An fps that has an actual scene where you and the enemies are setup on both sides of a field. The scene goes as you rush over the side of cover and make towards the enemies, while the enemies do the same thing. As you are doing this, people are shooting guns, artillery shells are exploding all around in realtime, none of the predetermined **** craters are made in real time, and there's gunsmoke almost entirely obscuring everything.

I don't care what the setup is, hell, it could be that the dog monster king was angry over the Sewer munshkins dumping all their left over hair into buckets and throwing them into his doggy palace so he sends an army of heavily armed rambo clones after them as the sewer munshkins send an army of robotic gun walkers where they eventually meet up on a field, I don't care, I just want to have a scene like this.

You know, I remember a time when everyone was able to own their own cows. Hell, it was instated by the law that every househeld must own one to two cows within any city limits. Those cows were good eating, but it was then that I realized they weren't meant for eating. It was against our unalienable rights given in the Declaration of Depercandescence: Death, Opression, and the pursuit of sadness. So I then became a fugitive, constantly avoiding the law, ever wondering when that giant gray bugspray bottle was going to obliterate me. My first escape route was to sweden, located right underneath mexico and east of Jupiter. There I met a woman named Greg whom didn't seem like a woman, but that was what I thought. After that I walked so far that I no longer had the strength to walk so I ran. Unfortunately that was when they found me; in a secret walmart base hidden deep within the Atlantic Ocean. I was sentenced to life in a gas station bathroom, where I then lived the rest of my life amusing my self with a paper clip until I died and went to hell. The end of The story's end of.

I Apologize to any of you who read my killzone 2 review for having to read a large wall of text. I meant for there to be many more paragraph breaks, but for some reason they didn't get processed. Thats Gamespot for you. You actually could just copy and paste it into notepad and add in paragraph breaks of your own, but I guess people are just too arrogant to do that. You all make me sick.

P.s. i forgot to add in my review about how uninspiring the plot for it is. I mean, it just suggests to you that the helghast are evil and such without you ever having witnessed their evilsness yourself. If anything, the ISA are the meanies. First off, the helghast move away from everyone else becomes they're all meanies, then out of retalliation, they invade the ISA held planet Vekta. It fails so they return home, decide to leave everyone alone and stay there. Then, here comes the ISA, invades their planet, blows it all up, and then kills their leader. Don't get intimidated by their glowing red eyes, it's the ISA who are the bad guys. They make me sick too *Ptooey*.

When you read any of my reviews, don't pay so much attention to the score I give. I hate how gamespot only does the score scale in increments of 5. I feel the score doesn't do justice for some games while some games deserve a score of 11 and 15. I should start implementing my own score system. I'll call it The Jesse Scale of Awesomness where it's in increments of a hundred and goes all the way up to inifinity. Yea, infinity!

I'm finnaly back!