WARNING: Below is my failed attempt at humor and may offend people. Unfortunately, it's very true. The following involves Eras, Jesus, The very first president doing drugs, and even your mother.

My god... I know it's a good game, hell, I witnessed it at first hand of how it is before I even knew about it, but look at all this. Mountain Dew, Bans to 9,999 AD, a full trailer depicting the creation of a model re-creation of a massive virtual battle. Is this game the freaking start of a gaming era? Was it made by Jesus instead of Bungie? Is George Washington sniffing it's shredded disc pieces like crack? Is it the first thing to actually say it made love to your mother last night and was actually true? That's right, MADE LOVE, not that she just enjoyed it, it was like freaking ecstasy to her. That's right, your mother is tripped out on Halo 3... and so is everyone's mother.

Myself... I believe it all. BELIEVE! BELIEVE IT BABY! You know you're jealous of all your mother's recent affair, so am I. It says right in the trailer... BELIEVE!

Halo Freaking Three Baby.

By the way, I'm Batman.