What is up my peoplez????!!!!!!! I am finally back! PR prt. 2 will be up when I get some time to write it, but today is Halloween, as of the time I'm typing this, so I bring my own story, kinda like Zamxus' but a little different:

FIGHTING YOUR DEMONS

"People have always told me never to bottle up my anger. I shoulda listened."

Cuts to me in a dark room. A single light cuts on above a bottle that's twice my size. the label says "Kyle's Anger" and a viscous red liquid flows near the top. Lights then cut on around my father, an old school bully, and various others who hate me.

Father: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? MY DOG'S GOT BETTER SENSE THAN YOU!! YOU'RE A BIG KLUTZ!! NOW DO IT RIGHT!

Bully: What are you gonna do fat boy? Huh? You gonna kill me? Bully hits me.

I turn to the bottle. I see the Liquid rising near the cap.

Kids: Fat......Gay.........Dumbass........Fatass........Queer........Go eat a twinkie.....

Father: ANOTHER C ON YOUR REPORT CARD!?

"Cut me some slack! I'm tr-

Father: SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE NOT TRYING!!! I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE ALL YOUR STUFF AWAY AGAIN! GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!

Everyone starts talking and I look back at the bottle. I see the cap finally shoot off. I feel a burning sensation and my vision takes a red tint.

"SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!!!"

I lash out and hit my father square in the jaw. I turn around and hit the bully in the nuts. He doubles over and I smash my knee into his face. All of a sudden a sword falls in front of me. I pick it up and crack the bully's head open, then stab down into his brains. A Grenade falls by me and I chuck it into the Hate Kids. I watch as their bodies rip into a million pieces. I turn back to my father, who has turned a deep shade of red.

Father: YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW!!!

"AM I?I think it's the other way around. You treated me like a dog, a nobody, like I was some big mistake in your life."

Father: What are you-

"SHUT UP!!!!!! I've put up with your sh!t for to long!! Now I take what's rightfully mine!!!!!!"

I stab him in the gut. He falls down still hanging on for life. I now hold a 12-gauge pump in my hand. I cock it.

Father: Wait! Don't do this son. I'm your father and I love you. spare me. PLEASE!!!!

I lower the gun some and laugh.

"That's all I wanted to hear."

Father: Really?

"Nope."

I pull the trigger and blow his head off.

"Finally. I feel at peace."

All of a sudden, a pair of big red eyes look at me.

"Who are you?"

???: I'm all that is evil. Three sixes appear above the eyes. Join me and we could cause some major trouble.

I cock the gun and pull the trigger again. The beast falls.

"Sorry. I work alone."

I walk off as the lights stay on. They flicker, then shut off.

HAPPY HALOWEEN!!!!!

Remember WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back when I said I was making something called Project: Revolution? Well it's here, but I've tweaked it a lot and now here's part one of episode one of Project: Revolution. Let me say right now this is the first time I've actually done one of these, so leave me some tips on what I need to fix. Second, big thanks to Zamxus for allowing me to use some of his characters. So here it is:

Peter: (Black screen) You know the old saying "War is hell?" They were dead wrong. It's Worse!

Screen fades into a battlefield located in Paris, France. Camera pans around to reveal many dead soldiers dressed in dark green and in black. The camera then cuts over into a battle tent where two Official-looking people stand over a map of the battlefield. The first man is dressed like a high-ranking military official with Jet Black hair underneath his hat. A Red scar sits under his right eye, which is black. His left eye is green. The camera moves to a badge on his suit which reads: LHC (Lord High Commander) Zane.

Zane: What's the current status of our situation?

The second man next to him is dressed the exact same way except his hair is blond and his eyes are a steely gray. The badge on his suit reads LCH Nicholas.

Nick: Not good. Word from the field is over half of Predacon's army is gone, but we're basically down to our last divisions.

Zane: I see. This may end terribly for us.

Nick: Not yet. You gotta try to think of something.

Zane: WHAT!? I've never tried to defeat an army that size with so few people. It's impossible!

Nick: It is huh? What happened to that General who defeated a hundred men by himself? What happened to the general who sent the Grand Prediconian army packing with 25 tanks, 1000 men, and a box of ammo? If there's any time to pull a plan out your ass, now's the time!!!!

Zane takes his hat stares down at the map. He stands there for the longest time just looking. Then a streak of blood red hair goes right down the middle of his head. When he looks up, his left eye is also jet black.

Zane: Simple, You take the second and third infantries and head off Xavier and Tuttle's divisions in the southwest sector. I want General Spider to take the 1st and 8th Foot divisions and head off Doomlock in the northern sector. I'll take the Calvary, and the 5th infantry and take down Preadcon and Peter's army at the heart of this field.

??? Are you mad!?

A mysterious figure walks out of the shadowy corners of the tent. A badge on his suit reads Gen Spider.

Spider: You cannot possibly take on Predacon and Peter by yourself. You'll be slaughtered!

Zane: That's a risk I'm willing to take. You know your orders. HEAD OUT!!!

Nick and Spider: Yes Sir!!!!!

All three men head out the tent. On the other side of the field, a tall figure and Peter sit on a cliff overlooking the battlefield. The tall one is not human, but rather cybernetic in appearance. A special armor coves his body, giving him an appearance of wearing a T-Rex as Armor without the head. Peter is about 2 heads smaller than the Tall one and is wearing jet black armor with a cross on the chestplate. His hair is black like Zane's but longer and tied into a long ponytail. A sword sit on his left hip.

Peter: (Narrating) The rebels have become quite a nuisance. Our plans have been halted by them. Now they want our main capitol. Paris. Big mistake.

Predacon: They're planning something Big I feel it.

Peter: Their troops are rallying. This could be bad. You know of Zane's ability to randomly pull off victories with hardly anything.

Predacon: I know, but I got a better plan. Just follow me.

Peter: Alright.

Peter's then sets off a flash. The camera then sees Peter in white Armor, and with short brown hair. A helmet now rests on the ground. He picks it up and puts it on.

Peter: Ready when you are.

Predacon then jumps off the cliff and charges at Zane who has assembled his army. Peter sends out a signal to his army and then he jumps. Peter then Charges at Zane too and draws his sword. He jumps. The camera freezes

Peter: Sometimes, I wonder what would happen if I never found his tomb....................

I hope you enjoyed this. I don't know when part 2 will be up. So keep yourselves tuned in to this channel.

Signing Off

Hello folks! If you wonder what happened to me after July 4th well here's wathappened. I ended up discontinuing the Summer Rambler because I was getting nowhere with it. But my last week was pack. I spent a whole week at Eagle Eyrie in Boonsboro for MC2 week. It'sa church event where you pick a mission that you stick with all week. I picked Drama and Music and I loved it!!! It was the greatest week at any church I had. I preformed skits and sang and even learned some Zulu. I was actually saddened when I left. But I had fun. I got some cool stuff and learned something. I learned that I am now addicted to Scrubs! I love that show!!!!! Shame they gonna end it. What I got was a cool shirt for participating in MC2, and we also went to a mall for soemfree time one day where I got an awesome DJ Soundwave T-Shirt and Custom Robo Arena. I'm addicted to that game too.

Now you're probably wondering why is Chuck Norris at the end of my title? Well for the entire time at camp, we'd spend 10,15 minute drives into Lynchburg to do our performances. While riding we'd sing, tell jokes, and us guys would end up telling Chuck Norris facts. So I've compiled my list ofmy top 10 Chuck Norris facts but I propose a challenge for you. I'll put my favorite 3 as the top 3. If you can think of one better than my three, I'll put it into the top three. So here we go:

NEWMANFAN14's TOP 10 CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:

10. There is no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris hates trailer parks.

9. CHuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

8. Chuck Norris once went into a lake to relieve himself. 5 days later the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crawled out.

7. The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong ways ONCE!

6. When you're Chuck Norris, everything + everything = 1...... One Roundhouse kick to the face!

5. Chuck Norrisonce delivered a roundhouse kick so fast it opened up a hole in time, kicked Amelia Earhart and caused her to crash.

4. The opening scenes from Saving Private Ryan are based offa Dodgeball game Chuck Norris played in Second Grade.

THE TOP THREE!!!!!!

3. ChuckNorris ownsa piece of property between Florida,Bermuda, and Puerto Rico. We know this as the Bermuda Triangle. Chuck Norris does not tolerate trespassers.

2. Chuck Norris always wins but he can never lose, so when Chuck Norris goes back in time to fight himself, the whole Space-Time continuum would cease to exist.

1. Jesus mqay have walked on water, but Chuck Norris SWAM ON LAND!!!!

Good Luck!

Why you ask? Well it's what I call Independence week! July 4th is Saturday so The Rambler is taking off this week. Don't worry though, it's the only one of 2 breaks The Rambler will take.

In other Musings,Tv.com has made some partnership with Facebook so you can transfer friends from facebook here and from here make postings on your wall. I now own a Facebook page so if you see me, add me as your friend! This week is kinda drab for me. I mean nothing really special is happening for me until the Weekend, which is gonna be awesome!!! I mean what can beat hangin out with your girlfriend friday(VERY NICE!!! ) Then Saturday THE BIGGEST POOL PARTY AND FIREWORKS DISPLAY AROUND!!!!! I'm loving my weekend!!

Now I know this is an Ivlander thing, but I doubt he'll mind. MY Song of the Week. Just click HERE!'

LEADER OUT!!!!

Time for the second edition of the Summer Rambler! So let's jump into it.

Mon- Well nothin special happened today. I'm actually glad they stopped the whole Trump owning RAW angle. Now it's a matter of time 'til Battle of the Billionaires 2!! Now I give you an impossible question. Seeing that this week holds the premire of Revenge of the Fallen, it's gonna be Transformers related. Well actually it's 2:

1. Name 3 components of the Combiner Monstructer.

2. What is ROTF Devastator notable for in the trailers?

Answer will be revealed Friday.

Tues: Nothing. ROTF Tomorrow!

Wed- Today was quite an action packed day for me. Now on to My Thoughts.

First off my thoughts on surgery again. I'm finally getting my wisdom teeth taken out in August. Thankfully I've got a lotta time.

Now my Thoughts on Revenge of the Fallen!!! It's a kickass movie!! All I can say. All I can say is that Mudflap and Skids will be the 2 funniest guys you'll meet.

Thur: Nothing Happened except the HORROR OF MOVING 120 bales of hay which weigh anywhere from 50 to 70 pounds!!!!!

Fri: Great day today, I went back to see Revenge of the Fallen for the second time. Damn that's a great movie! And I know for a fact I'll see it one more time when my friend returns from his trip to Spain. Now the answers to the ImpossibleQuestions:

1.Any of these names would've worked: Icepick, Birdbrain, Bristleback, Scowl, Slog, and Wildfly.

2. The ability to create a powerful vortex capable of suck up thing the size of Mudflap.

Well that's all

LEADER OUT!!!!