my old phone was pretty freakin gay it went to some pages slow, sent texts slow, MADE texts slow and even mixed some of the letters up. it also felt like everytime i flipped it open it would snap in half. which is what i felt like doing to it almost everyday.

this new phone is still a flip phone but it does every aforementioned things ten times better. if only it had a camera.

and as some of you know my ipod was recently stolen. it feels so weird without. i did alot of things with it. i had a few birthday reminders in there, i used the notes to remember things. and not to mention all the funny videos and music i had on it.

i have to use my old mp3 player. this one was like my very first one.

it looks like this but blue.

http://www.gizmowatch.com/entry/clip-on-dn-clmp128-mp3-player

i wish i at least had an ipod shuffle if i have to have something like that. i cant use all the stuff i got on itunes on the blue thing. but this will be another problem that can be solved with a job.

until the next blog

yes i know devastating isnt it. i let my friend use it and he said he put it in my backpack. he even let me check through his stuff so he cud prove he wasnt lying. and his pockets. im hoping that i can at least get a job to get 2 this time. a 16GB ipod touch and a 120GB Ipod classic. (memory stingy ). all the stuff i had on my ipod is on my computer. Which means i dont have to purchase anything from Itunes twice so i dont have to spend anymore than 600 (wow did i just say that, god thats alot)

Needless to say im mad and sad. its gonna be wierd without it but on the brightside im getting a new phone soon. my current one is dyslexic or something.

nuthin new to tell you about except that i beat bioshock. very fun

and now the joke.

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

i dont know how many updates i made. and i dont feel like checking. so lets just call this Update the first one. (laziness ftw ). Well im sending back the two games i got from gamefly tomorrow. it turns out i didnt get Halo 3along with Afro Samurai. I got Soul Calibur IV with Afro Samurai. I guess i changed the game order at the last second and forgot .

I was gonna try and get the completionist Acheivement from Afro Samurai. It's an instant 200 gamerscore. but i got stuck on the boss in like the 7th level and said forget it. i got a good 400-500 gamerscore so whatever. Same with Soul Calibur IV. Got 400-500 gamerscore for playing that game. I've also been borrowing games from friends and family.

I got Fight Night Round 3 from my cousin, and Devil May Cry 4and BioShockfrom my friend. all 3 are very fun. Ive provided links for most games in this blog in case you guys want to look up things forthem.

As for the job. yeah still jobless for now. I need to getsome money or something because my membership expires on October 25th.

Until the next update, Cya.

Well havent been making a blog in a while again. im going to officially give myself a title. Achievement Freak.

my gamer card(which is somewhere on my profile) has increased from about 2500 gamerscore to about 5200 in almost two months. having plenty of fun with my 360. and if you want to friend request me my gamercard should be on my profile page somewhere.

heres the joke

Cyanide Please

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."