Snacks Parody

By MsRockstar
Posted: April 26, 2008 at 07:42:46 AM

While i was having tuition today, i was listening to my MP3 player and i was also thinking of cool snacks and drinks like Slim Jims, Mountain Dew, and, um, Minute Maid Lemonade. I guess that was cos i made a smart-butt decision to go watch soda and junk food (though i don't quite like that term) ads on YouTube just the other day. Besides Hayley Williams' awesome vocals and the sweetness of Mountain Dew, a new episode idea for the Foster's forum occupied my mind too. A few seconds later, i was also thinking of video games. So my mind had Paramore's "Pressure" as 'background music', and an image of Frankie Foster playing the PlayStation 3 while Mac and Bloo were in the background, eating Slim Jims from the SJ Dump Bag and drinking Diet Mountain Dew. And so, i decided to parody some of America's most popular snacks and drinks, while a new Foster's episode idea (involving the word "junkies") was conceived....without further ado, here's the not-so-good parody: Also, please see no.7!

Drinks:

1. Mountain Dew AMP - Hill Dew CRAMP (Carbonated, Refreshing, Amazing and Magnificent Powerlyzer)

2. Dr.Pepper - Dr.Salt ( Yeah, this is kinda obvious...heehee..:oops:)

3. Rockstar Energy Drink - WarsStar Energy Drink ( You know, Mace Windu loved to drink this)

4. SoBe - SoFlee

5. Jones Soda - Clones Soda

6. Red Bull Energy Drink - Red Butt Energy Drink (With an image of a baboon showing off his bright red butt as tin can graphics)

7. Minute Maid Lemonade - Hour Butler Root Beer ( I think this is the best thing i've thought of all day!!)

Solids (okay, Snacks):

8. Slim Jims - Slim Tims ( My creative juice is running out!)

9. Oreos - Snoreos

10. Ritz Bitz - Spitz Shnitz

11. Doritos - 'FroRitos ( Awesome cheese-flavoured Afro shaped corn chips, guaranteed to bring back the 70's and cause total confusion! Only available in Your Head Supermarkets. The makers of 'FroRitos are not responsible for the lethal agrressive joy caused by the re-discovering of the Internet)

12. Lays - Gays ( Pink-colored, but still tasty, potato chips that come with images of Ken Paves and Lance Bass behind every pack!)

Anyway, by the time my tuition class was over, i didn't do my work, wound up being very tired, didn't gain any knowledge i was supposed to gain, and my teacher didn't catch me...