i want a car but i cant affored one.....

can someone buy me one.....

no...

oh well i will have to work harder.

In other news i want a ps3 ....

but i cant affored one either...... (do you know where this is going)

that is all!!!

havnt played my360 in a while due to over playing all the games i have and getting bored. but i bought bioshock on friday night and started playing it. it started pausing which i heard it happens with that game. i thought nothing of it.

however i turned it on this morning and it happened THREE RED FLASHING LIGHTS. luckily i only bought it back in january so the store said they would exchange it.

i went there earlier on and instead of exchanging it, they said i could have an xbox elite instead, without having to pay an extra £20. i love PC world.

so i am now a proud owner of an xbox 360 elite. Now i just need to buy a few better games.

im not having any luck, when one problem gets fix something worse comes along.

 two weeks ago my mother went into hospital with cellulitis. While she was there she fell ill with a bad case of pneumonia, which she hasnt as of yet fully recoved.

so since then and for the foreseeable future i have been struggling between work, visiting and looking after my parents affairs while she is hospital and my dad is spending most of his time with her.

this has inevitably lead to my time here being eroded.

 i would like to appologise to the unions i am a member of, especially my own, which has had a bad time since my long absence began.

hopefully soon things will be back to normal

just a heads up to anyone who wants to know.. my PC power supply is bust so wont be so much for a while until i can get it fixed.

i will be in now and then, but the pc i am using now isnt mine so....

well hopefully it wont be to long

please be a bit more considerate when inviting be to a
union, and find if i have any interest in the subject first,



y would i want to join

an Asian gamers union when im not Asian,

or a david chappelle union when i don’t know who he is,

or go to a xbox gamecard union, when i don’t have a gamecard or even a 360



stop with the blind union invitations, ask me first find out if i like the
subject, ask me if im interested, if i am i will join, if not i wont, I don’t
accepted just any unions, if you take time to look you should notice that i am
only in 4 unions which i sure will show you i don’t just chose randomly for the sake of being in a union.



This isn’t much to ask is it??

Time Limit: 3 WKS
You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify. 

YOUR Name: _____________________________

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
(check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand
is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: ____________________________________________
Carter: __________________________________________
Clinton: __________________________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being
George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell
your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you
have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when
(approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.

You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8 ) An Hour glass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't
you? But consider this,-it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!

A very handsome and even
more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive
woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a
moment.

The woman notices this
and can't help but ask, Is your date running late?

No, he replies, I just
bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.

The woman is intrigued
and asks, A state-of-the-art

watch? What's so special
about it?

It uses alpha waves to
telepathically talk to me, he explains.

 What's it telling you
now?

 Well, it says you're not
wearing any panties...

The woman giggles and
replies, Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!

The man taps on the face
of the watch and explains, Damn thing must be an hour fast.