...but, I won 3rd Place as Prof. Sinestra in a costume contest at the annual Harry Potter Yule Ball tonight. Yeah, it's past Yuletide and no, there wasn't much ballroom dancing going on, but still...it was fun! And I got to confirm that Divination is a woolly discipline when 'Professor Trelwaney' had to keep referring to a palmistry book while she was reading my friend's hand. Also, I got sorted into Slytherin (big surprise there, to TV.com regulars).

Since I'm in such a good mood there'll be no hexing or cursing from me of submitters who still can't spell the Queen's English properly and no lines assigned for 'I must not use poor syntax or bad punctuation.' Full marks for everyone.

Now, go wash your face with a tartan flannel, put on your pyjamas, and check to make sure the Monster Book of Monsters isn't under your bed.