I havent had much motivation to post a new blog in while, Ive kept my ravings to my self cus frankly, i didnt think they were worth mentioning, but one thing, just one thing brought me out of my funk. Even with Iron Man, Hellboy II, The inredible Hulk and Wanted all impressing the crap outta me. This one thing, got me all hot and bothered, that one thing is...

THE

DARK

freakin

KNIGHT!!!!

OMG, that movie gave me a boner, litterally... poked right through the bottom of the popcorn bucket. I have to admit i was apprehensive about thinking the movie being as great as people were saying and about all the talk of Heath's performance being Oscar worthy, but dammit, i was wrong. So wrong! This movie made Iron Man look like Nick Fury: Agent of Shield. Seriously, this was the best movie ive seen in terms of sticking true to the source material and character/plot development i have ever seen from a comic-to-film project. I cant rave enough about it. I wont go as far as to say DC has surpassed Marvel in terms of quality, but THE DARK freakin KNIGHT is pure GOLD!

btw: HEATH was amazing, sad part is (spoiler in white text)... He made this grand speach to Batz about them being able to do "this" forever. And even though we dont know his fate on screen, Since Heath is gone, it can never happen again, he is simply irreplacable. Harvey Dent was great too, the best character develpoment of any comic movie by far. I didnt even mind his demise, lets hope the third movie continues this path of semi-realism. I think the perfect vilain would be Scarface!

Go see it...now!
LATER .

Hey people, this is just a quick entry to inform you (that is if ya didnt already know) about potentially the greatest site ever... its called MarWashGetsNaked.com . Nah, dont you wish though .

Clickie, clickie. .

Ok, thats all... wait, there is also this... clickie, clickie. So many movies for people of my ilk this year, i just had a nerdgasm thinkin about it . Ok, thats all ya get for now...go away!

-pokes ya all-
Later .

Wait... there were no reports? Shame on you all. For Shame . Anyway, this aint a comeback, more like a status report... To let ya know im still alive.

The reason i went invisible man at first was because me grandmother passed back in late January. So i was in Victoria for about 2 weeks cus my dad was her oldest and he had lots of things to determine pertaining to her estate. (She was more than well-off financially).

I left my Carly there with my cousins so she could live on there ranch cus i could tell she was getting restless in our apartment. I miss her, but i dont miss all the shedding .

After I got back to the States i was emotionally drained. Thats where the remainder off my disapearing act comes in... for the past month, my brother, his wife, the gf and a couple of other friends and i were in Spain. The perks of having effortless jobs i guess. I t was fun, i havemany pics to share.

We are in Minn right now visiting with the gf's parents. Its the frist time in over a month i have had reliable internet connection .

Ill be an uncle again sometime this July. The wanna name the kid Avarice... Are you phucking kidding me?! lmao. My poor unfortunate niece or nephew.

Um, nothing much else to report. Ill be back to post regularly very soon....i promise... maybe... we'll see .

Sorry to Lin for not participating in her Mastermind quiz, i probably would have lost anyway but i said i would play. Im not a flake, things just got hectic.

Thanks to BB, Mark, YNB, Pix, Boomy, the many Jenns, my Kinky Face Toni, The sexy Kris, Ashley, Joey (the gf loves Serial, though she wonders what i am doing that gave me that personality in yur story), Claire, Cubby and everyone else who at least noticed i was gone, even though you were to lazy to post a comment .

I have a bunch of tv to watch when i go home. Namely, Terminator: TSCC, Torchwood (which im pissed cus i had no idea that new series was starting, i was led to believe it wouldnt return until the summer God bless dvr.

Oh btw, the new Big Brother sucks ass, whose dumbass idea was it to pair people off? What a joke that is, but check out the ass on that Amanda chick, too bad about her face... we calls her a buttahead, lmoa. Only up to the 3 epi, its the one of the few things me and the gf's dad have in common. No spoilers or ill cut your nuts off, if you dont have any ill attatch some and then cut them off .

Thanks again to those who cared enough to think of me lying in a ditch somewhere. Knowing you thought of me (even in a dead or comatose state) really means alot. lol.

Oh and... I drink your milk Shake! I drink it up!
Later ;lol:.

I go out for a couple of hours to buy some milk, cookies, condoms and a Spongebob dvd...

I come back

And then, I was all like...

These bytches got me for bloggy. Meh, it was bound to happen but to be honest i thought i would be able to push the boundaries a little more than what i did. I really saw nothing offensive, maybe it was that one guy holding his junk, lol. Serves me right for trying to be an equal opportunity perv. Sowwy ladies and Mark, from now on its guys with button up shirts and jean jackets..with mullets.

I didnt get banned so thats somethin. Messed up thing is i think i know who reported my entry, it was some punk ass N00B that couldnt handle a little back n forth on the Smallville forum.

TO QUOTE MY GOOD FRIEND SNOOP...

"BYTCHES AINT SHYT!"

I guess ill never get the community spotlight now cus im reverting back to having my profile private. btw: did anyone find my material offensive? Please tell me, i wont retaliate in any way, i just wanna delete yur ass from my contacts cus clearly i made a mistake when i tracked ya.

Ok, im done bytchin

so now, im all like....

Im wearing that outfit and suckin on a green lolly btw. Ya damn right, i do what i want and im sexy while i do it.

I Might as well share this...

Earlier today while going through some shipping orders i came across something of harrrrlarious proportions...

So i was all like...

Ok, i was going through the orders and i came across this womans name, and i promise this is no exaggeration, if it wasnt illegal for me to post her order form, i would, her name was...

Pamela Marisol Saunders

Wait, let me spell that out for you, just in case yur not getting it...

P.M.S

.

So yeah...

I was all like...

Man, something tells me that lady is a biotch! Ok, im out for now, everyone enjoy the weekend

Oh and to the Doosh that reported me...

Hmmm, looking back on those purchases the wrong person would get the impression im trying to lure some kid into the back ofmy van...i dont have a van,,,its an ice cream truck...i dont really lure kids to it...they come willfully...just kidding, i dont lure kids...unless they have a hot mom

Ok, so now im all like...

Later

Ok, gonna try something different today (gonna try to do it every Wedensday). I know myentries are usually built around being purposefully random, but they usually have some sort of order. Today (cus im lazy) i give to you...

Woohoo for a new Criminal Minds tonight, also another chance for Cashmere Mafia to impress me.

Has anyone seen Dragon Wars? If so, is it worth checking out? I wanna see it, but I have no intention on blindly paying 20 bucks for a movie that may be crap. And $20 for the dvd, not seeing it at a theatre and its really more like $15-17.

No one with a job should ever play Brain Age for the DS. Super addictive, you will get no work done.

Ya know what I hate myself for watching? I love New York, Flavor o Love, Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, Bad Girls Club and My Super Sweet 16. I cant help it really, I like confrontation and public humiliation and those shows are great for watching losers pretend to better themselves.

Anyone planning on going to see Cloverfield? Im intrigued by it but like a told that hooker in Taiwan, they aint getting my money until I see the goods. I need to see that monster and all I have to go on so far is this...im not sure if this is the actual thing or just a fan drawing.

Taking a shower with someone sounds like fun, but its really not. Not for me anyway, the perk of staring at a wet butt is severely outweighed by agony of getting no hot water .

OMG, a Steak 'n Shake restaurant is opening up inside of the Water Tower. My fat inner child is doing the truffle Shuffle. That's my favorite place to eat (fast food wise) and before this, the nearest one was all the way in some hick town called Rantoul. Expect me to gain at least 50 pounds in pure meaty goodness this year. -salivates-

If someone robs a sperm bank at gun point and gets caught, does the person get charged with armed robbery or kidnapping?

Is it really wrong to mug and old lady when she clutches her purse cus she assumes you'll steal it just cus yur wearing a hoodie? Shouldn't I just put her mind to rest and jack her?

Ya know what I hate? When im minding my own business, innocently staring at a girls ass and she gets an attitude when she sees me lookin. Hey, If ya don't want me staring, don't wear pants with Juicy written across yur butt inglitter.

The Lakers are just 1.5 games out of first place in the Western Conference. -Happy Dance-

Who is the ugliest person you have ever seen?! If that person is sitting next to you for some reason, just type three consecutive periods, like so ...

The Lamest movie i saw last year was without a doubt The Ringer. Shame on you if you laughed at that movie.

One of the funniest movies i have ever seen is Houseguest. My title is a quote from the movie, its hilarious!

Lmao, i just saw this kid that super glued his hand to his desk so he wouldnt have to go back to school. Harlarious cus it worked, for one day at least.

All Time great reliever and former White Sox, Rich 'Goose' Gossage was elected into the Baseball HOF yesterday. He was Mariano Rivera before Mariano could hold a baseball.

Why is it that people think squirrels are cute and rats arent? Put a fuzzy tail on a rat and its the same thing.

Later

And cus i know you love it, clickie, clickie. I'll know if you dont click it.

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