Conan was referring to the recent anonymous donation of a million dollars. I was completely shocked. It's a good college, but not the widest known university. Our alumni includes NJ governor Jim Florio and one of the Menenedez brothers.

Actually, it probably would have been better to mention that the writer of the upcoming movie "The Spiderwick Chronicles" (which stars Martin Short) is also former TCNJ graduate.

Yeah, that would have been best. Ah well. My bad.