NES= BY THE POWER OF MY MIGHTY CONTROL PAD I WILL ELIMINATE THIS ATARI TIRENY AND TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING KNOWN TO MAN!!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM!

SNES= I am the most powerful AND affordable console!!!

N64= I AM THE MOST POWERFUL CONSOLE ON EARTH!!! (But I use an old format limiting my capabilities dramatically *is embarassed*)

Gamecube= Yeah, Im a nintendo console. I dont need to prove myself to YOU!

Wii= Okay im sorry for being so sure of myself! I'll change now.....DO you like mini game collections?

Wasn't that fun gang?

Wow, first blog in AGES. Its a one off though, to whoever the hell is reading (y)

Bring on E3 and its mediocre announcements!