... the ability to know the exact time a girl tuns 18... if i concentrate i can get it down to millisecond; unbelievable, right?! .

8: Brea Grant . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'2") Just finished talking about how adorable i found her to be on Heroes. Still havent seen H2 so i dont know how big a role she had and i still dont know much about her but whatev, she's cute. She could be my nemesis any day.

7: Hayley Williams . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'2") The dynamic and ever so lovely lead singer of the rock group Paramore. I cant get enough of her voice and her personality. She is easily one of the funniest people in music as seen in various interviews.

6: Sarah Carter . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'4") There was a stretch of about 3 months where i was completely obsessed with her; it was during the time she portrayed Alicia on Smallville... i never hated Tom Welling more during that time. I liked her in Shark as well, but she was moslty buttoned up in that series. God,i still pray she teleports into my bedroom *drool*.

5: Mila Kunis . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'3") She is such a beautiful girl, why arent there more studio pictures of her? I hate using red carpet photos, lighting is always crap and the angle isusually bad. Eh, Mila... she is a lot funier than i think she gets credit for being and i could stare into her eyes forever.

4: Alyson Hannigan . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'4") I've been in lust with her since BTVS and she is one of the only bubbly people who dont annoy the crap outta me. Still not sure if i like her better as a brunette or red head, though im partial to red heads in general. Eh, like theres a bad choice.

3: Giada De Laurentis . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'2") Other than maybe Padma Lakshmi, has there even been a sexier waman to pick up a knife? Rhetorical . I go out of my to watch shows i'd typically never watch if she makes an appearance. Something about her handling a cucumber gets me all excited.

2: Kristen Bell . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'1") She is just too cute, who doesnt love her?! Veronica Mars is one of the very few shows i have in completion on dvd. Sadly she was killed off on Heroes, Damn you, Sylar... RIP Elle. I wish terribly that i liked Gossip Girl, if only to be able to watch her. Btw, i think this is the 4th time ive used that picture, i love it .

1: Hayden Panettiere . . .

Mah Reasoning: (5'1") I LOVE me some Hayden. Some much even that i sat through the entire crappy ass movie, Bring it On: All or Nothing. Hayden in a tank top and short skirt... *nose bleed*. Still havent seen I Love You, Beth Cooper, it looks awful but i will watch it one of these days.

There are a few guys in Hollywood who I'd like to be buddies with. Ya know,in the manly sorta way. They are, Mah Top 10 Man Crushes:

10: Alexander Skarsgard . . .

Mah Reasoning: I dunno if its him i wanna be friends with or Eric Northman. I dont know much about him so its probably the character, either way he is pretty damn cool.

9: Shaun White . . .

Mah Reasoning: Despite have absolutely no skill or knowhow on a board of any kind, i admire that dude so much cus he's the best and he hates losing. I forgot the name of the documentary i watched with him in it but after i saw it i knew he would have to be a fun guy to be around.

8: LeBron James . . .

Mah Reasoning: Kobe is and will forever be the Heir Apparent in my eyes but LeBron definitely has the better personlaity, the guy is funny and probably a blast to be around.

7: Ryan Reynolds . . .

Mah Reasoning: Another funny dude and i love him as an actor, i think he is under rated. I read pretty much all his interviews and he never fails to crack me up.

6: Adam Sandler . . .

Mah Reasoning: I LOVE adam and have for a long time. I think he is ridiculously funny and he's a sports fan. I dont know how it could be anything but fun to be his friend.

5: Jason Mraz . . .

Mah Reasoning: If yur familiar with his music, seen an interview with im or if ya just look at the pic up there ya know he has a very perverted and devious sense of humor. I figure we'd get along on that level and i love the guy's music so it'd be pretty cool to go on tour or whatever.

4: Tom Brady . . .

Mah Reasoning: He's my favorite QB in football and even though I don't care for the team he plays for, I admire his skill and the fact that women swoon around the guy doesn't hurt. I am not above picking up his rejects .

3: Jensen Ackles . . .

Mah Reasoning: Well, not really Jensen; he's cool too but more the character he plays, Dean Winchester cus he so bad ass. Jensen seems like he'd be a lot of fun to have a drink with, watch a game and on occasion, kill a demon or two (demons are real, right?). Plus I get to ride the Impala which has to be a chick magnet.

2: Jonah Hill . . .

Mah Reasoning: I think everything that comes outta his mouth is hilarious. He could tell me i had cancer and i'd probably bust a gut laughing right there. Have you ever listened to any of his commentary from a dvd? Some of it is funnier than whats written in the movie.

1: Johnny Depp . . .

Mah Reasoning: He is hands down my favorite actor and i have thought that for a while but didnt think much about him until i started watching his commentaries on dvds. In every one he is witty and funny; ya gotta figure greatness rubs off in some way. I love that dude cus he is the only person to make me like musicals.

Created By Me: Mah drawings...

1. Tat Design - pic
2. A fellow artist - pic

The reason i didnt post this yesterday was cus i am working on a drawing i wanted to post and its stil not finished so, meh.

Mah Life: aka "The one with birthing babies"...

I hooked up with Melanie twice since I blogged last. Hooked up with in the chilling out sense of things not a bumbin' uglies type situation, I haven't even seen her uglies ... our relationship is still very much PG13. We had a Q&A session about ourselves, just the normal stuff... and some non standard stuff too. It was enjoyable and much needed imo if it's gonna go any further. Some things need to be known, right? Getting that out of the way is important cus years down the line if she comes home one day and Im wearing her bra and panties, I think that's info she may have wanted to know beforehand. (I don't wear women's undies btw, it was just an example... stop picturing it, STOP IT!) Side note: She is like 5'3" which kinda brought on the women I like under 5'5" thing. In stickier news, my brother and his wife are going to induce labor this weekend and im gonna go but NOT in the room where it goes down. Im not squeamish but like I said before, it's not something I need to see, or hear. I was however looking forward to a spontaneous child birth only cus I wanted to watch my brother (or whoever the poor soul would've been) knee deep in baby juice, cleaning up the mess from when it happened, lol. I asked if he would deliver his own baby and he said no cus he aint that kinda doctor... Eh, Cardiologist/Obstetrician... what's the difference?! Yur telling me you can screw around with someone's heart but ya can't touch a vuhgina? What kinda world do we live in?! Anyhoo, Cael Leslie Watts should be here by Sunday afternoon... let the corruption begin! . Don't ask me why they're giving the kid a (typically) girl's middle name *shrug*.

Picture OTD:

I made this cus PETA is full on nut jobs. Wanna make yur own, go here.

I have once again been edited, i was gonna do my fall tv show thing in this entry but the stoopid word count hasbeaten me again.

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